He's our guest: Jack Morrissey, friend of the show and co-producer of "Disney's Beauty and the Beast," joins Dave and Alonso to give some insider perspective on the global box-office hit, from focus-group approved gays to singing dolls to what's next for director Bill Condon. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, in this town there's only she/who is beautiful as me.

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Dave and Alonso catch up on two diametrically opposed new movies before catching up on some listener mail. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, gonna walk into London on my hands someday.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IRMA VEP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA

Dave and Alonso welcome Del Shores and Emerson Collins, who discuss their eagerly-awaited sequel A VERY SORDID WEDDING. Don't blame the guests for Dave and Alonso's opinions of certain LGBT advocacy groups. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and you will believe in love.

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Dave and Alonso record a quick recap of Envelope-gate, Halle Berry's wig, and other pressing matters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, feels right.

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Dave and Alonso discuss an acclaimed new horror movie, and another one that's fallen between the cracks in North America, before getting into another fight about La La Land. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, get outta my way.

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Dave and Alonso are, not surprisingly, more into the movies with hardly any dialogue than the ones with monster dogs and spa eels. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the riddle of the model.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: POLICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STORY OF QIU JU

Dave has an idea for an action-oriented "L Word" reboot while Alonso compares John Wick's appeal to Harry Potter's. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, show me love and what it's all about.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM

Dave and Alonso take you step-by-step through an early contender for the Worst of 2017 and ponder James Franco's fascination with gay subject matter. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, this is the rhythm of the night.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLS ARE RINGING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHAT A WAY TO GO!

Dave and Alonso are joined by the legendary Anne Thompson (@akstanwyck) to talk about who benefits from the Oscar race, what were the must-sees at Sundance, and two great movies making their way into wider release. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, love that's only slightly soiled.

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Dave & Alonso discuss the role of talking about movies while the world is coming to an end as well a French film in which the meet-cute takes place at an orgy. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you're indestructible.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ANTIGONE OF SOPHOCLES AFTER HÖLDERLIN'S TRANSLATION ADAPTED FOR THE STAGE BY BRECHT 1948

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS