Dave and Alonso are back with reviews of five new movies; thanks for your patience. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, there may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer.

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Streaming pick of the week: STOP-LOSS

Dave and Alonso are joined by the hilarious Louis Virtel, who tells all about working this year's Academy Awards red carpet, plus it's a week where we get to talk about Tyler Perry AND Isabelle Huppert. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'm laughin' again.

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Louis' DVD pick of the week: AT ETERNITY'S GATE

Dave's streaming pick of the week: FROM WHAT IS BEFORE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND

Dave and Alonso have a new Tyler Perry movie in their lives, which is reason enough for joy, but there are some really great indies that may or may not be showing at a theater near you that absolutely merit a look. Leave us a nice review at iTunes or on our various streaming platforms, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, or combing out their hair.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WENDY AND LUCY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDICINE FOR MELANCHOLY

Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and rate us) on iTunes, buy our shirt and commentary and books, you're all that I need, underneath the tree.

Dave and Alonso recall 2012's rock bottom, while also suggesting movies so awful that you really must see them. (The Ghost Rider-Madea crossover, alas, exists only in our wishes.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue, stream on Stitcher Radio, brother and sister, together, will make it through.

Look, Dave and Alonso have lesbians to meet for breakfast, and Dave is the president of the Super-Important Film Critics Club, so they meander a little less than usual this week. But only a little. "Like" our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @linoleumcast, check into the show at GetGlue.com, subscribe on iTunes, listen on Stitcher Radio, write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, try to floss at least once a day.

Dave and Alonso try to get excited about this week's new movies, but it's much more interesting to talk about old ones featuring Johnny Cash talking for Jesus, rabid zombie hippies, and blatant product placement.