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LKTV 060: Christmas with Kojak and My Mother, the Car

Dave and Alonso are still feeling the holiday spirit, so here's a FREE episode of LKTV, our podcast of the television that's usually available only to subscribers to our Patreon page -- you should totally consider becoming one of them. On this episode,we look back at the Christmas TV we consumed this year, including Cher, Good Times, Our Miss Brooks, The Mistletoe Promise, Maude, The Mod Squad and more!

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SPOILERS for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Collateral Beauty; with Ryan Downey

Ryan Downey sticks around to go deep into SPOILER territory with Dave and Alonso, so don't listen unless you want all to be revealed. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ring-ting-a-ling-a-ling too.

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Ryan's streaming pick of the week: STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SEVENTH SEAL

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Collateral Beauty (Non-Spoiler); with Ryan Downey

Star Wars fanboy and friend of the show Ryan Downey joins Dave and Alonso to talk about the latest excursion to that universe, and sit slack-jawed at the explanation of the plot of Will Smith's latest. Don't miss out extra, spoiler-packed episode this week! We're @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling.

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La La Land, Office Christmas Party, Believe

Dave and Alonso explain why the R-rated raunchy comedy is a more Christian movie that the ostensibly faith-based one, and they don't quite see eye-to-eye on one of the year's most acclaimed films. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, give us some love on iTunes, are you shining just for me.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ESSENTIAL JACQUES DEMY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A WOMAN IS A WOMAN

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Jackie, Things to Come, LAFCA Awards

Dave and Alonso discuss the Los Angeles Film Critics Association honorees, bust out their breathy FLOTUS impersonations, and bow before the greatness of Isabelle Huppert for the second time in a month. Leave us a nice iTunes review, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the corner Santa Claus.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAGIC BOX: THE FILMS OF SHIRLEY CLARKE, 1927-1986: PROJECT SHIRLEY, VOLUME FOUR

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BLACK CHRISTMAS

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Moana, Bad Santa 2, Elle, Miss Sloane, Rules Don't Apply, Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Dave and Alonso rouse themselves from post-Thanksgiving food coma to talk complicated heroines, failure at the box office (movies that do it and movies about it) and other stuff. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, burn your bridges, start again.

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Allied, The Edge of Seventeen; Listener Mail

Dave and Alonso wish you a Happy Thanksgiving with this extra in-betweener episode, catching up on a few movies and some (but not all) of the mail backlog. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, the horse knows the way. 

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Manchester by the Sea, Nocturnal Animals, Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk, Hunter Gatherer

Dave and Alonso got their eyes fried by one of the world's leading filmmakers, and they disagree on a film that's destined to be a big awards contender. Also, there's discussion of lima beans. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, that's what love can do.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOT TYPE: 150 YEARS OF THE NATION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE

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Arrival, Almost Christmas, The Love Witch, Loving

Dave and Alonso have a thing or two to say about the election, yes, but they also discuss quotable celebrity sex tapes and gummi candies (in two completely separate contexts). Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, she don't ask for things.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THAT TENDER TOUCH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE VELVET VAMPIRE

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Matt Zoller Seitz; Doctor Strange, Trolls, Hacksaw Ridge, I'm Not Ashamed

Dave and Alonso are joined by RogerEbert.com's Matt Zoller Seitz to talk about the complications of Mel Gibson, the trippier corners of the Marvel Universe, and the latest in problematic Christian cinema. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's a love thing.

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