Dave and Alonso are in love with love stories and less so with yet another British historical drama. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Join our club, won't you?

This is on Blu-ray: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

And so is this: WON TON TON: THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD

Dave and Alonso discuss boom tubes and Christmas let-downs. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if I could make you see.

Join our club, won't you?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOOK OF LIFE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AQUARIUS

Dave and Alonso rave over Greta Gerwig's coming-of-age tale and wish that Godiva had a line of murder-mystery–themed chocolates. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, I see that starlight look in your eyes.

Join our club, won't you?

Dave's DVD pick of the week: 20TH CENTURY WOMEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Dave and Alonso (who's hoarse) celebrate the show's seventh anniversary with superheroes and Christmas. What else. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and though you're miles and miles away I see you every day.

Join our club, won't you?

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PHANTASM FIVE-MOVIE COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PERSONAL SHOPPER