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"The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials," "Black Mass," "Everest," "Sleeping with Other People," "The New Girlfriend," "Captive," "90 Minutes in Heaven," "War Room"

Dave and Alonso are back in the same room to talk about machines that buy cell phones and which new movie is MAC AND ME for evangelicals. Leave us a review on iTunes (like Taco Tuesday Weld did), like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instragram @linoleumcast, you've still got that light in your eyes.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DAWN PATROL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PRICK UP YOUR EARS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150920.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:09pm PDT

Venice 2015 with Peter Debruge: "Spotlight," "Black Mass," "The Danish Girl," "Everest," "A Bigger Splash," "Beasts of No Nation," "Anomalisa," "Janis," "Equals"

Friend of the show and Variety film critic Peter Debruge once again joins Alonso for an episode taped at the Venice Film Festival. They talk about the high-profile contenders for the Golden Lion as well as some smaller films that may make their way to US screens. Like us on Facebook, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, or as we natives say, va subito.

Peter's DVD pick of the week: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (There's supposed to be a new Blu-ray steelbook of all the movies involving SPECTRE coming out this week, but it's nowhere to be found on Amazon.)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: REALITY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150908.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"The Transporter Refueled," "A Walk in the Woods," "Rififi," Wes Craven, Dean Jones

Dave White invites William Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast over to eat ribs and lend his horror expertise while Alonso Duralde is out of town. Together, they consider the significance of dry rubs and fear for the life of Nick Nolte.

Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, and get Le Stephanois. GET HIM.

Read William Bibbiani's work at CraveOnline, follow him on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani, on Instagram @WBibbiani, and check out his own weekly podcastings.

Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Canon Films

Bibbs' DVD Pick of the Week: The People Under the Stairs

Direct download: LinoleumKnifeTransporterAWalkInTheWoodsRififi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:12am PDT

Bonus Episode: All-Mail Review

Dave and Alonso clean out the mailbag and answer letters from you, the listeners. You're welcome. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, signed, sealed, delivered.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150902letters.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"No Escape," "We Are Your Friends," "Z for Zachariah," "Queen of Earth"

It's hot and it's the end of summer, but Dave and Alonso are here to talk about dubstep and thrill-packed xenophobia all the same. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on both Twitter and Instagram, little fluffy clouds.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIOR & I

Dave's DVD pick of the week: GLEN CAMPBELL: I'LL BE ME

Direct download: Linoleum_20150830.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

"Sinister 2," "Hitman: Agent 47," "American Ultra," "Grandma," "Digging for Fire," "Being Evel"

Dave and Alonso have one of their most vociferous disagreements in an otherwise fairly sluggish week, so pop some popcorn. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, ...and cheat at jacks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT

Alonso's DVD/streaming pick of the week: THE LATE SHOW

Direct download: Linoleum_20150822.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:02pm PDT

"Straight Outta Compton," "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.," "Mistress America"; "Metropolitan" at 25

For Dave and Alonso, life ain't nothin' but green tea and honey. And the films of Greta Gerwig. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, click on our Amazon links when you shop online, they claim it's my city, it's my city they claim.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ELENA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150816.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:16pm PDT

"Fantastic Four," "Ricki and the Flash," "The Gift," "Shaun the Sheep," "Diary of a Teenage Girl," "Mr. Holmes"
Dave and Alonso share their thoughts about Meryl Streep's hair choices and the shocking deathbed confession of André Bazin. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a glowing iTunes review, buy our extra episodes, housequake!
 
Dave's streaming pick of the week: A SUMMER'S TALE (CONTE D'ÉTÉ)
 
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GODS AND MONSTERS
Direct download: Linoleum_20150809.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:57pm PDT

"Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation," "Vacation," "The End of the Tour," "Best of Enemies," "The Stanford Prison Experiment" redux, "Phoenix," "Listen to Me Marlon," "I Am Chris Farley"; with Joal Ryan

Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram at linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Joal's Streaming Picks of the Week: TIG and GRACE OF MONACO

Dave's Streaming Pick of the Week: THE DAY A PIG FELL INTO A WELL

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: UNFRIENDED

Direct download: Linoleum_20150802.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:08pm PDT

"Pixels," "Southpaw," "Paper Towns," "The Clock" redux

Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're taken in by the lights.

Dave's streaming pick of the week: TOWN BLOODY HALL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARSTRUCK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150726.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

"Ant-Man," "Trainwreck," "Irrational Man," "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence," "Do I Sound Gay?"

Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Facebook page, review us at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, best to take the moment present as a present for the moment.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PATHS OF GLORY

Dave's DVD pick of every week: SUPER TROOPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3

Direct download: Linoleum_20150719.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:07am PDT

"Minions," "Self/less," "Tangerine," "Amy," Outfest 2015

Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, invest a dime.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SECONDS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Direct download: Linoleum_20150712.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:39am PDT

"Magic Mike XXL," "Terminator Genisys," "The New Rijksmuseum," "The Third Man"

Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can leave your hat on.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS

Oh, and please go buy our new Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife dedicated to the 1972 screwball classic WHAT'S UP, DOC?

Direct download: Linoleum_20150705.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:28pm PDT

"Ted 2," "Max," "The Tribe"

Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, he was still awake.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FIVE EASY PIECES

Direct download: Linoleum_20150628.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm PDT

"Inside Out," "Dope," "The Overnight," "Manglehorn," "Infinitely Polar Bear," "Angst," "Rebels of the Neon God," "Good Men, Good Women"

Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY.

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We ran long this week and didn't do a DVD recap, but Alonso suggests you check out PRINCE AVALANCHE.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150621.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:11pm PDT

"Jurassic World," "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl," "Live from New York!" "Something Better to Come," "Backfire" (1964)

Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS IN THE BAND

Direct download: Linoleum_20150614.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:03pm PDT

"Spy," "Insidious: Chapter 3," "Entourage"

Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this is the cow.

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Dave's book pick of the week is THE UNIMAGINABLE LIFE: LESSONS LEARNED ON THE PATH OF LOVE, by Kenny and Julia Loggins

Alonso's DVD pick of the week is SEX AND THE CITY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150606.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:21pm PDT

"San Andreas," "Aloha," "Gemma Bovery"

Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2. Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MANAKAMANA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JUPITER ASCENDING

Direct download: Linoleum_20150531.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:17pm PDT

"Tomorrowland," "Poltergeist," "The Human Centipede III (Full Sequence)," "When Marnie Was There," "The Film Critic"

Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWNES VAN ZANDT: BE HERE TO LOVE ME

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEET THE ROBINSONS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150523.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:08pm PDT

"Pitch Perfect 2," "Max Max: Fury Road," "Slow West," "In the Name of My Daughter," "Every Secret Thing," "Reality"; with Cracked.com's Jack OBrien

Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie.

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Jack's DVD pick of the week: THE WAY OF THE GUN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACKHAT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ANTONIA'S LINE

See also: Shout Factory's gorgeous new Blu-ray of MAD MAX

Direct download: Linoleum_20150517.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:04pm PDT

"Hot Pursuit," "Far From the Madding Crowd," "The D Train"

Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE NIGHT THEY TOOK MISS BEAUTIFUL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TAMARA DREWE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150507.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"The Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Iris," "Welcome to Me"

Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

 

Direct download: Linoleum_20150502.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:05am PDT

"The Age of Adaline," "Dior and I," "Little Boy," "The Water Diviner"

Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI

Direct download: Linoleum_20150427.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," "Unfriended," "True Story," "Child 44," "Monkey Kingdom"

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Direct download: Linoleum_20150419.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

"The Longest Ride," "Ex Machina," "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Real Genius"

Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL

Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150411.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Furious 7," "Woman in Gold," "White God"

Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150403.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:57pm PDT

"Get Hard," "Home," "While We're Young," "Danny Collins"; with Louis Virtel (COMPLETE)

The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

 

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

 

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

 

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

 

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Direct download: Linoleum_20150329_rev.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

"Insurgent," "Do You Believe?", "It Follows," "The Gunman," "3 Hearts," "Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving the Police," RIP Richard Glatzer

Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150322.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am PDT

"Cinderella," "Run All Night," "The Cobbler"

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Direct download: Linoleum_20150315.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:19pm PDT

"Chappie," "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "Unfinished Business"; RIP David Maysles

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150307.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm PDT

"Focus," "The Lazarus Effect," "Maps to the Stars," "Queen and Country"

Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.

Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150301.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:42am PDT

"Hot Tub Time Machine 2," "The DUFF," "McFarland, USA," "Wild Tales," "Drunktown's Finest," and Round Two on "The Last Five Years"; with Inkoo Kang

Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.

Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150221.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:44pm PDT

"Fifty Shades of Grey," "Kingsman: The Secret Service," "What We Do in the Shadows," "The Last Five Years"

It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150213.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:26am PDT

"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water," "Jupiter Ascending," "Seventh Son," "Black or White"

This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150208.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:42pm PDT

"Project Almanac," "The Loft," "Wild Card"; Letters

Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150201.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:31pm PDT

Sundance 2015, "The Boy Next Door," "Strange Magic," "Mortdecai," "Mommy"

Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies

Like our Facebook page, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), follow us @linoleumcast, but now he's busy keeping all of the boys away.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150125.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:36pm PDT

"Blackhat," "Paddington," "The Wedding Ringer," "Appropriate Behavior," "Earth Girls Are Easy"

Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM www.amazon.com/Mr-Magoriums-Wonder-Emporium-Blu-ray/dp/B00128VA6C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20150118.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:47pm PDT

Best of 2014 with Manohla Dargis, Peter Debruge, Robert Abele; also, "Taken 3"

Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE www.amazon.com/Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray-Julianne-Moore/dp/B00NMUCLDO/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IDENTICAL www.amazon.com/Identical-Blu-Ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B00OHLR7BS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20150111.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:54pm PDT

Worst Movies of 2014; plus "Big Eyes," "The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death," "A Most Violent Year," "Mr. Turner," "Two Days, One Night"

Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150105.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:55pm PDT

"Into the Woods," "Unbroken," "Selma," "American Sniper"

Dave & Alonso finish up the year with a musical and three docudramas that have varying fidelity to their true stories. Also we announce the winners of our essay contests! Like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, we'll take a cup of kindness yet.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAMP www.amazon.com/Camp-Daniel-Letterle/dp/B0000VV4MW/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR www.amazon.com/The-Kung-Fu-Instructor/dp/B000FAIKQG/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141228.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:57pm PDT

Leonard Maltin; "The Interview," "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies," "Annie," "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb"

The legendary Leonard Maltin joins Dave and Alonso to share parenting tips (show them musicals, early and often) and "Gremlins" karma. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, visit linoleum-knife.com, it's gotta be a rose 'cause it rhymes with Mose.

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Leonard's DVD pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189&pa=PRF-TCM-100189

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST http://www.criterion.com/films/612-the-last-temptation-of-christ?q=autocomplete

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAIL MARY www.amazon.com/Hail-Mary-Blu-ray-Myriem-Roussel/dp/B00G9YZ6V4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141219.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

Film critic Inkoo Kang (TheWrap, indieWIRE, Village Voice, LA Times) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss booze and cookies, among other topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, buy our merch, bust a move.

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Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: CALVARY www.amazon.com/Calvary-Blu-ray/dp/B00N9KD460/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE COUNSELOR www.amazon.com/Counselor-Unrated-Extended-Cut-Blu-ray/dp/B00HF98SY4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE www.amazon.com/Slaughterhouse-Five-Michael-Sacks/dp/B0001FVDGY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141212.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 7:34am PDT

"Wild," "The Pyramid," "Still Alice," "Life Partners"

Dave and Alonso discuss hiking, end-of-life issues and history's most scandalous lunch break with their usual sensitivity. Like us on Facebook (and join our discussion group), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe to our YouTube channel and iTunes feed, buy our stuff, just get a bob-tailed nag.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZIEGFELD GIRL www.amazon.com/Ziegfeld-Girl-James-Stewart/dp/B0001DCYUK/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: AWAY FROM HER www.amazon.com/Away-Her-Julie-Christie/dp/B000T5O48A/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141207.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:48pm PDT

"Penguins of Madagascar," "Horrible Bosses 2," "The Imitation Game"

Dave and Alonso like one of Benedict Cumberbatch's new movies more than the other, ahd you might not guess which. Buy our stuff. Happy Holidays. Like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group page), follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube page, subscribe and leave us a nice review on iTunes, only a hippopotamus will do.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS www.amazon.com/Fear-Parents-Carpet-Double-Feature/dp/B000C65YRQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAST SUMMER www.amazon.com/Last-Summer-Samuel-Pettit/dp/B00O5A099S/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141129.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1," "Happy Valley," "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"

Not a whole lot of new movies this week, so Dave and Alonso get caught up on listener mail and promote our many wonderful products including Alonso's book HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS ($20), our T-shirts ($20) and our extra episodes ($1.99), including the freshly-recorded one about the 1959 SANTA CLAUS. Just PayPal us at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com.

And while you're at it, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube channel and check out our Listener Group page on Facebook. Don we now our gay apparel.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: JEALOUSY www.amazon.com/Jealousy-Louis-Garrel/dp/B00OBQ9P3C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LES BLANK: ALWAYS FOR PLEASURE www.amazon.com/Blank-Always-Pleasure-Blu-ray/dp/B00MRKX9U4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's other DVD pick of the week: MST3K: THE TURKEY DAY COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-Limited-/dp/B00MIA0LO0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141123.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28pm PDT

"Dumb & Dumber To," "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas," "Foxcatcher," "Rosewater," "Beyond the Lights," "National Gallery" with guest Chris Lavoie

Special guest Chris Lavoie ("Producer Chris" of The Stephanie Miller Show) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Martha Stewart's bedsheets, Kirk Cameron's refrigerators, and other pressing topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, order books and shirts and stuff from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, you ain't ever gonna fly.

Follow Chris Lavoie on Twitter @RadioGuyChris and find more about The Stephanie Miller Show at stephaniemiller.com

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STORE http://www.zipporah.com/films/19Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189
Chris' streaming pick of the week: THREE WOMEN http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/60036707?strkid=1218407445_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=60036707 www.amazon.com/3-Women-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B0056ANHCM/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141116.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:43pm PDT

"Interstellar," "Big Hero 6," "The Theory of Everything," "A Merry Friggin' Christmas," "Why Don't You Play in Hell?"

Dave and Alonso debate Christopher Nolan's (without spoilers) and gird themselves for the new Kirk Cameron joint by watching the loony "Last Ounce of Courage." Oh, and the one they couldn't remember was "Clue." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy Alonso's Christmas book or a T-shirt or other merch by PayPal-ing us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, and if it rains we'll let it.

Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: ABUSE OF WEAKNESS: www.amazon.com/Abuse-Weakness-Isabelle-Huppert/dp/B00MFZ62BY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: I AM SANTA CLAUS: www.amazon.com/Am-Santa-Claus-Mick-Foley/dp/B00N31E176/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Stream WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN HELL?: www.amazon.com/Why-Dont-You-Play-Hell/dp/B00O9SEJE2/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141109.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:35pm PDT

"Nightcrawler," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "Goodbye to Language 3D," "Force Majeure"

This week, Dave and Alonso are all about JLG (Jean-Luc Godard) and JG (Jake Gyllenhaal). Plus exciting Christmas news! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave a nice review) at iTunes, on the edge and on the avenue.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STANLEY KUBRICK: THE MASTERPIECE COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Stanley-Kubrick-Masterpiece-Collection-Exclusive/dp/B00M7F47F0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SANTA CLAUS www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Collectors-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B005L2EOLS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141102.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:20pm PDT

"Ouija," "John Wick," "Birdman," "Citizenfour," "The Tale of Princess Kaguya"

Horror expert and "Bitches" playwright-director Sean Abley pops by to argue (and occasionally agree) with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), it was a graveyard smash.

Alonso's DVD pick: THE COMPLETE JACQUES TATI www.amazon.com/Complete-Jacques-Tati-Blu-ray/dp/B00LUSUWSQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick: BLACK SABBATH www.amazon.com/Black-Sabbath-Michèle-Mercier/dp/B00AGKH714/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Sean's DVD pick: MARTYRS www.amazon.com/Martyrs-Unrated-Catherine-Begin/dp/B001MEJY8W/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141027.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:19pm PDT

"Fury," "Dear White People," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Whiplash," "Left Behind," "St. Vincent," "Kill the Messenger"

Dave and Alonso continue to catch up on movies they missed while they were out of town, including a disappointingly non-bonkers Bible movie starring a usually reliably histrionic actor. Like our Facebook page, follow us on @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe for free), it's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SCHOOL DAZE www.amazon.com/School-Daze-Laurence-Fishburne/dp/B000051YMS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY www.amazon.com/Norte-End-History/dp/B00NHPM1ZC/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141019.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:37pm PDT

Rachel True ("Sharknado 2") and Robert Abele (LA Times); "Gone Girl," "Dracula Untold," "Annabelle," "Alexander...Very Bad Day," RIP Jan Hooks

Dave and Alonso are back from Spain, and Rachel True from "The Craft" would like to know how they are, among other things. And she and Robert Abele join us for a spoiler-filled discussion of "Gone Girl" that's at the very end so you can skip it if you're not ready for it yet. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave a review), little fluffy clouds.

Direct download: Linoleum_20141012.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:42pm PDT

Special: Alonso Chats with Fernando Duralde, M.D.

Dave wants to enjoy his vacation in the Canary Islands, so Alonso interviews his brother Fernando Duralde, MD, about his family's shared love of movies, the old-Hollywood revival at Harvard in the early 1970s, and other matters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleum cast, visit linoleum-knife.com, we could have made it groovy.

Direct download: Linoleum_20141004.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:43pm PDT

Dave and Alonso explain why "Taken" is this generation's "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and explain why trailers can't always be trusted. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, all the feelings denied, blood on your fist.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140927.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:47am PDT

"The Maze Runner," "This Is Where I Leave You," "A Walk Among the Tombstones," "Tusk," "Space Station 76," "Reclaim"

Alonso's eye hurts, but he and Dave still have plenty to say about movie stars who can't convincingly wash dishes and death by "Footloose." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our new YouTube channel, buy our stuff, no wise man has the power.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140921.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:18pm PDT

"No Good Deed," "Dolphin Tale 2," "Atlas Shrugged III: Who Is John Galt?", "The Drop," "The Skeleton Twins," "My Old Lady,"' "Wetlands," "Stray Dogs"

Dennis Hensley of the Dennis, Anyone? podcast joins Dave and Alonso to discuss undiscovered Dairy Queens and to launch the "Two Fins Up!" craze that will no doubt be sweeping the nation. There might also be a surprise appearance from another friend of the show. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our merch, I'm fascinated by your love boy.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140913.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:39pm PDT

Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Belle & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140906_.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:01pm PDT

We Need to Talk About "The Identical," plus "God Help the Girl" and "Frontera"

Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Bell & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140906.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

From Venice: "Birdman," "The November Man," "The Congress," "As Above, So Below," "Starred Up," with Peter Debruge

Alonso is at the Venice Film Festival (sorry about the audio) and Variety's chief international film critic joins him to discuss the new movies at the festival and the Labor Day movies opening in theaters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts and special episodes, say nice things about us on iTunes, it's not so wrong to be human after all.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140828.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"If I Stay," "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For," "Love Is Strange," "When the Game Stands Tall," "The One I Love," Listener Mail

Dave and Alonso post their Longest. Episode. Ever. mainly due to reading all their backlogged listener mail. But then Dave completely forgets one of the new movies until well into hour two. If you listen to this one in chunks, we won't be offended. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and please leave us a positive review on iTunes, where you can also subscribe for free. Lookin' good, hangin' with the wild bunch.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140824.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:23pm PDT

RIP Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, Menahem Golan; "Let's Be Cops," "The Expendables 3," "The Giver," "The Trip to Italy," "What If"; with "Wizard Wars" host Ellen Fox

Ellen Fox (of SyFy's "Wizard Wars" and formerly of "The Rotten Tomatoes Show") joins Dave and Alonso to discuss the film legends we lost this week and why the new Steve Coogan movie is like mumblecore done right. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, call me in and call me out and I'll be waiting for the shout.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140817.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:59am PDT

Schmoes Know; "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," "The Hundred-Foot Journey," "Step Up: All In," "Into the Storm," "Deepsea Challenge 3D"

Schmoes Know hosts Mark Ellis and Kristian Harloff join Dave and Alonso to talk about hushing rude movie patrons, the glory days of Phoebe Cates, and dancing in Space-France. Follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe) at iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, we're coming out of our shells.

Kristian @KristianHarloff
Mark @5150ellis
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Direct download: Linoleum_20140808.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Guardians of the Galaxy," "Get On Up," "A Most Wanted Man," "Alive Inside," "Calvary," "Child of God"

Dave and Alonso talk about Harvey Comics and pause a lot while Alonso tells Dave spoilers and such. Buy shirts! Buy extra episodes! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, I'm fascinated.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140802.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Lucy," "Hercules," "And So It Goes," "Magic in the Moonlight," "Happy Christmas," "Persecuted," "Closed Curtain"

Dave and Alonso talk about Comic-Con, Jafar Panahi, the Honey Badger of movie publicists, and Nia Vardalos (with whom they are on a strictly first-name-last-name basis). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a T-shirt and the "Josie and the Pussycats" extra episode, turn the beat around.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140727.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:33pm PDT

"The Purge: Anarchy," "Planes: Fire & Rescue," "Sex Tape," "A Summer's Tale"

Alonso being swamped with Outfest equals Dave having to talk about movies on his own equals more time for listener mail! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) on iTunes, I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140719.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," "Boyhood," "Manakamana"

Dave drags Alonso to an ethnographic film set on a cable-car in Nepal; hilarity ensues. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts ($20) and extra episodes ($1.99 each) with a PayPal to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, once again around the dance floor.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140712.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

"Tammy," "Deliver Us from Evil," "Earth to Echo," "Life Itself," "Snowpiercer," "Venus in Fur," RIP Paul Mazursky

Dave and Alonso discuss death and mattresses. Also, movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes. PayPal linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts ($20, plus non-US shipping) and Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife ($1.99 per episode), I hear the cottonwoods whisperin' above.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140706.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:18pm PDT

"Transformers: Age of Exctinction," "Begin Again," "Yves Saint Laurent," "They Came Together," "Citizen Koch"

Dave and Alonso's respective musical tastes explain why each one likes a relatively indefensible movie. Also, they went to a drive-in. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and buy our stuff: PayPal $20 to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com to pre-order a T-shirt or PayPal $1.99 each for any or all of our extra movie-discussion episodes. Don't go for second-best, baby.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140629.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:16pm PDT

"Brutal Youth" author Anthony Breznican, "Think Like a Man Too," "Jersey Boys," "Obvious Child"

Novelist and Entertainment Weekly senior writer Anthony Breznican joins Dave and Alonso to talk about high-school misery and to wonder what the hell Clint Eastwood was thinking. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts and extra episodes, you'd be like heaven to touch.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140622.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:05pm PDT

"22 Jump Street," "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "The Signal," "Night Moves," "Hellion"

Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite Scientologist and explain how one man's "meta-homophobia" is another man's "straight-up gay." Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, ladies, have you ever had a man go away on business come back with a tan?

Direct download: Linoleum_20140615.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:08pm PDT

"The Fault in Our Stars," "Edge of Tomorrow," "The Sacrament," "The Case Against 8," "Test," "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia," "The Normal Heart"

Dave and Alonso realized after taping this week's episode that they had forgotten to review "Night Moves" (which they'll cover next week, honest) but in the meantime they have plenty to say about teenage death indulgence and Tom Cruise time-loops. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, something tells me I'm into something good.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140608.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:48pm PDT

"Maleficent," "A Million Ways to Die in the West," "We Are the Best!"

Curt Holman of Creative Loafing/Atlanta joins Dave and Alonso (in their first-ever podcast recorded outside their house) to discuss Swedish punks, round-face Western heroes and Disney revenge fantasies. Subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, check out linoleum-knife.com, hypnotize, oo!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140601.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"X-Men: Days of Future Past," "Blended," "Words and Pictures"

Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140525.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm PDT

"Godzilla" (2014), "Million Dollar Arm," "Fed Up," "God's Pocket"

If anyone can map a course from Gojira to Bresson, it's Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, order a T-shirt or commentary track from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, everyone's a winner, baby.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140518.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

"Neighbors," "Chef," "Moms' Night Out," "Palo Alto," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" with Madeleine Brand

KCRW's Madeleine Brand classes up the joint as Dave and Alonso fight off a pancake coma with discussion of harried moms and chubby man-children (on screen, that is.) Subscribe (and review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, folluw us @linoleumcast (and Madeleine at @TheMadBrand and @KCRWPressPlay)

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140510.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

Dave and Alonso are feeling post-modern but not quite romantic about the big movie and the small movies this week, but there you have it. Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a nice review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ooooh how I love the rainy days.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140504.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:12pm PDT

"The Other Woman," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Quiet Ones," "Gambit"

Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140428.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm PDT

"Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"

Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140420.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:46pm PDT

"Rio 2," "Draft Day," "Oculus," "Only Lovers Left Alive," "Under the Skin"

Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140413.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:26pm PDT

"Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Alan Partridge," "Dom Hemingway," "Afflicted"

Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140406.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:58am PDT

"Noah," "Nymphomaniac, Vols. I & II," "Sabotage," "The Raid 2," "Cesar Chavez"

Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" on May 3-4 http://bit.ly/NHdjDd -- get 20% off with discount code LINOLEUM

Direct download: Linoleum_20140330.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:35pm PDT

"Divergent," "God's Not Dead," "Muppets Most Wanted," "Bad Words," "Cheap Thrills"

Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

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Linoleum Knife is also brought to you by No-Budget Film School; sign up for their famed two-day class "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking on May 3 & 4 in Los Angeles and get 20% off with promo code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd

Direct download: Linoleum_20140323.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:18pm PDT

"Need for Speed," "Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club," "Veronica Mars," "Enemy"

Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for our commentary tracks for CLUE and THE APPLE, do do that voodoo that you do so well.

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Theme music by Bleu -- find out more at http://www.bleutopia.com

Direct download: Linoleum_20140316.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:57pm PDT

"300: Rise of an Empire," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Face of Love"

Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street.

The Linoleum Knife Podcast is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE by Reed Martin. http://www.amazon.com/Reel-Truth-Everything-Making-Independent/dp/0571211038/ref=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20140309.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm PDT

"Non-Stop," "Son of God," "The Wind Rises," "Ernest & Celestine"

Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Leave us a nice review (and subscribe) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast I see you baby, shakin' that a**.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140302.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am PDT

"Pompeii," "3 Days to Kill," "Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me," "In Secret"

Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming, saying something about a queen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140223.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

Dave and Alonso welcome Matt Zoller Seitz, author of THE WES ANDERSON COLLECTION, editor-in-chief of RogerEbert.com and TV critic for Vulture to discuss everything from "Bottle Rocket" set visits to the most interesting filmmaker hiding in the ensemble of "Girls." Follow Matt @mattzollerseitz ooh la la.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140219.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:17pm PDT

"About Last Night," "Endless Love," "Robocop," "Winter's Tale," "Date and Swtich"

Dave and Alonso make their way through a sea of '80s remakes this week. Leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe to the show while you're at it), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and he be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140216.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:59pm PDT

Dave and Alonso marvel over how plastic toys can be more compelling that George Clooney saving art from the Nazis, and speaking of, Dave has lots of Holocaust documentary to talk about. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and go to linoleum-knife.com and buy our new commentary track for THE APPLE (1980), where my love can be found and my heart rings true.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140209.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:46pm PDT

Dave and Alonso remember the extraordinary actor-director and lament his passing before moving on to more utterly mediocre January toss-offs. Hey, go to our site and buy our commentary for THE APPLE! Also, subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I just know that something good is going to happen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140202.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:27pm PDT

Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, like a bleary-eyed baboon to an organ grinder's tune.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140126.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:02pm PDT

Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140119final.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:28am PDT

Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you got to know your chicken.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140112.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm PDT

Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review, three's not a crowd to her, she says.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140105.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:49pm PDT

Dave and Alonso have a heapin' helpin' of Christmas releases to shovel through on this last episode of 2013, but luckily the hilarious and insightful Drew Droege @drewdroege is here to lend a hand and an opinon. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and a love beat is a good vibration.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131229.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:05pm PDT

Dave and Alonso revel in a relatively light pre-Christmas week before the flood of year-end releases, so there's plenty of time to discuss catchphrases, contemporary art and the hotness of Spaniards. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, wonderland, wonderland, shining star, jingle bells.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131222.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:28pm PDT

Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and rate us) on iTunes, buy our shirt and commentary and books, you're all that I need, underneath the tree.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131215.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:25pm PDT

Dave and Alonso are joined by Sean Abley, author of "Out in the Dark: Interviews with Gay Horror Filmmakers, Actors and Authors" to discuss folkies, hill people and cat peril. Buy a T-shirt or a book or a commentary track! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. You're much better with than without it.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131208.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:03pm PDT

Dave and Alonso aren't entirely sure what two of their favorite African American filmmakers are up to in their latest, but at least Jason Statham is always Jason Statham. Buy a T-shirt or Alonso's book! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. Like our Facebook page and stuff. Rootie-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131201.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:23pm PDT

Dave and Alonso ponder why so much of the "Hunger Games" marketing is aspirational toward the villains, as well as other cinematic mysteries. Subscribe for free on iTunes, where we would love it if you would leave us a positive review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a book, buy a shirt, every rose has its thorn.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131124.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:39pm PDT

Dave and Alonso know it isn't Christmas yet, but they've already started playing holiday music on KOST in Los Angeles and Terrence Howard looks spiffy in a red scarf, so there you go. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you just walked right in, walked walked walked right in.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131117.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:17pm PDT