Dave and Alonso present their annual SUPER-LONG episode, including LKTV and Linoleum Knife & Fork, two shows usually available only to their Patreon subscribers, so maybe you should become one.

On Linoleum Knife, they discuss "Crazy Rich Asians," "BlacKkKlansman," "The Happytime Murders," "Support the Girls," "Papillon," "The Bookshop," "Nico 1988," and "Wilford Graves Full Mantis."

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZAMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SMASHING TIME

LKTV sees our hosts joined by guests Aaron Aldorisio and Brian Murray, who discuss reality TV shows that are tacky ("Hollywood Love Story," "Shahs of Sunset") and big-hearted ("Born This Way"), while Alonso discusses made-for-TV movies "Santa Jaws" and "Season for Love."

Finally, the podcast of the good looks at new products (including the totally tubular breakfast cereal Blasted Shreds), the dark secret of Skittles flavoring, and that time the federal government tried to replace migrant farm workers with high-school athletes.

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Dave and Alonso do some post-vacation catching up while also trying to figure out how to work their brand-new laptop. Patience. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave us a five-star review (and subscribe) on Apple Podcasts, come as you are or don't come at all.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WINNIE THE POOH (2011)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SOME GIRLS (1988)

Dave and Alonso contend with Twitter film snobs and wonder if a mustache can be a performance. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and I have been waiting.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL

Dave and Alonso remember Jonathan Gold and consider a Vertigo/La Belle et la Bête sequel-crossover. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and then we'd be happy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SHOES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BUDDIES

Dave and Alonso were going to do a whole catch-up episode to celebrate the repair of Alonso's laptop, but they wound up eating almost an entire hour on the ABBA sequel alone. So the catch-up will be caught-up soon. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I just couldn't help it.

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Dave and Alonso have thoughts about Scarlett Johansson, Boots Riley and Marisa Tomei. And oh, the heat. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, come into my head.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A CIAMBRA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LEAN ON PETE

Dave and Alonso learn about basketball, gripe about political tone-deafness and rave about a great new movie from a filmmaker who doesn't get to work nearly often enough. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I wouldn't give you up.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE DOUBLE LIFE OF VÉRONIQUE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AMERICAN SOCIALIST: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF EUGENE VICTOR DEBS

Dave and Alonso discuss a good movie you might have missed and some duds you might have endured. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SIX FILMS BY NIKOLAUS GEYRHALTER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEMALE TROUBLE

Dave and Alonso weather Gay Pride down the street to talk about the new thriller everyone's fighting about. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's such a happy feeling, you're glowing inside.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: STRAUB-HUILLET ON FILMSTRUCK

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WILSON