Linoleum Knife

Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140525.m4a
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If anyone can map a course from Gojira to Bresson, it's Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, order a T-shirt or commentary track from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, everyone's a winner, baby.

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KCRW's Madeleine Brand classes up the joint as Dave and Alonso fight off a pancake coma with discussion of harried moms and chubby man-children (on screen, that is.) Subscribe (and review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, folluw us @linoleumcast (and Madeleine at @TheMadBrand and @KCRWPressPlay)

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Dave and Alonso are feeling post-modern but not quite romantic about the big movie and the small movies this week, but there you have it. Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a nice review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ooooh how I love the rainy days.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Visit www.linoleum-knife.com this week to see when we've posted "Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife: TWO FOR THE ROAD"

Direct download: Linoleum_20140504.m4a
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Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

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Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Direct download: Linoleum_20140428.m4a
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Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140420.m4a
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Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM, by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Our theme music is composed and performed by Bleu -- http://www.bleutopia.com

Direct download: Linoleum_20140413.m4a
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Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

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Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" on May 3-4 http://bit.ly/NHdjDd -- get 20% off with discount code LINOLEUM

Direct download: Linoleum_20140330.m4a
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Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

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Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Linoleum Knife is also brought to you by No-Budget Film School; sign up for their famed two-day class "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking on May 3 & 4 in Los Angeles and get 20% off with promo code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd

Direct download: Linoleum_20140323.m4a
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