Linoleum Knife
"Into the Woods," "Unbroken," "Selma," "American Sniper"

Dave & Alonso finish up the year with a musical and three docudramas that have varying fidelity to their true stories. Also we announce the winners of our essay contests! Like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, we'll take a cup of kindness yet.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAMP www.amazon.com/Camp-Daniel-Letterle/dp/B0000VV4MW/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR www.amazon.com/The-Kung-Fu-Instructor/dp/B000FAIKQG/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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Leonard Maltin; "The Interview," "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies," "Annie," "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb"

The legendary Leonard Maltin joins Dave and Alonso to share parenting tips (show them musicals, early and often) and "Gremlins" karma. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, visit linoleum-knife.com, it's gotta be a rose 'cause it rhymes with Mose.

Fine Leonard Maltin online at leonardmaltin.com or @leonardmaltin -- his TCM/Disney host duties begin December 21. http://www.tcm.com/disney/

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Leonard's DVD pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189&pa=PRF-TCM-100189

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST http://www.criterion.com/films/612-the-last-temptation-of-christ?q=autocomplete

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAIL MARY www.amazon.com/Hail-Mary-Blu-ray-Myriem-Roussel/dp/B00G9YZ6V4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141219.m4a
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Film critic Inkoo Kang (TheWrap, indieWIRE, Village Voice, LA Times) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss booze and cookies, among other topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, buy our merch, bust a move.

Follow Inkoo @thinkovision

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Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: CALVARY www.amazon.com/Calvary-Blu-ray/dp/B00N9KD460/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE COUNSELOR www.amazon.com/Counselor-Unrated-Extended-Cut-Blu-ray/dp/B00HF98SY4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE www.amazon.com/Slaughterhouse-Five-Michael-Sacks/dp/B0001FVDGY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141212.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:34am EDT

"Wild," "The Pyramid," "Still Alice," "Life Partners"

Dave and Alonso discuss hiking, end-of-life issues and history's most scandalous lunch break with their usual sensitivity. Like us on Facebook (and join our discussion group), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe to our YouTube channel and iTunes feed, buy our stuff, just get a bob-tailed nag.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZIEGFELD GIRL www.amazon.com/Ziegfeld-Girl-James-Stewart/dp/B0001DCYUK/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: AWAY FROM HER www.amazon.com/Away-Her-Julie-Christie/dp/B000T5O48A/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Penguins of Madagascar," "Horrible Bosses 2," "The Imitation Game"

Dave and Alonso like one of Benedict Cumberbatch's new movies more than the other, ahd you might not guess which. Buy our stuff. Happy Holidays. Like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group page), follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube page, subscribe and leave us a nice review on iTunes, only a hippopotamus will do.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS www.amazon.com/Fear-Parents-Carpet-Double-Feature/dp/B000C65YRQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAST SUMMER www.amazon.com/Last-Summer-Samuel-Pettit/dp/B00O5A099S/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1," "Happy Valley," "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"

Not a whole lot of new movies this week, so Dave and Alonso get caught up on listener mail and promote our many wonderful products including Alonso's book HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS ($20), our T-shirts ($20) and our extra episodes ($1.99), including the freshly-recorded one about the 1959 SANTA CLAUS. Just PayPal us at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com.

And while you're at it, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube channel and check out our Listener Group page on Facebook. Don we now our gay apparel.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: JEALOUSY www.amazon.com/Jealousy-Louis-Garrel/dp/B00OBQ9P3C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LES BLANK: ALWAYS FOR PLEASURE www.amazon.com/Blank-Always-Pleasure-Blu-ray/dp/B00MRKX9U4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's other DVD pick of the week: MST3K: THE TURKEY DAY COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-Limited-/dp/B00MIA0LO0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141123.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:28am EDT

"Dumb & Dumber To," "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas," "Foxcatcher," "Rosewater," "Beyond the Lights," "National Gallery" with guest Chris Lavoie

Special guest Chris Lavoie ("Producer Chris" of The Stephanie Miller Show) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Martha Stewart's bedsheets, Kirk Cameron's refrigerators, and other pressing topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, order books and shirts and stuff from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, you ain't ever gonna fly.

Follow Chris Lavoie on Twitter @RadioGuyChris and find more about The Stephanie Miller Show at stephaniemiller.com

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STORE http://www.zipporah.com/films/19Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189
Chris' streaming pick of the week: THREE WOMEN http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/60036707?strkid=1218407445_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=60036707 www.amazon.com/3-Women-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B0056ANHCM/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Interstellar," "Big Hero 6," "The Theory of Everything," "A Merry Friggin' Christmas," "Why Don't You Play in Hell?"

Dave and Alonso debate Christopher Nolan's (without spoilers) and gird themselves for the new Kirk Cameron joint by watching the loony "Last Ounce of Courage." Oh, and the one they couldn't remember was "Clue." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy Alonso's Christmas book or a T-shirt or other merch by PayPal-ing us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, and if it rains we'll let it.

Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: ABUSE OF WEAKNESS: www.amazon.com/Abuse-Weakness-Isabelle-Huppert/dp/B00MFZ62BY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: I AM SANTA CLAUS: www.amazon.com/Am-Santa-Claus-Mick-Foley/dp/B00N31E176/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Stream WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN HELL?: www.amazon.com/Why-Dont-You-Play-Hell/dp/B00O9SEJE2/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Nightcrawler," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "Goodbye to Language 3D," "Force Majeure"

This week, Dave and Alonso are all about JLG (Jean-Luc Godard) and JG (Jake Gyllenhaal). Plus exciting Christmas news! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave a nice review) at iTunes, on the edge and on the avenue.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STANLEY KUBRICK: THE MASTERPIECE COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Stanley-Kubrick-Masterpiece-Collection-Exclusive/dp/B00M7F47F0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SANTA CLAUS www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Collectors-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B005L2EOLS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:20pm EDT

"Ouija," "John Wick," "Birdman," "Citizenfour," "The Tale of Princess Kaguya"

Horror expert and "Bitches" playwright-director Sean Abley pops by to argue (and occasionally agree) with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), it was a graveyard smash.

Alonso's DVD pick: THE COMPLETE JACQUES TATI www.amazon.com/Complete-Jacques-Tati-Blu-ray/dp/B00LUSUWSQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick: BLACK SABBATH www.amazon.com/Black-Sabbath-Michèle-Mercier/dp/B00AGKH714/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Sean's DVD pick: MARTYRS www.amazon.com/Martyrs-Unrated-Catherine-Begin/dp/B001MEJY8W/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141027.m4a
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"Fury," "Dear White People," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Whiplash," "Left Behind," "St. Vincent," "Kill the Messenger"

Dave and Alonso continue to catch up on movies they missed while they were out of town, including a disappointingly non-bonkers Bible movie starring a usually reliably histrionic actor. Like our Facebook page, follow us on @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe for free), it's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SCHOOL DAZE www.amazon.com/School-Daze-Laurence-Fishburne/dp/B000051YMS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY www.amazon.com/Norte-End-History/dp/B00NHPM1ZC/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141019.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:37pm EDT

Rachel True ("Sharknado 2") and Robert Abele (LA Times); "Gone Girl," "Dracula Untold," "Annabelle," "Alexander...Very Bad Day," RIP Jan Hooks

Dave and Alonso are back from Spain, and Rachel True from "The Craft" would like to know how they are, among other things. And she and Robert Abele join us for a spoiler-filled discussion of "Gone Girl" that's at the very end so you can skip it if you're not ready for it yet. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave a review), little fluffy clouds.

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Special: Alonso Chats with Fernando Duralde, M.D.

Dave wants to enjoy his vacation in the Canary Islands, so Alonso interviews his brother Fernando Duralde, MD, about his family's shared love of movies, the old-Hollywood revival at Harvard in the early 1970s, and other matters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleum cast, visit linoleum-knife.com, we could have made it groovy.

Direct download: Linoleum_20141004.m4a
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Dave and Alonso explain why "Taken" is this generation's "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and explain why trailers can't always be trusted. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, all the feelings denied, blood on your fist.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140927.m4a
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"The Maze Runner," "This Is Where I Leave You," "A Walk Among the Tombstones," "Tusk," "Space Station 76," "Reclaim"

Alonso's eye hurts, but he and Dave still have plenty to say about movie stars who can't convincingly wash dishes and death by "Footloose." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our new YouTube channel, buy our stuff, no wise man has the power.

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"No Good Deed," "Dolphin Tale 2," "Atlas Shrugged III: Who Is John Galt?", "The Drop," "The Skeleton Twins," "My Old Lady,"' "Wetlands," "Stray Dogs"

Dennis Hensley of the Dennis, Anyone? podcast joins Dave and Alonso to discuss undiscovered Dairy Queens and to launch the "Two Fins Up!" craze that will no doubt be sweeping the nation. There might also be a surprise appearance from another friend of the show. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our merch, I'm fascinated by your love boy.

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Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Belle & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140906_.m4a
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We Need to Talk About "The Identical," plus "God Help the Girl" and "Frontera"

Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Bell & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140906.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EDT

From Venice: "Birdman," "The November Man," "The Congress," "As Above, So Below," "Starred Up," with Peter Debruge

Alonso is at the Venice Film Festival (sorry about the audio) and Variety's chief international film critic joins him to discuss the new movies at the festival and the Labor Day movies opening in theaters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts and special episodes, say nice things about us on iTunes, it's not so wrong to be human after all.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140828.m4a
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"If I Stay," "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For," "Love Is Strange," "When the Game Stands Tall," "The One I Love," Listener Mail

Dave and Alonso post their Longest. Episode. Ever. mainly due to reading all their backlogged listener mail. But then Dave completely forgets one of the new movies until well into hour two. If you listen to this one in chunks, we won't be offended. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and please leave us a positive review on iTunes, where you can also subscribe for free. Lookin' good, hangin' with the wild bunch.

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RIP Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, Menahem Golan; "Let's Be Cops," "The Expendables 3," "The Giver," "The Trip to Italy," "What If"; with "Wizard Wars" host Ellen Fox

Ellen Fox (of SyFy's "Wizard Wars" and formerly of "The Rotten Tomatoes Show") joins Dave and Alonso to discuss the film legends we lost this week and why the new Steve Coogan movie is like mumblecore done right. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, call me in and call me out and I'll be waiting for the shout.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140817.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:59pm EDT

Schmoes Know; "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," "The Hundred-Foot Journey," "Step Up: All In," "Into the Storm," "Deepsea Challenge 3D"

Schmoes Know hosts Mark Ellis and Kristian Harloff join Dave and Alonso to talk about hushing rude movie patrons, the glory days of Phoebe Cates, and dancing in Space-France. Follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe) at iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, we're coming out of our shells.

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Mark @5150ellis
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"Guardians of the Galaxy," "Get On Up," "A Most Wanted Man," "Alive Inside," "Calvary," "Child of God"

Dave and Alonso talk about Harvey Comics and pause a lot while Alonso tells Dave spoilers and such. Buy shirts! Buy extra episodes! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, I'm fascinated.

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"Lucy," "Hercules," "And So It Goes," "Magic in the Moonlight," "Happy Christmas," "Persecuted," "Closed Curtain"

Dave and Alonso talk about Comic-Con, Jafar Panahi, the Honey Badger of movie publicists, and Nia Vardalos (with whom they are on a strictly first-name-last-name basis). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a T-shirt and the "Josie and the Pussycats" extra episode, turn the beat around.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140727.m4a
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"The Purge: Anarchy," "Planes: Fire & Rescue," "Sex Tape," "A Summer's Tale"

Alonso being swamped with Outfest equals Dave having to talk about movies on his own equals more time for listener mail! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) on iTunes, I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed.

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"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," "Boyhood," "Manakamana"

Dave drags Alonso to an ethnographic film set on a cable-car in Nepal; hilarity ensues. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts ($20) and extra episodes ($1.99 each) with a PayPal to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, once again around the dance floor.

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"Tammy," "Deliver Us from Evil," "Earth to Echo," "Life Itself," "Snowpiercer," "Venus in Fur," RIP Paul Mazursky

Dave and Alonso discuss death and mattresses. Also, movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes. PayPal linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts ($20, plus non-US shipping) and Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife ($1.99 per episode), I hear the cottonwoods whisperin' above.

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"Transformers: Age of Exctinction," "Begin Again," "Yves Saint Laurent," "They Came Together," "Citizen Koch"

Dave and Alonso's respective musical tastes explain why each one likes a relatively indefensible movie. Also, they went to a drive-in. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and buy our stuff: PayPal $20 to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com to pre-order a T-shirt or PayPal $1.99 each for any or all of our extra movie-discussion episodes. Don't go for second-best, baby.

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"Brutal Youth" author Anthony Breznican, "Think Like a Man Too," "Jersey Boys," "Obvious Child"

Novelist and Entertainment Weekly senior writer Anthony Breznican joins Dave and Alonso to talk about high-school misery and to wonder what the hell Clint Eastwood was thinking. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts and extra episodes, you'd be like heaven to touch.

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"22 Jump Street," "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "The Signal," "Night Moves," "Hellion"

Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite Scientologist and explain how one man's "meta-homophobia" is another man's "straight-up gay." Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, ladies, have you ever had a man go away on business come back with a tan?

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"The Fault in Our Stars," "Edge of Tomorrow," "The Sacrament," "The Case Against 8," "Test," "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia," "The Normal Heart"

Dave and Alonso realized after taping this week's episode that they had forgotten to review "Night Moves" (which they'll cover next week, honest) but in the meantime they have plenty to say about teenage death indulgence and Tom Cruise time-loops. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, something tells me I'm into something good.

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"Maleficent," "A Million Ways to Die in the West," "We Are the Best!"

Curt Holman of Creative Loafing/Atlanta joins Dave and Alonso (in their first-ever podcast recorded outside their house) to discuss Swedish punks, round-face Western heroes and Disney revenge fantasies. Subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, check out linoleum-knife.com, hypnotize, oo!

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am EDT

"X-Men: Days of Future Past," "Blended," "Words and Pictures"

Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.

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"Godzilla" (2014), "Million Dollar Arm," "Fed Up," "God's Pocket"

If anyone can map a course from Gojira to Bresson, it's Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, order a T-shirt or commentary track from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, everyone's a winner, baby.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EDT

"Neighbors," "Chef," "Moms' Night Out," "Palo Alto," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" with Madeleine Brand

KCRW's Madeleine Brand classes up the joint as Dave and Alonso fight off a pancake coma with discussion of harried moms and chubby man-children (on screen, that is.) Subscribe (and review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, folluw us @linoleumcast (and Madeleine at @TheMadBrand and @KCRWPressPlay)

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Dave and Alonso are feeling post-modern but not quite romantic about the big movie and the small movies this week, but there you have it. Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a nice review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ooooh how I love the rainy days.

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"The Other Woman," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Quiet Ones," "Gambit"

Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140428.m4a
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"Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"

Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140420.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT

"Rio 2," "Draft Day," "Oculus," "Only Lovers Left Alive," "Under the Skin"

Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140413.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

"Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Alan Partridge," "Dom Hemingway," "Afflicted"

Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140406.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:58pm EDT

"Noah," "Nymphomaniac, Vols. I & II," "Sabotage," "The Raid 2," "Cesar Chavez"

Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" on May 3-4 http://bit.ly/NHdjDd -- get 20% off with discount code LINOLEUM

Direct download: Linoleum_20140330.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:35pm EDT

"Divergent," "God's Not Dead," "Muppets Most Wanted," "Bad Words," "Cheap Thrills"

Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

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Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Linoleum Knife is also brought to you by No-Budget Film School; sign up for their famed two-day class "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking on May 3 & 4 in Los Angeles and get 20% off with promo code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd

Direct download: Linoleum_20140323.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:18pm EDT

"Need for Speed," "Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club," "Veronica Mars," "Enemy"

Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for our commentary tracks for CLUE and THE APPLE, do do that voodoo that you do so well.

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Theme music by Bleu -- find out more at http://www.bleutopia.com

Direct download: Linoleum_20140316.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:57pm EDT

"300: Rise of an Empire," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Face of Love"

Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140309.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:25pm EDT

"Non-Stop," "Son of God," "The Wind Rises," "Ernest & Celestine"

Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Leave us a nice review (and subscribe) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast I see you baby, shakin' that a**.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140302.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:37pm EDT

"Pompeii," "3 Days to Kill," "Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me," "In Secret"

Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming, saying something about a queen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140223.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:57pm EDT

Dave and Alonso welcome Matt Zoller Seitz, author of THE WES ANDERSON COLLECTION, editor-in-chief of RogerEbert.com and TV critic for Vulture to discuss everything from "Bottle Rocket" set visits to the most interesting filmmaker hiding in the ensemble of "Girls." Follow Matt @mattzollerseitz ooh la la.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140219.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:17pm EDT

"About Last Night," "Endless Love," "Robocop," "Winter's Tale," "Date and Swtich"

Dave and Alonso make their way through a sea of '80s remakes this week. Leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe to the show while you're at it), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and he be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140216.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:59pm EDT

Dave and Alonso marvel over how plastic toys can be more compelling that George Clooney saving art from the Nazis, and speaking of, Dave has lots of Holocaust documentary to talk about. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and go to linoleum-knife.com and buy our new commentary track for THE APPLE (1980), where my love can be found and my heart rings true.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140209.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:46pm EDT

Dave and Alonso remember the extraordinary actor-director and lament his passing before moving on to more utterly mediocre January toss-offs. Hey, go to our site and buy our commentary for THE APPLE! Also, subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I just know that something good is going to happen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140202.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:27pm EDT

Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, like a bleary-eyed baboon to an organ grinder's tune.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140126.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:02pm EDT

Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140119final.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:28am EDT

Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you got to know your chicken.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140112.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:51pm EDT

Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review, three's not a crowd to her, she says.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140105.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:49pm EDT

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