Dave and Alonso wade through the noise, noise, noise, noise of overblown action, disappointing comedy and actual noise music. Subscribe on iTunes (and review us), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, touch the sky.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ILLICIT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROMANCING THE STONE

Dave and Alonso talk superheroes and explorers and artists and trans teens, plus take a deep dive into letters. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, static in my attic.

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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE FATHER AND THE BEAR

Alonso and Dave moderated a conversation with Bryan Fuller as part of Lambda Litfest Los Angeles on March 8, 2017, and the prolific TV producer discussed the art of adaptation (as it applies to AMERICAN GODS, HANNIBAL and CARRIE) and other facets of his extraordinary career. It's our first live show!

AMERICAN GODS premieres on Starz on Sunday, April 30.

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Dave and Alonso talk about the adorability of pandas and the indefatigability of Katherine Heigl, and reject the husband-wife paradigm of coupledom while embracing the dog-cat one. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if you see it bring on home to me.

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Dave's DVD picks of the week: OBSESSED and ORPHAN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE PIED PIPER

Dave and Alonso discuss indie animation, a British master's take on an American poetry legend and a bittersweet Spanish film about friendship and loss. But mostly they speculate about the feud between The Rock and Vin Diesel and talk about cars going really fast. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, look at me I'm self-employed.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TONI ERDMANN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FAST FIVE

Dave and Alonso cover a lot of ground, from the delightful to the deplorable, and Dave rethinks his position on a recent controversial dud. Subscribe for free (and review) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I wonder how your engines feel.

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Dave's Free Movie Pick of the Week: lecinemaclub.com

Alonso's Oops-It's-Out-of-Print Free Movie Pick of the Week: SINCE YOU WENT AWAY

Dave and Alonso revisit two rave-y 90s movies in their latest iterations, and Alonso tries (and fails) to explain the plot of the latest animated hit. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, lager lager lager.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TRANCE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STORKS

Louis Virtel (Throwing Shade, Billy on the Street) drops in to help Dave and Alonso make heads or tails of the "edgy" gay jokes in yet another vintage TV reboot. Also: lots of character-actor name-dropping. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @linoleumcast, the power lies on their side.

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He's our guest: Jack Morrissey, friend of the show and co-producer of "Disney's Beauty and the Beast," joins Dave and Alonso to give some insider perspective on the global box-office hit, from focus-group approved gays to singing dolls to what's next for director Bill Condon. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, in this town there's only she/who is beautiful as me.

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Dave and Alonso catch up on two diametrically opposed new movies before catching up on some listener mail. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, gonna walk into London on my hands someday.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IRMA VEP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA