Baywatch, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, War Machine, The Commune, #Cannes2017

Dave gives Alonso a spousal Palme d'Or before the two discuss a pair of very un-Cannes-y big movies opening this weekend. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, yo ho. (And big thanks to Anton, our 300th club member!)

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOGETHER (2000)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE