Linoleum Knife

Dave and Alonso wind up having lots to say, even though we're in the relative doldrums of August. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, highways jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MAKO: JAWS OF DEATH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WITCHES

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Dave and Alonso experience surprise and disappointment, so it's a whole emotional roller coaster. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, bubble-gum bubbles keep my heart from feelin' heavy and crying.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TRANSIT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LONG SHOT

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Dave and Alonso cover new movies from the intense to the silly this week, and get some interesting listener mail about Tarantino. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, they sprinkled moondust in your hair.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: RAINER WERNER FASSBINDER'S THE BRD TRILOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3 FACES

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Dave and Alonso have a ton to say about the latest from Quentin Tarantino (no spoilers until the very end) and also suggest Kathy Griffin's provocative new documentary/concert film. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, hot August nights.

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Dave and Alonso welcome Bran, Panda and Dan from the Deck the Hallmark podcast to discuss those popular Christmas movies that drive Dave up the wall. We also talk about forbidden childhood television, find the metaphors in The Bachelorette, and attempt to explain McGee and Me!

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Dave and Alonso talk Outfest, singing felines and upsetting arthouse films. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, meow meow meow meow.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: MOTHRA

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Dive into the queer future of the Silver Age’s Legion of Super Heroes, at the club house of the 30th century's premiere polymorphous-perverse teen age party scene. Join us as we fantasize about Superboy's super boyfriends: Cosmic Boy, Ultra Boy, Element Lad, Lightning Lad, Matter Eater Lad, and many more! Also: let's talk about our newfound love for Lana Lang!

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Dave and Alonso do some catch-up on a week with only one certifiable stinker. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's nothing to it.

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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE

Dave's DVD (if you can find it) of the week: ALLIGATOR

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Caroline and Kevin from the Good Christian Fun podcast to discuss two movies about Americans who get into trouble while touring Europe. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, come to me I know you well.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DUMB GIRL OF PORTICI

Alonso's pick of the week: FAST COLOR

Caroline's pick of the week: VELVET BUZZSAW

Kevin's pick of the week: THE DIRECTOR AND THE JEDI

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Dave and Alonso have their minds blown by a 65-year-old movie, ask questions about a 35-year-old one, and kinda yawn at the new stuff. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, all the world is birthday cake.

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ORDET is streaming on the Criterion Channel. 

WEIRD SCIENCE comes out on Blu-ray July 23 from Arrow Video.

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Dave and Alonso have a Forky encounter. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, when we shoot the curl we really shoot the curl.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE LAST OF MRS. CHEYNEY

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: SWING TIME

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Thunder is Black Lightning's queer daughter, and we are here to tell you about the early 2000's Outsiders comics she comes from, and how great she is on the CW's current TV show! ALSO: Johnny and Alex discuss recent mutant deaths, and the gayness of Captain America's butt in Avengers: Endgame.

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Dave and Alonso disagree quite a bit this week, but they've got the same favorite among the seven films reviewed. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork.

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Streaming pick of the week: BATHTUBS OVER BROADWAY

DVD pick of the week: SUPERFLY (2018)

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Dave and Alonso spent the weekend trapped in their neighborhood because of Pride, so they spent much of the episode discussing classics you can watch at home. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, only thing to do is jump over the moon.

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Streaming/DVD/Blu-ray picks: La Belle Noiseuse, Dracula AD 1972, Our Betters, Portrait in Black

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Shall we play a GAYme? Johnnie Jungleguts is joined by Bryatt Bryant on a wide-ranging discussion of playing video games in a queer way, talking about Final Fantasy, The Last of Us, Streets of Rage 2, Mario Bros., Dream Daddy, Tekken and the Capcom fighting games! Also, Professor Xtra (who hates video games) joins for a little discussion of his favorite D&D characters. Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso love some monsters, of many shapes and sizes, and we announce the winner of our BOOM! essay contest. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, if you choose to you can live your life alone.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Baume (Sewers of Paris, Queens of Adventure, Culture Cruise) to discuss why straight guys maybe shouldn't be allowed to direct musicals. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, shimmering splendor.

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Dave and Alonso welcome screenwriter-actress-director Guinevere Turner to discuss her latest film Charlie Says, then they start digressing into candle-related jokes about the new Keanu Reeves action epic. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I got some aspirin down at United Drug.

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"Hey, who's the new kid in Riverdale, Archie?" "Why, that's Kevin, Veronica...and HE'S GAY!" "Tell me more!" Johnny and Prof Xtra visit Kevin Keller, that All-American Teen who just happens to be gay! Created by cartoonist Dan Parent, Kevin Keller lives in the contemporary comics of the Archieverse, appears on the TV show Riverdale -- and someday he will be president of all of us!

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Pokémon expert Johnnie JungleGuts, who helps them make head or lightning-shooting tail out of that Pikachu movie. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, let the rhythm move you.

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Dave & Alonso's Blu-ray pre-order of the week: BOOM!

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Dave and Alonso are in love with a rom-com but less enamored of a not-crazy-enough home-invasion movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, pease pudding and saveloys.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IN A LONELY PLACE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times for this special episode to discuss some legends of "off-Hollywood" cinema we have lost in recent months. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, your face so pretty.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by the one, the only Elliott Kalan (The Flop House, MST3K, The Daily Show, Horse Meets Dog, The Fake News with Ted Nelms) to go into great detail about all three hours of the most successful superhero movie ever. We were originally gonna talk about some other movies, but oops. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I've got angst in my pants.

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Storm is a thief, goddess, headmistress, queen and GAY ICON! Joined by Tavia Nyong'o, Yale Professor and author of Afro-Fabulations: The Queer Drama of Black Life, Johnny and Prof Xtra discuss Ororo Munroe, our favorite leader of the X-Men, during her Mohawk periods in the 1980s and 2010s, and the artists, writers, and actors who've done her right...and wrong.  Also: what about Wakanda?

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Dave and Alonso have mixed feelings about the big horror movie but are much more enthusiastic about the week's three women-directed films. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, urp!

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LE BONHEUR

Alonso's streaming pick of the week: MISS STEVENS

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Meet The Movement, legendary comics writer Gail Simone's QPOC community organizer superhero team whose remarkable (and short-lived) series was published by DC Comics, from 2013-14. Johnny and Prof Xtra also explore Simone's landmark "Women in Refrigerators." And they talk about John Byrne's penis -- the one he drew in an issue of Next Men, geez!

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Dave and Alonso review female-centric females of varying degrees of quality, and they return to the Make Me well. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I got my Hush Puppies on.

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Dave's streaming picks of the week: OVID.TV and Touki Bouki on THE CRITERION CHANNEL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOWL

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Dave and Alonso cover a cavalcade of new movies, from superheroes to international arthouse auteurs. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave 'em hanging on the li-ine.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: 35 SHOTS OF RUM

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GLORIA

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Was 2013’s Young Avengers the QUEEREST Marvel comic of ALL TIME?!? Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof Xtra revisit Wiccan and Hulkling’s gay love that conquers all, Miss America Chavez’s mysterious LatinX lesbianism, Prodigy’s awkward (and problematic?) coming out, Kid Loki’s pansexuality, and Marvel Boy’s experimental phase!  The conversation is spirited, as Alex gets swept up in Jamie McKelvie and Kieron Gillen’s millennial take on the Young Avengers, and Johnny (an actual millennial) responds with a side-eye! Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso discuss new movies, remember a cinema legend, celebrate a 90s classic, and offer suggestions for Transgender Day of Visibility movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, now these shoes fit all too well.

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Transgender Day of Visibility titles: Tangerine, Prodigal Sons, Assassination Nation, Drunktown's Finest, Ma Vie en Rose, Gun Hill Road, Paris Is Burning, The Matrix

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Dave and Alonso continue the catching-up, with Jordan Peele's anticipated new movie and some foreign titles you might have missed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, in a stupid-ass way.

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Our streaming pick of the week: SCOTT WALKER: 3OTH CENTURY MAN

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Dave and Alonso return following the latter's week-long laryngitis. (And we promise to catch up with US in the next few days.) Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I'm bound to roam.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHRONICLE OF ANNA MAGDALENA BACH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

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The “fabulous secret powers” of iconic 1980’s muscle queen He-Man (and his queer-coded nemesis Skeletor) are the subject of this very special episode guest starring Danny Randell, gay toy designer and lifelong Eternia stan!! Listen as Johnny and Alex get into it with the harness-wearing, fur-bikini’d, roid-raging Masters of the Universe! Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by the hilarious Louis Virtel, who tells all about working this year's Academy Awards red carpet, plus it's a week where we get to talk about Tyler Perry AND Isabelle Huppert. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'm laughin' again.

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Louis' DVD pick of the week: AT ETERNITY'S GATE

Dave's streaming pick of the week: FROM WHAT IS BEFORE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND

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Dave and Alonso haven't seen the week's big new movie, and aren't going to talk Oscars, so here's a special featuring two of the shows normally available only to Patreon subscribers: LKTV, a podcast of the television, and Linoleum Knife & Fork, a podcast of the food (aka a food podcast hosted by two film critics). A range of topics, from violent vegans to the Lifetime Olivia Newton-John biopic, is covered.

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Dave and Alonso discuss French movies and a better-than-expected sequel. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, keep that breathless charm.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LA RÉGION CENTRALE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 1985

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With a new TV show on the horizon, Batwoman is the most prominent Lesbian superhero in contemporary comics!  OR IS SHE? Johnny and the Prof do some detective work, tracing the character's history, from her debut in the 1950's, to her most recent incarnation as a sexy Sapphic spy in DC's ongoing Batwoman (2017) by Marguerite Bennet.  GET READY FOR A SURPRISE ENDING! ALSO: how did Iceman, and the Super Gays, spend their holidays? FIND OUT! Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso are bummed out by this week's crop of sequels and remakes. And they discuss the whole Liam Neeson thing. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, this song's gonna get stuck inside your head.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: YOUNG MR. LINCOLN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SISTERS BROTHERS

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Dave and Alonso sift through the meager early-February offerings and answer a letter from a "Green Book" fan. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, baby shark.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWARDS MATHILDE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS

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Dave and Alonso do a mini-episode where they spill the beans about the year's two big spoilery movies, along with Escape Room and Replicas. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, walkin' on walkin' on broken glass.

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Dave and Alonso plod through January releases (but avoid spoilers) and get caught up on an Oscar nominee (which they spoil a bit). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you crack me up.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: EN EL SÉPTIMO DÍA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAUREL & HARDY: THE ESSENTIAL COLLECTION

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap), Peter Debruge (Variety) and Manohla Dargis (NYT) for a look back at 2018. After a discussion of "Green Book" and Netflix, we offer lots of recommendations of smaller films from last year you might have missed -- grab a pen. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, do the tighten up.

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Welcome to Super Gay! In this episode, co-hosts Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof. Xtra discuss their favorite queer comics of 2018, including Aquicorn Cove, Assassinistas, The Brat, West Coast Avengers, Uncanny X-Men and Wonder Woman!  Witness the unbridled enthusiasm for the gay designs of comics artist Luciano Vecchio!  Hear the heartfelt gay love for My Hero Academia! And thrill to the queer call for a better future in comics fandom and beyond!  Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso bounce back from a week of cold season with some more catching-up and one dog of a new release. Plus Alonso reports on the annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards dinner. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, James Brown James Brown.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SKATE KITCHEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LASSIE (2005)

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Dave and Alonso return with a new few releases and a lot of year-end catch-up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, just as soon as they turn blue.

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