Linoleum Knife

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Direct download: Linoleum_20150419.m4a
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Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL

Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150411.m4a
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Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150403.m4a
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The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

 

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

 

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

 

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

 

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Direct download: Linoleum_20150329_rev.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00 PM

Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150322.m4a
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Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Direct download: Linoleum_20150315.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:19 PM

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150307.m4a
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Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.

Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150301.m4a
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Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.

Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150221.m4a
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It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150213.m4a
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