Linoleum Knife
LKTV 009: Making a Murderer, Jessica Jones, Transparent: To Binge or Not to Binge

Dave and Alonso take advantage of the relative calm of the holidays to catch up on some of the hottest streaming shows -- but how many can Dave take in one sitting? Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us an iTunes review, and never brought to mind.

Dave's pick of the week: He's still obsessed with the Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spots.

Alonso's pick of the week: Andre for the Holidays.

 

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"The Hateful Eight," "Joy," "Concussion," "45 Years," "Daddy's Home," "Point Break"

Dave and Alonso are full of Christmas foods but still have lots to say about Quentin Tarantino and the Nouvelle Vague, plus how adorable children ruin movies. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, here comes the jackpot question in advance.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: GOD TOLD ME TO

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDIUM COOL

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LKTV 008: We Need to Talk About Mariah Carey

William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of the B-Movies Podcast joins Dave and Alonso for an episode-long dissection of the Mariah Carey/Hallmark Channel double feature "A Christmas Melody" and "Mariah Carey's Merriest Christmas." We couldn't let the holidays go by without going deep on this one.

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Ben Mankiewicz; "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," "Sisters," "Horse Money"

Ben Mankiewicz (of TCM and What the Flick?!) joins Dave and Alonso for a spoiler-free Star Wars discussion as well as an explanation for why he defaced a CITIZEN KANE poster. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, she's the pride of the neighborhood.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CRIMES OF THE HEART

Ben's DVD pick of the week: THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER

 

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The All–"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Spectacular with Jack Morrissey, Dave Cobb and Tom Ford

SPOILERS aplenty as Star Wars–ologists Jack Morrissey, Dave Cobb and Tom Ford join Dave and Alonso to go deep into this long-awaited sequel to discuss issues like fan service, Mary Sues and who might be related to whom. Seriously, don't listen to this one until after you've seen the movie.

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LKTV 007: A Very Murray Christmas, The Soup Finale, Star Plates, Born This Way, Beverly Hills 90210, M2M TV, Mad Men Carousel

In the last LKTV before the holidays, Dave and Alonso have ideas for the new Queen of Christmas and revel in what may be the first auteurist Christmas special. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and thanks to all of our listeners who voted for us in the AVClub Best of 2015 poll.

Dave's TV pick of the week: Toyota, "Carolers"

Alonso's TV pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS WITHOUT SNOW

Matt Zoller Seitz's MAD MEN CAROUSEL is now on sale at Amazon

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"In the Heart of the Sea," "The Big Short," "Christmas, Again"

Dave and Alonso disagree about dining establishments, but they both like a new holiday indie and are disappointed with Ron Howard's maritime tale. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, the lights on the tree, I wish you could see.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FINDERS KEEPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: INSIDE JOB

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"Krampus," "Youth," "Macbeth," "The Lady in the Van"; LAFCA Winners & Losers

Alonso pours the tea about this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards while Dave wishes for more scares in his holiday horror. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's Christmastime, when love is king.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THRONE OF BLOOD

Dave's DVD pick of the week: MACBETH (1971)

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LKTV 006: The Wiz Live!, It's Your 50th Christmas Charlie Brown, The Great Holiday Baking Show, Perry Como's Christmas Show, Roseanne, The Golden Girls, Nigella Lawson

Musical extravaganzas, food preparation, holiday episodes, and yet another episode of Manimal -- that's just a sample of what you'll get from Dave and Alonso on this latest podcast of the television. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, thank you world!

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Dave's pick of the week: That Jennifer Aniston Aveeno spot where she pretends to make a smoothie.

Alonso's pick of the week: THE GATHERING

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Nathan Rabin and Curt Holman; "The Good Dinosaur," "Creed," "Victor Frankenstein," "Partners"

Two of our favorite Atlanta-based film critics join Dave and Alonso to discuss the Thanksgiving releases and a vintage homophobic "classic"; Dave spends much of the episode AWOL to tussle with the West Hollywood parking division. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, and lots of wavy hair like Liberace.

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Curt's DVD pick of the week: RE-ANIMATOR

Nathan's DVD pick of the week: THE HEARTBREAK KID

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Dave and Alonso take a break from Thanksgiving week to dip into two strangely wonderful TV offerings of yore, only one of which includes Cher duetting on "Jingle Bells." Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, and soon Miss Fanny Bright was seated at my side.

If you're in Los Angeles on December 2, don't miss Alonso at A Movie Little Christmas in Tinseltown 2 in the Outfest West Hollywood series.

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"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2," "The Night Before," "Carol," "Truth in Their Eyes," "Flowers," "Summer of Sangaile"

Dave and Alonso are fine with bows and arrows, but they're really enthusiastic about mink coats and cigarettes this week. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, once I had a secret love.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IKIRU

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DROWNING BY NUMBERS

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LKTV 004: Master of None, W/ Bob and David, The Great British Baking Show, The King Family Show: Thanksgiving, Christmas Episodes of The Facts of Life and GI Joe

Dave and Alonso contemplate buildings of bread that have nothing to do with British bakers. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, from now through November 30, purchase all ten Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife episodes for just $14.99.

Dave's pick of the week: "#1 Butt Satisfier"

Alonso's pick of the week: BETTER CALL SAUL

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"Love the Coopers," "By the Sea," "Dangerous Men"

Dave and Alonso talk cupcakes, wine, false eyelashes and Christmas at the Napa Valley Film Festival. Like us on Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, one for Peter, two for Paul.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DANS PARIS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A CHRISTMAS TALE

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LKTV 003: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas TV: Adam-12, 227, Simon & Simon, I Was Impaled; Tori & Dean's Family Thanksgiving

Dave and Alonso start exploring the weird world of Christmas-themed reruns, plus some awkward cooking time with a reality TV sweetheart. And we might not still be down for Supergirl. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, see the man.

Dave's pick of the week: OurTime.com spots

Alonso's pick of the week: SWINGTOWN

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"SPECTRE," "The Peanuts Movie," "Spotlight," "Brooklyn," "Trumbo," "In Jackson Heights," "The Pippi Longstocking Collection"

Dave and Alonso discuss what Frederick Wiseman movies have in common with "Gilmore Girls," the conversational joys of gastric distress and the little Swedish girl who invented punk rock. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, he shot Liberty Valance.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: The films of Frederick Wiseman.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BLACKWATER LIGHTSHIP

And don't forget THE PIPPI LONGSTOCKING COLLECTION

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LKTV 002: Ash vs. Evil Dead, Brain Surgery Live, The Judy Garland Show, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Dave and Alonso look at musical numbers and chainsaws this week, plus an update on Supergirl and The Affair. Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast [at] gmall [dot] com

Dave's pick of the week: SWEET LOVES MILK

Alonso's pick of the week: SPECIAL BULLETIN

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Fifth Anniversary Special with Grae Drake; "Burnt," "Our Brand Is Crisis," "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse," "Love"

Mother Superior of the show Grae Drake joins Dave and Alonso to celebrate our fifth anniversary, along with some great memories sent in by listeners. Oh, and we talk about sous-vides too. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, we sang the songs into the hairbrush and gave Donny and Marie the bum's rush.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DO I SOUND GAY?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EVERLASTING LOVE

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LKTV 001: Supergirl, The Affair, The Grinder, The Muppets, Theresa Checks In, Wendy Williams on Taylor vs. Adele, Which Is Probably Not a Thing

Dave and Alonso take a stab at a NEW podcast, all about the TV they watch every week. Is Supergirl all about ethics in gaming journalism? Do Theresa's kids really not know she's in jail? Is Pacey enough to get Dave to watch a Showtime serial? So much to learn!

Dave's pick of the week: Rashida Jones/Peggy Lipton Verizon ad

Alonso's pick of the week: SENSE8

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Dave and Alonso try to figure out why two women-in-rock movies didn't work, and highlight a fascinating indie you should seek out via streaming. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter & Instagram @linoleumcast, review us on iTunes, El Camino something something Quentin Tarantino.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARTNERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS

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"Crimson Peak," "Goosebumps," "Bridge of Spies," "The Assassin," "Truth," "Beasts of No Nation," "Jane B. par Agnès V."; with trailer editor Bill Neil

Friend of the show Bill Neil from Buddha Jones spills the dirt to Dave and Alonso about how trailers get made in a crowded week for new movies. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, je vais et je viens.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FLIGHT OF THE RED BALLOON

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS

Bill's DVD pick of the week: HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

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"Pan," "Steve Jobs," "Jafar Panahi's Taxi," "Electric Boogaloo," "Fateful Findings"

Dave can barely find the words to describe how terrible the Peter Pan prequel is while Alonso wonders if we should worry about Iran's nuclear program when they can't even stop Jafar Panahi from releasing new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast , leave us an iTunes review, if you're feeling sad and lonely, there's a service I can render.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE WHITE BALLOON

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PETER PAN (2003)

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"The Martian," "The Walk," "Freeheld," "A Christmas Horror Story"

Dave faces off with traffic jerks and theater phone-checkers while Alonso starts his Yuletide celebration early. Review us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, my-yi-yi loooove....

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

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"Stonewall," "Hotel Transylvania 2," "The Green Inferno," "The Intern," "Sicario," "99 Homes," "The Death of Superman Lives"

Dave and Alonso have a lot to unpack about War Horse going to Sesame Street to invent gay rights, plus cannibals and Anne Hathaway. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, skip the light fandango.

Dave's YouTube pick of the week: SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE...

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAIR

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"The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials," "Black Mass," "Everest," "Sleeping with Other People," "The New Girlfriend," "Captive," "90 Minutes in Heaven," "War Room"

Dave and Alonso are back in the same room to talk about machines that buy cell phones and which new movie is MAC AND ME for evangelicals. Leave us a review on iTunes (like Taco Tuesday Weld did), like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instragram @linoleumcast, you've still got that light in your eyes.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DAWN PATROL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PRICK UP YOUR EARS

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Venice 2015 with Peter Debruge: "Spotlight," "Black Mass," "The Danish Girl," "Everest," "A Bigger Splash," "Beasts of No Nation," "Anomalisa," "Janis," "Equals"

Friend of the show and Variety film critic Peter Debruge once again joins Alonso for an episode taped at the Venice Film Festival. They talk about the high-profile contenders for the Golden Lion as well as some smaller films that may make their way to US screens. Like us on Facebook, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, or as we natives say, va subito.

Peter's DVD pick of the week: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (There's supposed to be a new Blu-ray steelbook of all the movies involving SPECTRE coming out this week, but it's nowhere to be found on Amazon.)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: REALITY

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"The Transporter Refueled," "A Walk in the Woods," "Rififi," Wes Craven, Dean Jones

Dave White invites William Bibbiani of The B-Movies Podcast over to eat ribs and lend his horror expertise while Alonso Duralde is out of town. Together, they consider the significance of dry rubs and fear for the life of Nick Nolte.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild Untold Story of Canon Films

Bibbs' DVD Pick of the Week: The People Under the Stairs

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Bonus Episode: All-Mail Review

Dave and Alonso clean out the mailbag and answer letters from you, the listeners. You're welcome. Review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, signed, sealed, delivered.

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"No Escape," "We Are Your Friends," "Z for Zachariah," "Queen of Earth"

It's hot and it's the end of summer, but Dave and Alonso are here to talk about dubstep and thrill-packed xenophobia all the same. Like our Facebook page, leave us a review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on both Twitter and Instagram, little fluffy clouds.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIOR & I

Dave's DVD pick of the week: GLEN CAMPBELL: I'LL BE ME

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"Sinister 2," "Hitman: Agent 47," "American Ultra," "Grandma," "Digging for Fire," "Being Evel"

Dave and Alonso have one of their most vociferous disagreements in an otherwise fairly sluggish week, so pop some popcorn. Like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, ...and cheat at jacks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT

Alonso's DVD/streaming pick of the week: THE LATE SHOW

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"Straight Outta Compton," "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.," "Mistress America"; "Metropolitan" at 25

For Dave and Alonso, life ain't nothin' but green tea and honey. And the films of Greta Gerwig. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, click on our Amazon links when you shop online, they claim it's my city, it's my city they claim.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ELENA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

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"Fantastic Four," "Ricki and the Flash," "The Gift," "Shaun the Sheep," "Diary of a Teenage Girl," "Mr. Holmes"
Dave and Alonso share their thoughts about Meryl Streep's hair choices and the shocking deathbed confession of André Bazin. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a glowing iTunes review, buy our extra episodes, housequake!
 
Dave's streaming pick of the week: A SUMMER'S TALE (CONTE D'ÉTÉ)
 
Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GODS AND MONSTERS
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"Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation," "Vacation," "The End of the Tour," "Best of Enemies," "The Stanford Prison Experiment" redux, "Phoenix," "Listen to Me Marlon," "I Am Chris Farley"; with Joal Ryan

Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram at linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Joal's Streaming Picks of the Week: TIG and GRACE OF MONACO

Dave's Streaming Pick of the Week: THE DAY A PIG FELL INTO A WELL

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: UNFRIENDED

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"Pixels," "Southpaw," "Paper Towns," "The Clock" redux

Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're taken in by the lights.

Dave's streaming pick of the week: TOWN BLOODY HALL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARSTRUCK

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"Ant-Man," "Trainwreck," "Irrational Man," "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence," "Do I Sound Gay?"

Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Facebook page, review us at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, best to take the moment present as a present for the moment.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PATHS OF GLORY

Dave's DVD pick of every week: SUPER TROOPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3

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"Minions," "Self/less," "Tangerine," "Amy," Outfest 2015

Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, invest a dime.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SECONDS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

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"Magic Mike XXL," "Terminator Genisys," "The New Rijksmuseum," "The Third Man"

Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can leave your hat on.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS

Oh, and please go buy our new Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife dedicated to the 1972 screwball classic WHAT'S UP, DOC?

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"Ted 2," "Max," "The Tribe"

Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, he was still awake.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FIVE EASY PIECES

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"Inside Out," "Dope," "The Overnight," "Manglehorn," "Infinitely Polar Bear," "Angst," "Rebels of the Neon God," "Good Men, Good Women"

Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY.

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We ran long this week and didn't do a DVD recap, but Alonso suggests you check out PRINCE AVALANCHE.

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"Jurassic World," "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl," "Live from New York!" "Something Better to Come," "Backfire" (1964)

Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS IN THE BAND

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"Spy," "Insidious: Chapter 3," "Entourage"

Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this is the cow.

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Dave's book pick of the week is THE UNIMAGINABLE LIFE: LESSONS LEARNED ON THE PATH OF LOVE, by Kenny and Julia Loggins

Alonso's DVD pick of the week is SEX AND THE CITY

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"San Andreas," "Aloha," "Gemma Bovery"

Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2. Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook group, follow us @linoleumcast, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MANAKAMANA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JUPITER ASCENDING

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"Tomorrowland," "Poltergeist," "The Human Centipede III (Full Sequence)," "When Marnie Was There," "The Film Critic"

Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and this time it's not my fault.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWNES VAN ZANDT: BE HERE TO LOVE ME

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEET THE ROBINSONS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150523.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:08pm EDT

"Pitch Perfect 2," "Max Max: Fury Road," "Slow West," "In the Name of My Daughter," "Every Secret Thing," "Reality"; with Cracked.com's Jack OBrien

Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, elle est belle et son prénom c'est Bonnie.

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Jack's DVD pick of the week: THE WAY OF THE GUN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACKHAT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ANTONIA'S LINE

See also: Shout Factory's gorgeous new Blu-ray of MAD MAX

Direct download: Linoleum_20150517.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:04pm EDT

"Hot Pursuit," "Far From the Madding Crowd," "The D Train"

Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE NIGHT THEY TOOK MISS BEAUTIFUL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TAMARA DREWE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150507.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EDT

"The Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Iris," "Welcome to Me"

Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

 

Direct download: Linoleum_20150502.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:05pm EDT

"The Age of Adaline," "Dior and I," "Little Boy," "The Water Diviner"

Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI

Direct download: Linoleum_20150427.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:34pm EDT

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," "Unfriended," "True Story," "Child 44," "Monkey Kingdom"

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Direct download: Linoleum_20150419.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

"The Longest Ride," "Ex Machina," "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Real Genius"

Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL

Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150411.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:00am EDT

"Furious 7," "Woman in Gold," "White God"

Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150403.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:57pm EDT

"Get Hard," "Home," "While We're Young," "Danny Collins"; with Louis Virtel (COMPLETE)

The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

 

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

 

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

 

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

 

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Direct download: Linoleum_20150329_rev.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

"Insurgent," "Do You Believe?", "It Follows," "The Gunman," "3 Hearts," "Can't Stand Losing You: Surviving the Police," RIP Richard Glatzer

Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Direct download: Linoleum_20150322.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:52pm EDT

"Cinderella," "Run All Night," "The Cobbler"

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Direct download: Linoleum_20150315.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

"Chappie," "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "Unfinished Business"; RIP David Maysles

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150307.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

"Focus," "The Lazarus Effect," "Maps to the Stars," "Queen and Country"

Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.

Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150301.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:42pm EDT

"Hot Tub Time Machine 2," "The DUFF," "McFarland, USA," "Wild Tales," "Drunktown's Finest," and Round Two on "The Last Five Years"; with Inkoo Kang

Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.

Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE

Direct download: Linoleum_20150221.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:44pm EDT

"Fifty Shades of Grey," "Kingsman: The Secret Service," "What We Do in the Shadows," "The Last Five Years"

It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150213.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:26pm EDT

"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water," "Jupiter Ascending," "Seventh Son," "Black or White"

This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150208.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

"Project Almanac," "The Loft," "Wild Card"; Letters

Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS

Direct download: Linoleum_20150201.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 7:31pm EDT

Sundance 2015, "The Boy Next Door," "Strange Magic," "Mortdecai," "Mommy"

Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies

Like our Facebook page, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), follow us @linoleumcast, but now he's busy keeping all of the boys away.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150125.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:36am EDT

"Blackhat," "Paddington," "The Wedding Ringer," "Appropriate Behavior," "Earth Girls Are Easy"

Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM www.amazon.com/Mr-Magoriums-Wonder-Emporium-Blu-ray/dp/B00128VA6C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20150118.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 7:47pm EDT

Best of 2014 with Manohla Dargis, Peter Debruge, Robert Abele; also, "Taken 3"

Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE www.amazon.com/Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray-Julianne-Moore/dp/B00NMUCLDO/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IDENTICAL www.amazon.com/Identical-Blu-Ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B00OHLR7BS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20150111.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:54pm EDT

Worst Movies of 2014; plus "Big Eyes," "The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death," "A Most Violent Year," "Mr. Turner," "Two Days, One Night"

Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150105.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:55pm EDT

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