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The Girl on the Train, The Birth of a Nation, 13th, Middle School, The Greasy Strangler, Being 17 , American Honey, Blue Jay, Voyage of Time: The IMAX Experience

So many movies to cover, but Dave and Alonso manage to fine time to discuss the finer points of men's-room cleanliness and other thorny issues. Review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, hootie tootie disco cutie.

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Alonso and Dave's DVD pick of the week: A FACE IN THE CROWD

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Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Deepwater Horizon, Masterminds, Seed Money

Dave and Alonso discuss peanut-butter-to-chocolate ratios, the aesthetics of desire in gay adult media and other pressing subjects pertaining to the cinema. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), to get a jolt from my electrodes.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAILING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEETLEJUICE

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The Magnificent Seven (2016), Storks, Queen of Katwe, The Dressmaker, The Lovers and the Despot

Dave and Alonso discuss some welcome September surprises, plus the two classic films that led to a just-OK remake now in theaters. Leave us a nice iTunes review (and subscribe for free), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and now I wonder.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TOWN CALLED PANIC

Alonso's DVD picks of the week: MISSISSIPPI MASALA and SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER

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Rena Owen of Once Were Warriors; Blair Witch, Bridget Jones's Baby, Snowden, Miss Stevens, Hillsong: Let Hope Rise, Author: The JT Leroy Story

Dave and Alonso are joined by legendary New Zealand actress Rena Owen to discuss the new U.S. Blu-Ray of the Kiwi classic ONCE WERE WARRIORS; plus we discuss why you really need to see both the latest JT Leroy documentary as well as THE CULT OF JT LEROY to get the full story. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, will you meet me in the middle.

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Sully, When the Bough Breaks, Other People; #Venezia73; RIP Gene Wilder & Alexis Arquette

Dave and Alonso parse the politics of Eastwood's latest, remember icons who have left us, recap highlights from the 2016 Venice Film Festival, explain why Judy Garland's animated cat movie resembles GIGI, and discuss the Frederick Wiseman retrospective screenings. Leave us some nice feedback on iTunes, Stitcher, The Lounge, Google Play, Podbean, and anywhere else you can while you were looking for yourself out there.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WIGSTOCK: THE MOVIE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NEVER MET PICASSO

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Morgan, The Light Between Oceans, Yoga Hosers; Listener Mail

Alonso's off at the Venice Film Festival, but he and Dave pre-taped this episode, where they answer a bunch (but not all) of backlogged letters from listeners. Alonso has seen the week's major new films; Dave has a lot to say about his colonoscopy. Happy Labor Day! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), the pure tenor quality of the voice of Harold.

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Don't Breathe, Southside With You, The Hollars, The Sea of Trees; BBC 100 Films

Dave and Alonso are stunned that two really good movies surfaced in the clearance sale that is late August. Also, Alonso totally spoils the new Gus Van Sant, but not until the very end of the episode. And we talk about what's interesting and what's flawed in the BBC 100 Greatest Films of the 21st Century list. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.

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War Dogs, Ben-Hur, Kubo and the Two Strings, Hell or High Water, Lo and Behold, Little Men, The Fight Within

Dave and Alonso catch up on some late-summer indie surprises, Christian movies both cheap and expensive, and an extravaganza of white male privilege. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, wild horses couldn't drag me away.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 3 BAD MEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION

 

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Travis McElroy; Sausage Party, Pete's Dragon, Florence Foster Jenkins

Podcaster extraordinaire Travis McElroy joins Dave & Alonso to talk about Disney trauma, technical difficulties and other pressing topics. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, it's a new craze.

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Suicide Squad, Nine Lives, The Little Prince, Don't Blink: Robert Frank; Make Me: Higher Ground

Dave and Alonso talk about That Superhero Movie, but also another Straub-Huillet movie and the latest in the "Make Me" series of films they're making each other watch. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, en pile ou face.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLADONNA OF SADNESS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DAY FOR NIGHT

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Jason Bourne, Bad Moms, Nerve, Women He's Undressed; Sarah Jacobson

Dave and Alonso are surprised and disappointed this week by the big new releases, and recommend a dishy new doc full of Hollywood gowns and gossip. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a review), now that I've discovered what you mean to me.

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Dave Holmes; Star Trek Beyond, Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie, Ice Age: Collision Course, Lights Out

Dave Holmes drops by to talk with Dave and Alonso about his hilarious new memoir PARTY OF ONE, along with a look at the films of the week. (One of which Dave spoils, but only at the very end.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a review on iTunes, just take the good with the bad and don't think.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LOUDER THAN BOMBS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IN-LAWS

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Ghostbusters (2016), The Infiltrator, Café Society, Equals, Five Minutes to Live

With Outfest behind them, Dave and Alonso can dig back into the new movies, including a Kristen Stewart vehicle so forgettable that it sets off perhaps a record number of tangents and digressions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CLOSE-UP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HEAVEN'S GATE

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MIke and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Captain Fantastic; The Devils (1971); Outfest and Karlovy Vary Film Festival

Alonso's bouncing from film festival to film festival, so he and Dave discuss...well, food, but eventually movies. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, I wouldn't want to live with the pain.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOX

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The BFG, The Legend of Tarzan, The Purge: Election Year; Spoilers for Midnight Special, The Invitation, Tickled

Dave and Alonso pre-taped this holiday weekend episode, where we finally deliver on some promised spoilers and catch up on (some, but not all) old letters. Happy 4th! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, doodle do or die.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: AT SEA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WITCHES

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Independence Day: Resurgence, The Shallows, Swiss Army Man, The Neon Demon, Wiener-Dog; Make Me: Au Hasard Balthazar

In the introductory segment of "Make Me," Dave gets Alonso to watch AU HASARD BALTHAZAR, which ties in perfectly with the new Todd Solondz. Also, the great awfulness of the latest from NWR, the superhuman effort Judy Garland exerts to put one good number in IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME, and the dieting hijinks of REDUCING. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and leave us a nice iTunes review. Rock on with your bad self.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DARK HORSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHO ARE YOU, POLLY MAGGOO?

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Finding Dory, Central Intelligence, Tickled

Dave and Alonso are surprised by the strong offerings of a mid-summer weekend. (And also by that audio glitch at the beginning -- our apologies.) Review us on iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, you just sputter and fizz like old headache powder.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAVE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEDS

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The Conjuring 2, Warcraft, Now You See Me 2, De Palma, Genius

Dave and Alonso get it together enough to discuss what's fun and what's scary (and what's not). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, can you tell me why.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MOON

Alonso's DVD pick (which apparently isn't out on DVD yet) of the week: HITCHCOCK/TRUFFAUT

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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, Me Before You, Weiner, Chevalier

Dave and Alonso discuss pop parody, sex and politics, Greek manhood, and death pudding. Like our Facebook page, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, yes yes yes on and on as I flex.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE PURGE & THE PURGE: ANARCHY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOT ROD

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Cannes Recap with Justin Chang; X-Men Apocalypse, Alice Through the Looking Glass, The Ones Below, The Wailing

Justin Chang of the Los Angeles Times has the scoop about this year's Cannes Film Festival, then sticks around to talk mutants and occult Korean serial killers with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, bet on it.

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Justin's DVD pick of the week: ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: X2

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHASER

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The Angry Birds Movie, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, The Nice Guys, Sunset Song

Dave shuts down talkers at the arthouse, Alonso remembers being a kid in the sexed-up '70s. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a review), I'm gonna stay right where I am.

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Alonso's DVD picks of the week: KISS KISS BANG BANG and THE LONG DAY CLOSES

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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Money Monster, The Lobster, Love & Friendship, High-Rise, Last Days in the Desert

Dave and Alonso discuss two films that are among the best of 2016 so far, and three that aren't. Also, peak snoot and sleep busses. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, cry boy cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STUFF

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CUPCAKES

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Captain America: Civil War, A Bigger Splash, Green Room, The Family Fang

Dave and Alonso discuss TV punks and films about art (not to be confused with art films) on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, that's what they don't know.

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Dave's pick of the week: Straub-Huillet Retrospective at MOMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I AM LOVE

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Wong Kar Wai expert John Powers, Keanu, Mother's Day

John Powers (Vogue, Fresh Air) joins Dave and Alonso to talk about his gorgeous book WKW: THE CINEMA OF WONG KAR WAI. So it's weird when we then have to talk about Garry Marshall. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and the sky is gray.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHUNGKING EXPRESS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE

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RIP Prince, The Huntsman: Winter's War, Nina, The Meddler, Francofonia, Absolute Beginners at 30

Dave and Alonso laugh about Snow White: The Winter Soldier and mourn the Purple One. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, Gustav Mahler number three is jammin' on the box.

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Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: DEATH BECOMES HER

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The Jungle Book, Barbershop: The Next Cut, Sing Street, Godard's A Married Woman

Dave and Alonso discuss talking animals, nouvelle vague editing, 80s Britpop and Nicki Minaj as the new Jayne Mansfield, among many other topics. Leave us an iTunes review, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, oo-bee-doo.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE INFORMER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEGIN AGAIN

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The Boss, Hardcore Henry, Midnight Special, Demolition, The Invitation, Louder Than Bombs, Golden Eighties

Dave and Alonso watch unsubtitled French movies, disappointing third acts and movies that can't be discussed without getting into spoiler territory. Review us (and subscribe) on Facebook, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, but love taught me.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: VENUS BEAUTY INSTITUTE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADY IN THE LAKE

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God's Not Dead 2, Everybody Wants Some!!

Dave guides Alonso (and everyone else) through the minefield of dog-whistles and straw men that make up the latest faith-based flick. Also we talk about Kate Smith, for some reason. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review (and subscribe) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, hotel motel Holiday Inn.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHANTAL AKERMAN - FOUR FILMS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE NEW AGE

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Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Take Me to the River, My Golden Years, Mountains May Depart

Dave and Alonso prefer three arthouse releases to the big jive-ass superhero movie which, to be fair, is not a knee-jerk reaction on their part. Review us (and subscribe) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, drop me in the water.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: Anything by Jia Zhangke

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BATMAN (1966)

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Special: Spring 2016 All-Mail Review

There's still this week's regular episode to come, but in the meantime, Dave and Alonso sift through the listener mailbag and get to long-ignored correspondence. Questions are answered, lists are knifed, and criticism and praise alike are manfully accepted.

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SXSW Recap, Miracles From Heaven, Pee-wee's Big Holiday, Cemetery of Splendor, The Clan

Alonso recounts his "curated travel experience" to Austin for SXSW 2016, while Dave sees a contemporary faith-based film that merits comparison to his beloved Bresson. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes (and subscribe for free there), a huffin' and a puffin' and away she goes.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: Anything by Apichatpong Weerasethakul

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: COUSINS

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10 Cloverfield Lane, The Young Messiah, The Brothers Grimsby

Dave and guest host William Bibbiani find some good in the latest Christian drama, find some bad in a buddy comedy, and review 10 Cloverfield Lane twice because they know how you hate spoilers. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and follow Bibbs at @WilliamBibbiani and subscribe to his show, The B-Movies Podcast.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BROOKLYN and CAROL

Bibbs's DVD Pick of the Week: MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK

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Zootopia, London Has Fallen, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, The Other Side of the Door

Dave and Alonso wind up talking a lot about race this week, but it's all because of the week's new movies. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and you come to me on a summer breeze.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: JUDGE PRIEST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRIBE

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#OscarsSoWhat with Buzzfeed's Adam B. Vary; Gods of Egypt, Eddie the Eagle, Triple 9, Only Yesterday

Adam B. Vary from Buzzfeed tells Dave and Alonso about the Oscars from inside the Dolby Theatre and shares some college ghost stories for good measure. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, because I haven't got one.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN'S CREEK

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DOWNHILL RACER

Adam's DVD pick of the week: M (1931)

 

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The Witch, Risen, Race; with Jen Yamato

Satanists, karaoke and donuts are just some of the topics that Jen Yamato (Daily Beast) discusses with Dave and Alonso, as we turn a dead-ish week at the movies into engaging conversation. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, support our Patreon page, what am I doing without cha.

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Jen's DVD pick of the week: TURBO KID

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ENTERTAINMENT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CADFAEL

 

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Deadpool, Zoolander 2, How to Be Single

Dave and Alonso don't quite see eye-to-eye about superheroes, rom-coms or even Valentine's Day itself. Subscribe to (and review) us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, no Halloween.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARIS BELONGS TO US

Alonso's pick of the week: DC SHOWCASE PRESENTS AMBUSH BUG

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Hail, Caesar! Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, The Choice, 4th Man Out; with Drew Droege

Southern accents and Velveeta are just two of the topics that pop up when the hilarious Drew Droege drops in to talk about the week's new movies. Thanks to everyone who has supported the show via our Patreon page! The podcast of the cinema remains free, but for LKTV and other exclusive goodies, you should become a subscriber. Leave us a nice iTunes review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, you're a pal and a confidant.

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Drew's DVD pick of the week: CRIMSON PEAK

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DICKS FROM TEXAS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE EMIGRANTS/THE NEW LAND

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Kung Fu Panda 3, The Finest Hours, Fifty Shades of Black, The Treasure, Born Reckless

Dave and Alonso proudly introduce their Patreon page for Linoleum Knife subscribers and then talk about a very mixed bag of January releases. But seriously, go visit our Patreon page at patreon.com/LinoleumKnife

Dave's DVD pick of the week: DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: UP THE CREEK

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LKTV 013: DC's Legends of Tomorrow, War & Peace, Gilmore Girls, The Circus, Chrissy Teigen's Hungry, Little Women: Atlanta, Skin Tight

Dave and Alonso cover everything from Tolstoy and Trump to Wendy Williams vs. Kanye West in a wildly eclectic look at the week in television. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, you spun me round and knocked me on my axis mundi

Dave's pick of the week: "You Can Eat Bread"

Alonso's pick of the week: DOWNTON ABBEY, SEASON 6

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Sundance 2016 with William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast

Alonso's in Park City again, and he and Bibbs have a sit-down to discuss the films they've seen in the first few days of the 2016 Sundance Film Festival. (Except Alonso forgot to bring up GOAT for some reason -- go read his review at TheWrap.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, leave us a positive review on iTunes (where you can subscribe for free), release your peace.

Elsewhere in Change Partners and (Sun)dance, Dave joined Witney on this week's B-Movies Podcast.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD

Bibbs' DVD picks of the week: JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS and GOOSEBUMPS

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LKTV 012: Degrassi: Next Class, Billions, Fit to Fat to Fit, Just Jillian

Alonso gets his fix of Canadian hormonal-teen soap opera, while Dave watches overweight people and their trainers cry. Also, we finally finish Making a Murderer, keep up with Idol auditions, learn more life lessons from Wendy Williams, and lament what happens to old shows that get shoehorned into new time slots. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, whatcha know to be real.

Alonso's pick of the week: SHOW ME A HERO

Dave's pick of the week: Amazon Prime ad with the pony

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Best of 2015 with Manohla Dargis, Robert Abele and Peter Debruge (Audio Fix)

[We sincerely hope this version makes it easier to hear our wonderful guests.]

Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics — Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of Variety — to discuss the highlights of the year just past. Haynes vs. Tarantino, the joys of Mad Max and documentary ethics are just some of the subjects that pop up in a rousing conversation. Like our Facebook page, review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, but there is no easy way around it.

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Best of 2015 with Manohla Dargis, Robert Abele and Peter Debruge

Dave and Alonso are joined by a blue-ribbon panel of critics -- Manohla Dargis of The New York Times, Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times, and Peter Debruge of Variety -- to discuss the highlights of the year just past. Haynes vs. Tarantino, the joys of Mad Max and documentary ethics are just some of the subjects that pop up in a rousing conversation. Like our Facebook page, review us on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, but there is no easy way around it.

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LKTV 011: American Idol, Sherlock: The Abominable Bride, Golden Globes, State of the Union, Angel from Hell

Dave and Alonso ponder awards shows, singing competitions and presidential punditry. And MAKING OF A MURDERER is still making them furious. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I am a lineman for the county.

Dave and Alonso's pick of the week: WORST WEEK

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"The Forest," "Chimes at Midnight," "The Masked Saint," Letters

Dave and Alonso had to push back the Best of 2015 episode a week, so instead they discuss why the new Christian sports movie is like Turkish Star Wars. Like our Facebook page, leave a nice iTunes review, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, whenever we go out the people always shout.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PRINCESS MONONOKE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (1974)

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LKTV 010: Downton Abbey, Galavant, Rachel Maddow, Getting On, Signé Chanel

Dave discovers limits to his love of Kylie Minogue, Alonso marvels at how everything old in presidential politics is new again, and they both slowly crawl through some of the hottest streaming shows. Leave us a nice iTunes review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, come into my world.

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"The Revenant," "Anomalisa," Worst Films of 2015; with Louis Virtel

HitFix's Louis Virtel joins Dave and Alonso to remember the crappiest cinematic output of 2015, while the hosts discuss two acclaimed year-end releases. And disaster preparedness. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, next is the E.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20160103.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:05pm PDT

LKTV 009: Making a Murderer, Jessica Jones, Transparent: To Binge or Not to Binge

Dave and Alonso take advantage of the relative calm of the holidays to catch up on some of the hottest streaming shows -- but how many can Dave take in one sitting? Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us an iTunes review, and never brought to mind.

Dave's pick of the week: He's still obsessed with the Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spots.

Alonso's pick of the week: Andre for the Holidays.

 

Direct download: LKTV_20151231.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:39pm PDT

"The Hateful Eight," "Joy," "Concussion," "45 Years," "Daddy's Home," "Point Break"

Dave and Alonso are full of Christmas foods but still have lots to say about Quentin Tarantino and the Nouvelle Vague, plus how adorable children ruin movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, here comes the jackpot question in advance.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: GOD TOLD ME TO

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDIUM COOL

Direct download: Linoleum_20151227.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:16pm PDT

LKTV 008: We Need to Talk About Mariah Carey

William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of the B-Movies Podcast joins Dave and Alonso for an episode-long dissection of the Mariah Carey/Hallmark Channel double feature "A Christmas Melody" and "Mariah Carey's Merriest Christmas." We couldn't let the holidays go by without going deep on this one.

Direct download: LKTV_20151223.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:06pm PDT

Ben Mankiewicz; "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," "Sisters," "Horse Money"

Ben Mankiewicz (of TCM and What the Flick?!) joins Dave and Alonso for a spoiler-free Star Wars discussion as well as an explanation for why he defaced a CITIZEN KANE poster. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, she's the pride of the neighborhood.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CRIMES OF THE HEART

Ben's DVD pick of the week: THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER

 

Direct download: Linoleum_20151220.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30pm PDT

The All–"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Spectacular with Jack Morrissey, Dave Cobb and Tom Ford

SPOILERS aplenty as Star Wars–ologists Jack Morrissey, Dave Cobb and Tom Ford join Dave and Alonso to go deep into this long-awaited sequel to discuss issues like fan service, Mary Sues and who might be related to whom. Seriously, don't listen to this one until after you've seen the movie.

The All–"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Spectacular is brought to you by RogerandChris.com, Home of the Unboring Home.

Direct download: Linoleum_20151220_SW.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:54pm PDT

LKTV 007: A Very Murray Christmas, The Soup Finale, Star Plates, Born This Way, Beverly Hills 90210, M2M TV, Mad Men Carousel

In the last LKTV before the holidays, Dave and Alonso have ideas for the new Queen of Christmas and revel in what may be the first auteurist Christmas special. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and thanks to all of our listeners who voted for us in the AVClub Best of 2015 poll.

Dave's TV pick of the week: Toyota, "Carolers"

Alonso's TV pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SNOW

Matt Zoller Seitz's MAD MEN CAROUSEL is now on sale at Amazon

Direct download: LKTV_20151219.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:12pm PDT

"In the Heart of the Sea," "The Big Short," "Christmas, Again"

Dave and Alonso disagree about dining establishments, but they both like a new holiday indie and are disappointed with Ron Howard's maritime tale. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, the lights on the tree, I wish you could see.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FINDERS KEEPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: INSIDE JOB

Direct download: Linoleum_20151213.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:44am PDT

"Krampus," "Youth," "Macbeth," "The Lady in the Van"; LAFCA Winners & Losers

Alonso pours the tea about this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards while Dave wishes for more scares in his holiday horror. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's Christmastime, when love is king.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THRONE OF BLOOD

Dave's DVD pick of the week: MACBETH (1971)

Direct download: Linoleum_20151206.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:33pm PDT

LKTV 006: The Wiz Live!, It's Your 50th Christmas Charlie Brown, The Great Holiday Baking Show, Perry Como's Christmas Show, Roseanne, The Golden Girls, Nigella Lawson

Musical extravaganzas, food preparation, holiday episodes, and yet another episode of Manimal -- that's just a sample of what you'll get from Dave and Alonso on this latest podcast of the television. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, thank you world!

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Dave's pick of the week: That Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spot where she pretends to make a smoothie.

Alonso's pick of the week: THE GATHERING

Direct download: LKTV_20151204.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00pm PDT

Nathan Rabin and Curt Holman; "The Good Dinosaur," "Creed," "Victor Frankenstein," "Partners"

Two of our favorite Atlanta-based film critics join Dave and Alonso to discuss the Thanksgiving releases and a vintage homophobic "classic"; Dave spends much of the episode AWOL to tussle with the West Hollywood parking division. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, and lots of wavy hair like Liberace.

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Curt's DVD pick of the week: RE-ANIMATOR

Nathan's DVD pick of the week: THE HEARTBREAK KID

Direct download: Linoleum_20151125.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51am PDT

Dave and Alonso take a break from Thanksgiving week to dip into two strangely wonderful TV offerings of yore, only one of which includes Cher duetting on "Jingle Bells." Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, and soon Miss Fanny Bright was seated at my side.

If you're in Los Angeles on December 2, don't miss Alonso at A Movie Little Christmas in Tinseltown 2 in the Outfest West Hollywood series.

Direct download: LKTV_20151125.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:04pm PDT

"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2," "The Night Before," "Carol," "Truth in Their Eyes," "Flowers," "Summer of Sangaile"

Dave and Alonso are fine with bows and arrows, but they're really enthusiastic about mink coats and cigarettes this week. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, once I had a secret love.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IKIRU

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DROWNING BY NUMBERS

Direct download: Linoleum_20151121.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:35pm PDT

LKTV 004: Master of None, W/ Bob and David, The Great British Baking Show, The King Family Show: Thanksgiving, Christmas Episodes of The Facts of Life and GI Joe

Dave and Alonso contemplate buildings of bread that have nothing to do with British bakers. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, from now through November 30, purchase all ten Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife episodes for just $14.99.

Dave's pick of the week: "#1 Butt Satisfier"

Alonso's pick of the week: BETTER CALL SAUL

Direct download: LKTV_20151118.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:10pm PDT

"Love the Coopers," "By the Sea," "Dangerous Men"

Dave and Alonso talk cupcakes, wine, false eyelashes and Christmas at the Napa Valley Film Festival. Like us on Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, one for Peter, two for Paul.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DANS PARIS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS TALE

Direct download: Linoleum_20151115.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:56am PDT

LKTV 003: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas TV: Adam-12, 227, Simon & Simon, I Was Impaled; Tori & Dean's Family Thanksgiving

Dave and Alonso start exploring the weird world of Christmas-themed reruns, plus some awkward cooking time with a reality TV sweetheart. And we might not still be down for Supergirl. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, see the man.

Dave's pick of the week: OurTime.com spots

Alonso's pick of the week: SWINGTOWN

Direct download: LKTV_20151112.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm PDT

"SPECTRE," "The Peanuts Movie," "Spotlight," "Brooklyn," "Trumbo," "In Jackson Heights," "The Pippi Longstocking Collection"

Dave and Alonso discuss what Frederick Wiseman movies have in common with "Gilmore Girls," the conversational joys of gastric distress and the little Swedish girl who invented punk rock. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, he shot Liberty Valance.

Pick up our latest Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife, devoted to SNOOPY COME HOME. The show is brought to you by Reed Martin's THE REEL TRUTH. The audiobook of Dave White's EXILE IN GUYVILLE is now available as well.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: The films of Frederick Wiseman.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BLACKWATER LIGHTSHIP

And don't forget THE PIPPI LONGSTOCKING COLLECTION

Direct download: Linoleum_20151107.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

LKTV 002: Ash vs. Evil Dead, Brain Surgery Live, The Judy Garland Show, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Dave and Alonso look at musical numbers and chainsaws this week, plus an update on Supergirl and The Affair. Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast [at] gmall [dot] com

Dave's pick of the week: SWEET LOVES MILK

Alonso's pick of the week: SPECIAL BULLETIN

Direct download: LKTV_20151104.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm PDT

Fifth Anniversary Special with Grae Drake; "Burnt," "Our Brand Is Crisis," "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse," "Love"

Mother Superior of the show Grae Drake joins Dave and Alonso to celebrate our fifth anniversary, along with some great memories sent in by listeners. Oh, and we talk about sous-vides too. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, we sang the songs into the hairbrush and gave Donny and Marie the bum's rush.

Our SNOOPY COME HOME commentary track is now live; PayPal us $1.99 at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com and include your e-mail address. The EXILE IN GUYVILLE audiobook is now available for preorder at exileinguyvillebook.tumblr.com

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DO I SOUND GAY?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EVERLASTING LOVE

Direct download: Linoleum_20151030.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

LKTV 001: Supergirl, The Affair, The Grinder, The Muppets, Theresa Checks In, Wendy Williams on Taylor vs. Adele, Which Is Probably Not a Thing

Dave and Alonso take a stab at a NEW podcast, all about the TV they watch every week. Is Supergirl all about ethics in gaming journalism? Do Theresa's kids really not know she's in jail? Is Pacey enough to get Dave to watch a Showtime serial? So much to learn!

Dave's pick of the week: Rashida Jones/Peggy Lipton Verizon ad

Alonso's pick of the week: SENSE8

Direct download: LKTV_20151028.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:36pm PDT

Dave and Alonso try to figure out why two women-in-rock movies didn't work, and highlight a fascinating indie you should seek out via streaming. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, El Camino something something Quentin Tarantino.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARTNERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS

Direct download: Linoleum_20151025.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:27pm PDT

"Crimson Peak," "Goosebumps," "Bridge of Spies," "The Assassin," "Truth," "Beasts of No Nation," "Jane B. par Agnès V."; with trailer editor Bill Neil

Friend of the show Bill Neil from Buddha Jones spills the dirt to Dave and Alonso about how trailers get made in a crowded week for new movies. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, je vais et je viens.

Pick up our latest Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife episode, dedicated to the classic Marilyn Monroe/Jane Russell musical comedy GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FLIGHT OF THE RED BALLOON

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

Bill's DVD pick of the week: HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

Direct download: Linoleum_20151018.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:36pm PDT

"Pan," "Steve Jobs," "Jafar Panahi's Taxi," "Electric Boogaloo," "Fateful Findings"

Dave can barely find the words to describe how terrible the Peter Pan prequel is while Alonso wonders if we should worry about Iran's nuclear program when they can't even stop Jafar Panahi from releasing new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast , leave us an iTunes review, if you're feeling sad and lonely, there's a service I can render.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE WHITE BALLOON

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PETER PAN (2003)

Direct download: Linoleum_20151011.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:41pm PDT

"The Martian," "The Walk," "Freeheld," "A Christmas Horror Story"

Dave faces off with traffic jerks and theater phone-checkers while Alonso starts his Yuletide celebration early. Review us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, my-yi-yi loooove....

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Direct download: Linoleum_20151002.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"Stonewall," "Hotel Transylvania 2," "The Green Inferno," "The Intern," "Sicario," "99 Homes," "The Death of Superman Lives"

Dave and Alonso have a lot to unpack about War Horse going to Sesame Street to invent gay rights, plus cannibals and Anne Hathaway. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, skip the light fandango.

Dave's YouTube pick of the week: SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE...

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAIR

Direct download: Linoleum_20150926.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials," "Black Mass," "Everest," "Sleeping with Other People," "The New Girlfriend," "Captive," "90 Minutes in Heaven," "War Room"

Dave and Alonso are back in the same room to talk about machines that buy cell phones and which new movie is MAC AND ME for evangelicals. Leave us a review on iTunes (like Taco Tuesday Weld did), like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instragram @linoleumcast, you've still got that light in your eyes.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DAWN PATROL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PRICK UP YOUR EARS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150920.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm PDT

Venice 2015 with Peter Debruge: "Spotlight," "Black Mass," "The Danish Girl," "Everest," "A Bigger Splash," "Beasts of No Nation," "Anomalisa," "Janis," "Equals"

Friend of the show and Variety film critic Peter Debruge once again joins Alonso for an episode taped at the Venice Film Festival. They talk about the high-profile contenders for the Golden Lion as well as some smaller films that may make their way to US screens. Like us on Facebook, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, or as we natives say, va subito.

Peter's DVD pick of the week: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (There's supposed to be a new Blu-ray steelbook of all the movies involving SPECTRE coming out this week, but it's nowhere to be found on Amazon.)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: REALITY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150908.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"The Transporter Refueled," "A Walk in the Woods," "Rififi," Wes Craven, Dean Jones

Dave White invites William Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast over to eat ribs and lend his horror expertise while Alonso Duralde is out of town. Together, they consider the significance of dry rubs and fear for the life of Nick Nolte.

Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, and get Le Stephanois. GET HIM.

Read William Bibbiani's work at CraveOnline, follow him on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani, on Instagram @WBibbiani, and check out his own weekly podcastings.

Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Canon Films

Bibbs' DVD Pick of the Week: The People Under the Stairs

Direct download: LinoleumKnifeTransporterAWalkInTheWoodsRififi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12am PDT

Bonus Episode: All-Mail Review

Dave and Alonso clean out the mailbag and answer letters from you, the listeners. You're welcome. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, signed, sealed, delivered.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150902letters.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"No Escape," "We Are Your Friends," "Z for Zachariah," "Queen of Earth"

It's hot and it's the end of summer, but Dave and Alonso are here to talk about dubstep and thrill-packed xenophobia all the same. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on both Twitter and Instagram, little fluffy clouds.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIOR & I

Dave's DVD pick of the week: GLEN CAMPBELL: I'LL BE ME

Direct download: Linoleum_20150830.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

"Sinister 2," "Hitman: Agent 47," "American Ultra," "Grandma," "Digging for Fire," "Being Evel"

Dave and Alonso have one of their most vociferous disagreements in an otherwise fairly sluggish week, so pop some popcorn. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, ...and cheat at jacks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT

Alonso's DVD/streaming pick of the week: THE LATE SHOW

Direct download: Linoleum_20150822.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:02pm PDT

"Straight Outta Compton," "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.," "Mistress America"; "Metropolitan" at 25

For Dave and Alonso, life ain't nothin' but green tea and honey. And the films of Greta Gerwig. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, click on our Amazon links when you shop online, they claim it's my city, it's my city they claim.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ELENA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150816.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:16pm PDT

"Fantastic Four," "Ricki and the Flash," "The Gift," "Shaun the Sheep," "Diary of a Teenage Girl," "Mr. Holmes"
Dave and Alonso share their thoughts about Meryl Streep's hair choices and the shocking deathbed confession of André Bazin. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a glowing iTunes review, buy our extra episodes, housequake!
 
Dave's streaming pick of the week: A SUMMER'S TALE (CONTE D'ÉTÉ)
 
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GODS AND MONSTERS
Direct download: Linoleum_20150809.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:57pm PDT

"Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation," "Vacation," "The End of the Tour," "Best of Enemies," "The Stanford Prison Experiment" redux, "Phoenix," "Listen to Me Marlon," "I Am Chris Farley"; with Joal Ryan

Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram at linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Joal's Streaming Picks of the Week: TIG and GRACE OF MONACO

Dave's Streaming Pick of the Week: THE DAY A PIG FELL INTO A WELL

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: UNFRIENDED

Direct download: Linoleum_20150802.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08pm PDT

"Pixels," "Southpaw," "Paper Towns," "The Clock" redux

Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're taken in by the lights.

Dave's streaming pick of the week: TOWN BLOODY HALL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARSTRUCK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150726.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

"Ant-Man," "Trainwreck," "Irrational Man," "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence," "Do I Sound Gay?"

Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Facebook page, review us at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, best to take the moment present as a present for the moment.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PATHS OF GLORY

Dave's DVD pick of every week: SUPER TROOPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3

Direct download: Linoleum_20150719.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07am PDT

"Minions," "Self/less," "Tangerine," "Amy," Outfest 2015

Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, invest a dime.

Our WHAT'S UP, DOC? commentary is currently available for purchase.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SECONDS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Direct download: Linoleum_20150712.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:39am PDT

"Magic Mike XXL," "Terminator Genisys," "The New Rijksmuseum," "The Third Man"

Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can leave your hat on.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS

Oh, and please go buy our new Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife dedicated to the 1972 screwball classic WHAT'S UP, DOC?

Direct download: Linoleum_20150705.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:28pm PDT

"Ted 2," "Max," "The Tribe"

Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, he was still awake.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FIVE EASY PIECES

Direct download: Linoleum_20150628.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm PDT

"Inside Out," "Dope," "The Overnight," "Manglehorn," "Infinitely Polar Bear," "Angst," "Rebels of the Neon God," "Good Men, Good Women"

Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY.

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We ran long this week and didn't do a DVD recap, but Alonso suggests you check out PRINCE AVALANCHE.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150621.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:11pm PDT

"Jurassic World," "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl," "Live from New York!" "Something Better to Come," "Backfire" (1964)

Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS IN THE BAND

Direct download: Linoleum_20150614.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:03pm PDT

"Spy," "Insidious: Chapter 3," "Entourage"

Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this is the cow.

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Dave's book pick of the week is THE UNIMAGINABLE LIFE: LESSONS LEARNED ON THE PATH OF LOVE, by Kenny and Julia Loggins

Alonso's DVD pick of the week is SEX AND THE CITY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150606.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:21pm PDT

"San Andreas," "Aloha," "Gemma Bovery"

Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2. Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MANAKAMANA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JUPITER ASCENDING

Direct download: Linoleum_20150531.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm PDT

"Tomorrowland," "Poltergeist," "The Human Centipede III (Full Sequence)," "When Marnie Was There," "The Film Critic"

Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWNES VAN ZANDT: BE HERE TO LOVE ME

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEET THE ROBINSONS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150523.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:08pm PDT

"Pitch Perfect 2," "Max Max: Fury Road," "Slow West," "In the Name of My Daughter," "Every Secret Thing," "Reality"; with Cracked.com's Jack OBrien

Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie.

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Jack's DVD pick of the week: THE WAY OF THE GUN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACKHAT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ANTONIA'S LINE

See also: Shout Factory's gorgeous new Blu-ray of MAD MAX

Direct download: Linoleum_20150517.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:04pm PDT

"Hot Pursuit," "Far From the Madding Crowd," "The D Train"

Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE NIGHT THEY TOOK MISS BEAUTIFUL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TAMARA DREWE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150507.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"The Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Iris," "Welcome to Me"

Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

 

Direct download: Linoleum_20150502.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am PDT

"The Age of Adaline," "Dior and I," "Little Boy," "The Water Diviner"

Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI

Direct download: Linoleum_20150427.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," "Unfriended," "True Story," "Child 44," "Monkey Kingdom"

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Direct download: Linoleum_20150419.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

"The Longest Ride," "Ex Machina," "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Real Genius"

Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL

Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150411.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Furious 7," "Woman in Gold," "White God"

Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150403.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:57pm PDT

"Get Hard," "Home," "While We're Young," "Danny Collins"; with Louis Virtel (COMPLETE)

The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

 

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

 

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

 

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

 

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Direct download: Linoleum_20150329_rev.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

"Insurgent," "Do You Believe?", "It Follows," "The Gunman," "3 Hearts," "Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving the Police," RIP Richard Glatzer

Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150322.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am PDT

"Cinderella," "Run All Night," "The Cobbler"

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Direct download: Linoleum_20150315.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:19pm PDT