The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

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Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK

Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.

Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.

Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE

It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.

This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS

Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS

Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies

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