For Dave and Alonso, life ain't nothin' but green tea and honey. And the films of Greta Gerwig. Like our Facebook page, follow on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, click on our Amazon links when you shop online, they claim it's my city, it's my city they claim.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ELENA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY

Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram at linoleumcast, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Joal's Streaming Picks of the Week: TIG and GRACE OF MONACO

Dave's Streaming Pick of the Week: THE DAY A PIG FELL INTO A WELL

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: UNFRIENDED

Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're taken in by the lights.

Dave's streaming pick of the week: TOWN BLOODY HALL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARSTRUCK

Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Facebook page, review us at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, best to take the moment present as a present for the moment.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PATHS OF GLORY

Dave's DVD pick of every week: SUPER TROOPERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 3

Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, invest a dime.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SECONDS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can leave your hat on.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS

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Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, he was still awake.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FIVE EASY PIECES

Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, everybody EVERYBODY.

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We ran long this week and didn't do a DVD recap, but Alonso suggests you check out PRINCE AVALANCHE.

Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, U-U-U-Utah Saints.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FOX AND HIS FRIENDS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOYS IN THE BAND