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"Chappie," "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "Unfinished Business"; RIP David Maysles

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK

Direct download: Linoleum_20150307.m4a
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"Focus," "The Lazarus Effect," "Maps to the Stars," "Queen and Country"

Dave and Alonso read a heartfelt letter, but also digress about root beer floats and science pizza; also, Alonso breaks the tie on "The DUFF." Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, bang bang seat of my car.

Dave's DVD picks of the week: PICKPOCKET and PATHOLOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TROUBLE IN PARADISE

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"Hot Tub Time Machine 2," "The DUFF," "McFarland, USA," "Wild Tales," "Drunktown's Finest," and Round Two on "The Last Five Years"; with Inkoo Kang

Dave and Alonso don't want to talk about the stupid Oscars, so they invited Inkoo Kang of TheWrap and Village Voice back on to argue about movies where she had a totally different opinion from the hosts. And there are chocolate muffins. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, seven years went under the bridge and now it's fading fast.

Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: BEYOND THE LIGHTS

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WATERSHIP DOWN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DANGEROUSLY CLOSE

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:44pm PDT

"Fifty Shades of Grey," "Kingsman: The Secret Service," "What We Do in the Shadows," "The Last Five Years"

It's a holiday weekend with an eagerly-anticipated big movie, so Dave and Alonso recorded early. There was still time to talk about candy. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, and you.

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Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: BELLE DE JOUR

Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: CULT OF THE DAMNED (aka ANGEL, ANGEL, DOWN WE GO) P.S. Alonso said "Christopher Jones" when he meant "Jordan Christopher," and he's pretty sure he's not the first person to confuse the two.

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"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water," "Jupiter Ascending," "Seventh Son," "Black or White"

This week, Dave and Alonso review films that are brilliant, ridiculous, and abhorrent and explain why you need to see all of them. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, I'm tryin'ta freak you on the floor.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: RACE FOR YOUR LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STRAY DOGS

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"Project Almanac," "The Loft," "Wild Card"; Letters

Dave and Alonso don't have much in the way of new movies to discuss, what with the Super Bowl this weekend, so we get caught up on letters and such. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group), follow us @linoleumcast, sounds like a case of sabotage.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: DEAR WHITE PEOPLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOYS

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Sundance 2015, "The Boy Next Door," "Strange Magic," "Mortdecai," "Mommy"

Alonso is in Park City, Utah, for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, and William Bibbiani is there to compare notes about the movies they watched in a ski town, in addition to the week's new movies. Dave, meanwhile, swapped places with Bibbs and co-hosted this week's B-Movies Podcast: http://www.craveonline.com/film/articles/815135-b-movies-podcast-206-mothers-cookies

Like our Facebook page, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), follow us @linoleumcast, but now he's busy keeping all of the boys away.

Direct download: Linoleum_20150125.m4a
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"Blackhat," "Paddington," "The Wedding Ringer," "Appropriate Behavior," "Earth Girls Are Easy"

Dave and Alonso soldier on through cassette snarls, hunger, and exhaustion to bring you deep discussion about marmalade and Angelyne. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DROP www.amazon.com/Drop-Blu-ray-James-Gandolfini/dp/B00PLYTKB0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM www.amazon.com/Mr-Magoriums-Wonder-Emporium-Blu-ray/dp/B00128VA6C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20150118.m4a
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Best of 2014 with Manohla Dargis, Peter Debruge, Robert Abele; also, "Taken 3"

Manohla Dargis (The New York Times), Peter Debruge (Variety), and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) join Dave and Alonso to discuss the best films of 2014, but in the way these conversations tend to do, things go in interesting and unexpected directions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, S Club gonna show you how.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SAFE www.amazon.com/Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray-Julianne-Moore/dp/B00NMUCLDO/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IDENTICAL www.amazon.com/Identical-Blu-Ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B00OHLR7BS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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Worst Movies of 2014; plus "Big Eyes," "The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death," "A Most Violent Year," "Mr. Turner," "Two Days, One Night"

Dave and Alonso have recovered from the holidays so they can discuss Ham Sweats, Reagan-era fashions and surplus booze. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly.

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"Into the Woods," "Unbroken," "Selma," "American Sniper"

Dave & Alonso finish up the year with a musical and three docudramas that have varying fidelity to their true stories. Also we announce the winners of our essay contests! Like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, we'll take a cup of kindness yet.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAMP www.amazon.com/Camp-Daniel-Letterle/dp/B0000VV4MW/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE KUNG FU INSTRUCTOR www.amazon.com/The-Kung-Fu-Instructor/dp/B000FAIKQG/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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Leonard Maltin; "The Interview," "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies," "Annie," "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb"

The legendary Leonard Maltin joins Dave and Alonso to share parenting tips (show them musicals, early and often) and "Gremlins" karma. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, visit linoleum-knife.com, it's gotta be a rose 'cause it rhymes with Mose.

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Leonard's DVD pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189&pa=PRF-TCM-100189

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST http://www.criterion.com/films/612-the-last-temptation-of-christ?q=autocomplete

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAIL MARY www.amazon.com/Hail-Mary-Blu-ray-Myriem-Roussel/dp/B00G9YZ6V4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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Film critic Inkoo Kang (TheWrap, indieWIRE, Village Voice, LA Times) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss booze and cookies, among other topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, buy our merch, bust a move.

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Inkoo's DVD pick of the week: CALVARY www.amazon.com/Calvary-Blu-ray/dp/B00N9KD460/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE COUNSELOR www.amazon.com/Counselor-Unrated-Extended-Cut-Blu-ray/dp/B00HF98SY4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE www.amazon.com/Slaughterhouse-Five-Michael-Sacks/dp/B0001FVDGY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Wild," "The Pyramid," "Still Alice," "Life Partners"

Dave and Alonso discuss hiking, end-of-life issues and history's most scandalous lunch break with their usual sensitivity. Like us on Facebook (and join our discussion group), follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, subscribe to our YouTube channel and iTunes feed, buy our stuff, just get a bob-tailed nag.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZIEGFELD GIRL www.amazon.com/Ziegfeld-Girl-James-Stewart/dp/B0001DCYUK/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: AWAY FROM HER www.amazon.com/Away-Her-Julie-Christie/dp/B000T5O48A/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Penguins of Madagascar," "Horrible Bosses 2," "The Imitation Game"

Dave and Alonso like one of Benedict Cumberbatch's new movies more than the other, ahd you might not guess which. Buy our stuff. Happy Holidays. Like our Facebook page (and join our Facebook group page), follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube page, subscribe and leave us a nice review on iTunes, only a hippopotamus will do.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS www.amazon.com/Fear-Parents-Carpet-Double-Feature/dp/B000C65YRQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAST SUMMER www.amazon.com/Last-Summer-Samuel-Pettit/dp/B00O5A099S/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1," "Happy Valley," "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"

Not a whole lot of new movies this week, so Dave and Alonso get caught up on listener mail and promote our many wonderful products including Alonso's book HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE CHRISTMAS ($20), our T-shirts ($20) and our extra episodes ($1.99), including the freshly-recorded one about the 1959 SANTA CLAUS. Just PayPal us at linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com.

And while you're at it, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our YouTube channel and check out our Listener Group page on Facebook. Don we now our gay apparel.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: JEALOUSY www.amazon.com/Jealousy-Louis-Garrel/dp/B00OBQ9P3C/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LES BLANK: ALWAYS FOR PLEASURE www.amazon.com/Blank-Always-Pleasure-Blu-ray/dp/B00MRKX9U4/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Alonso's other DVD pick of the week: MST3K: THE TURKEY DAY COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-Limited-/dp/B00MIA0LO0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141123.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:28pm PDT

"Dumb & Dumber To," "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas," "Foxcatcher," "Rosewater," "Beyond the Lights," "National Gallery" with guest Chris Lavoie

Special guest Chris Lavoie ("Producer Chris" of The Stephanie Miller Show) joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Martha Stewart's bedsheets, Kirk Cameron's refrigerators, and other pressing topics. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, order books and shirts and stuff from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, you ain't ever gonna fly.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STORE http://www.zipporah.com/films/19Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: REMEMBER THE NIGHT http://shop.tcm.com/detail.php?p=712209&ecid=PRF-TCM-100189
Chris' streaming pick of the week: THREE WOMEN http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/60036707?strkid=1218407445_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=60036707 www.amazon.com/3-Women-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B0056ANHCM/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Interstellar," "Big Hero 6," "The Theory of Everything," "A Merry Friggin' Christmas," "Why Don't You Play in Hell?"

Dave and Alonso debate Christopher Nolan's (without spoilers) and gird themselves for the new Kirk Cameron joint by watching the loony "Last Ounce of Courage." Oh, and the one they couldn't remember was "Clue." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy Alonso's Christmas book or a T-shirt or other merch by PayPal-ing us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, and if it rains we'll let it.

Dave's DVD Pick of the Week: ABUSE OF WEAKNESS: www.amazon.com/Abuse-Weakness-Isabelle-Huppert/dp/B00MFZ62BY/?tag=alonsoduralde-20
Alonso's DVD Pick of the Week: I AM SANTA CLAUS: www.amazon.com/Am-Santa-Claus-Mick-Foley/dp/B00N31E176/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Stream WHY DON'T YOU PLAY IN HELL?: www.amazon.com/Why-Dont-You-Play-Hell/dp/B00O9SEJE2/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Nightcrawler," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "Goodbye to Language 3D," "Force Majeure"

This week, Dave and Alonso are all about JLG (Jean-Luc Godard) and JG (Jake Gyllenhaal). Plus exciting Christmas news! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave a nice review) at iTunes, on the edge and on the avenue.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STANLEY KUBRICK: THE MASTERPIECE COLLECTION www.amazon.com/Stanley-Kubrick-Masterpiece-Collection-Exclusive/dp/B00M7F47F0/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SANTA CLAUS www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Collectors-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B005L2EOLS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Ouija," "John Wick," "Birdman," "Citizenfour," "The Tale of Princess Kaguya"

Horror expert and "Bitches" playwright-director Sean Abley pops by to argue (and occasionally agree) with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), it was a graveyard smash.

Alonso's DVD pick: THE COMPLETE JACQUES TATI www.amazon.com/Complete-Jacques-Tati-Blu-ray/dp/B00LUSUWSQ/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick: BLACK SABBATH www.amazon.com/Black-Sabbath-Michèle-Mercier/dp/B00AGKH714/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Sean's DVD pick: MARTYRS www.amazon.com/Martyrs-Unrated-Catherine-Begin/dp/B001MEJY8W/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

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"Fury," "Dear White People," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Whiplash," "Left Behind," "St. Vincent," "Kill the Messenger"

Dave and Alonso continue to catch up on movies they missed while they were out of town, including a disappointingly non-bonkers Bible movie starring a usually reliably histrionic actor. Like our Facebook page, follow us on @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe for free), it's hard to tell you how I feel without hurting you.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SCHOOL DAZE www.amazon.com/School-Daze-Laurence-Fishburne/dp/B000051YMS/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY www.amazon.com/Norte-End-History/dp/B00NHPM1ZC/?tag=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20141019.m4a
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Rachel True ("Sharknado 2") and Robert Abele (LA Times); "Gone Girl," "Dracula Untold," "Annabelle," "Alexander...Very Bad Day," RIP Jan Hooks

Dave and Alonso are back from Spain, and Rachel True from "The Craft" would like to know how they are, among other things. And she and Robert Abele join us for a spoiler-filled discussion of "Gone Girl" that's at the very end so you can skip it if you're not ready for it yet. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave a review), little fluffy clouds.

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Special: Alonso Chats with Fernando Duralde, M.D.

Dave wants to enjoy his vacation in the Canary Islands, so Alonso interviews his brother Fernando Duralde, MD, about his family's shared love of movies, the old-Hollywood revival at Harvard in the early 1970s, and other matters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleum cast, visit linoleum-knife.com, we could have made it groovy.

Direct download: Linoleum_20141004.m4a
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Dave and Alonso explain why "Taken" is this generation's "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" and explain why trailers can't always be trusted. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a review on iTunes, all the feelings denied, blood on your fist.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140927.m4a
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"The Maze Runner," "This Is Where I Leave You," "A Walk Among the Tombstones," "Tusk," "Space Station 76," "Reclaim"

Alonso's eye hurts, but he and Dave still have plenty to say about movie stars who can't convincingly wash dishes and death by "Footloose." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our new YouTube channel, buy our stuff, no wise man has the power.

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"No Good Deed," "Dolphin Tale 2," "Atlas Shrugged III: Who Is John Galt?", "The Drop," "The Skeleton Twins," "My Old Lady,"' "Wetlands," "Stray Dogs"

Dennis Hensley of the Dennis, Anyone? podcast joins Dave and Alonso to discuss undiscovered Dairy Queens and to launch the "Two Fins Up!" craze that will no doubt be sweeping the nation. There might also be a surprise appearance from another friend of the show. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our merch, I'm fascinated by your love boy.

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Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Belle & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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We Need to Talk About "The Identical," plus "God Help the Girl" and "Frontera"

Dave and Alonso devote most of this post–Labor Day episode to one of those bad movies that make you call all your friends so that they don't miss it. Also, Alonso might get Bell & Sebastian confused with Everything But the Girl. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, Nashville Tonight!

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140906.m4a
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From Venice: "Birdman," "The November Man," "The Congress," "As Above, So Below," "Starred Up," with Peter Debruge

Alonso is at the Venice Film Festival (sorry about the audio) and Variety's chief international film critic joins him to discuss the new movies at the festival and the Labor Day movies opening in theaters. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts and special episodes, say nice things about us on iTunes, it's not so wrong to be human after all.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140828.m4a
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"If I Stay," "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For," "Love Is Strange," "When the Game Stands Tall," "The One I Love," Listener Mail

Dave and Alonso post their Longest. Episode. Ever. mainly due to reading all their backlogged listener mail. But then Dave completely forgets one of the new movies until well into hour two. If you listen to this one in chunks, we won't be offended. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and please leave us a positive review on iTunes, where you can also subscribe for free. Lookin' good, hangin' with the wild bunch.

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RIP Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, Menahem Golan; "Let's Be Cops," "The Expendables 3," "The Giver," "The Trip to Italy," "What If"; with "Wizard Wars" host Ellen Fox

Ellen Fox (of SyFy's "Wizard Wars" and formerly of "The Rotten Tomatoes Show") joins Dave and Alonso to discuss the film legends we lost this week and why the new Steve Coogan movie is like mumblecore done right. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, call me in and call me out and I'll be waiting for the shout.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140817.m4a
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Schmoes Know; "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," "The Hundred-Foot Journey," "Step Up: All In," "Into the Storm," "Deepsea Challenge 3D"

Schmoes Know hosts Mark Ellis and Kristian Harloff join Dave and Alonso to talk about hushing rude movie patrons, the glory days of Phoebe Cates, and dancing in Space-France. Follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe) at iTunes, buy a shirt and an extra episode, we're coming out of our shells.

Kristian @KristianHarloff
Mark @5150ellis
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"Guardians of the Galaxy," "Get On Up," "A Most Wanted Man," "Alive Inside," "Calvary," "Child of God"

Dave and Alonso talk about Harvey Comics and pause a lot while Alonso tells Dave spoilers and such. Buy shirts! Buy extra episodes! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, I'm fascinated.

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"Lucy," "Hercules," "And So It Goes," "Magic in the Moonlight," "Happy Christmas," "Persecuted," "Closed Curtain"

Dave and Alonso talk about Comic-Con, Jafar Panahi, the Honey Badger of movie publicists, and Nia Vardalos (with whom they are on a strictly first-name-last-name basis). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a T-shirt and the "Josie and the Pussycats" extra episode, turn the beat around.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140727.m4a
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"The Purge: Anarchy," "Planes: Fire & Rescue," "Sex Tape," "A Summer's Tale"

Alonso being swamped with Outfest equals Dave having to talk about movies on his own equals more time for listener mail! Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review!) on iTunes, I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed.

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"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," "Boyhood," "Manakamana"

Dave drags Alonso to an ethnographic film set on a cable-car in Nepal; hilarity ensues. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our shirts ($20) and extra episodes ($1.99 each) with a PayPal to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, once again around the dance floor.

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"Tammy," "Deliver Us from Evil," "Earth to Echo," "Life Itself," "Snowpiercer," "Venus in Fur," RIP Paul Mazursky

Dave and Alonso discuss death and mattresses. Also, movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes. PayPal linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts ($20, plus non-US shipping) and Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife ($1.99 per episode), I hear the cottonwoods whisperin' above.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140706.m4a
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"Transformers: Age of Exctinction," "Begin Again," "Yves Saint Laurent," "They Came Together," "Citizen Koch"

Dave and Alonso's respective musical tastes explain why each one likes a relatively indefensible movie. Also, they went to a drive-in. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and buy our stuff: PayPal $20 to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com to pre-order a T-shirt or PayPal $1.99 each for any or all of our extra movie-discussion episodes. Don't go for second-best, baby.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140629.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:16pm PDT

"Brutal Youth" author Anthony Breznican, "Think Like a Man Too," "Jersey Boys," "Obvious Child"

Novelist and Entertainment Weekly senior writer Anthony Breznican joins Dave and Alonso to talk about high-school misery and to wonder what the hell Clint Eastwood was thinking. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for T-shirts and extra episodes, you'd be like heaven to touch.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140622.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:05pm PDT

"22 Jump Street," "How to Train Your Dragon 2," "The Signal," "Night Moves," "Hellion"

Dave and Alonso discuss their favorite Scientologist and explain how one man's "meta-homophobia" is another man's "straight-up gay." Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, ladies, have you ever had a man go away on business come back with a tan?

Direct download: Linoleum_20140615.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:08pm PDT

"The Fault in Our Stars," "Edge of Tomorrow," "The Sacrament," "The Case Against 8," "Test," "Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia," "The Normal Heart"

Dave and Alonso realized after taping this week's episode that they had forgotten to review "Night Moves" (which they'll cover next week, honest) but in the meantime they have plenty to say about teenage death indulgence and Tom Cruise time-loops. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, something tells me I'm into something good.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140608.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:48pm PDT

"Maleficent," "A Million Ways to Die in the West," "We Are the Best!"

Curt Holman of Creative Loafing/Atlanta joins Dave and Alonso (in their first-ever podcast recorded outside their house) to discuss Swedish punks, round-face Western heroes and Disney revenge fantasies. Subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, check out linoleum-knife.com, hypnotize, oo!

On this episode, find out how to win a copy of our sponsor's book THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING  YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Or just buy one at http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by Focal Press, publishers of WRITE TO TV: OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND ONTO THE SCREEN by Martie Cook. http://amzn.to/RT5Djj

Direct download: Linoleum_20140601.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am PDT

"X-Men: Days of Future Past," "Blended," "Words and Pictures"

Dave and Alonso make up new mutants (Swiffer! Chapstick!) to ease the pain of enduring another Adam Sandler joint. Subscribe (and leave us a review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our swag, it's called a dance floor and here's what it's for.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140525.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:58pm PDT

"Godzilla" (2014), "Million Dollar Arm," "Fed Up," "God's Pocket"

If anyone can map a course from Gojira to Bresson, it's Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, order a T-shirt or commentary track from linoleumpodcast [at] gmail [dot] com, everyone's a winner, baby.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140518.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm PDT

"Neighbors," "Chef," "Moms' Night Out," "Palo Alto," "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return" with Madeleine Brand

KCRW's Madeleine Brand classes up the joint as Dave and Alonso fight off a pancake coma with discussion of harried moms and chubby man-children (on screen, that is.) Subscribe (and review) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, folluw us @linoleumcast (and Madeleine at @TheMadBrand and @KCRWPressPlay)

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140510.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:00am PDT

Dave and Alonso are feeling post-modern but not quite romantic about the big movie and the small movies this week, but there you have it. Subscribe at iTunes and leave us a nice review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ooooh how I love the rainy days.

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Visit www.linoleum-knife.com this week to see when we've posted "Linoleum Knife Presents More Linoleum Knife: TWO FOR THE ROAD"

Direct download: Linoleum_20140504.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:12pm PDT

"The Other Woman," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Quiet Ones," "Gambit"

Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

Visit linoleum-knife.com and PayPal $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for our CLUE and THE APPLE commentaries; TWO FOR THE ROAD commentary coming soon.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140428.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm PDT

"Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"

Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No-Budget Film School http://bit.ly/NHdjDd (use discount code LINOLEUM to save 20% off their "Art and Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" seminar May 3 and 4!)

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140420.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:46pm PDT

"Rio 2," "Draft Day," "Oculus," "Only Lovers Left Alive," "Under the Skin"

Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140413.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:26pm PDT

"Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Alan Partridge," "Dom Hemingway," "Afflicted"

Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140406.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:58am PDT

"Noah," "Nymphomaniac, Vols. I & II," "Sabotage," "The Raid 2," "Cesar Chavez"

Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" on May 3-4 http://bit.ly/NHdjDd -- get 20% off with discount code LINOLEUM

Direct download: Linoleum_20140330.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:35pm PDT

"Divergent," "God's Not Dead," "Muppets Most Wanted," "Bad Words," "Cheap Thrills"

Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

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Direct download: Linoleum_20140323.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:18pm PDT

"Need for Speed," "Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club," "Veronica Mars," "Enemy"

Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to linoleumpodcast@gmail.com for our commentary tracks for CLUE and THE APPLE, do do that voodoo that you do so well.

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Theme music by Bleu -- find out more at http://www.bleutopia.com

Direct download: Linoleum_20140316.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:57pm PDT

"300: Rise of an Empire," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Face of Love"

Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street.

The Linoleum Knife Podcast is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE by Reed Martin. http://www.amazon.com/Reel-Truth-Everything-Making-Independent/dp/0571211038/ref=alonsoduralde-20

Direct download: Linoleum_20140309.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm PDT

"Non-Stop," "Son of God," "The Wind Rises," "Ernest & Celestine"

Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Leave us a nice review (and subscribe) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast I see you baby, shakin' that a**.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140302.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:37am PDT

"Pompeii," "3 Days to Kill," "Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me," "In Secret"

Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming, saying something about a queen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140223.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:57pm PDT

Dave and Alonso welcome Matt Zoller Seitz, author of THE WES ANDERSON COLLECTION, editor-in-chief of RogerEbert.com and TV critic for Vulture to discuss everything from "Bottle Rocket" set visits to the most interesting filmmaker hiding in the ensemble of "Girls." Follow Matt @mattzollerseitz ooh la la.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140219.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:17pm PDT

"About Last Night," "Endless Love," "Robocop," "Winter's Tale," "Date and Swtich"

Dave and Alonso make their way through a sea of '80s remakes this week. Leave us a nice review on iTunes (and subscribe to the show while you're at it), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and he be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140216.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:59pm PDT

Dave and Alonso marvel over how plastic toys can be more compelling that George Clooney saving art from the Nazis, and speaking of, Dave has lots of Holocaust documentary to talk about. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and go to linoleum-knife.com and buy our new commentary track for THE APPLE (1980), where my love can be found and my heart rings true.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140209.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:46pm PDT

Dave and Alonso remember the extraordinary actor-director and lament his passing before moving on to more utterly mediocre January toss-offs. Hey, go to our site and buy our commentary for THE APPLE! Also, subscribe (and review) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I just know that something good is going to happen.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140202.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:27pm PDT

Dave and Alonso are currently without a cassette player, but they have plenty to say about gargoyles, French onanists and Rosario Dawson's meth teeth. (In character!) Subscribe and review us at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, like a bleary-eyed baboon to an organ grinder's tune.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140126.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:02pm PDT

Dave and Alonso recorded an episode before Alonso left for Sundance because math is hard, apparently. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you're the national gallery, you're double salary, you're cellophane.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140119final.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:28am PDT

Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times) to stick a fork in 2013. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast & subscribe and leave us a nice review at iTunes. I know my chicken, you got to know your chicken.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140112.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:51pm PDT

Dave and Alonso look back on 2013 with L.A. Weekly critic Amy Nicholson -- and yes, she explains how "Pain and Gain" made her Top 10 list. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, visit linoleum-knife.com, leave us a nice iTunes review, three's not a crowd to her, she says.

Direct download: Linoleum_20140105.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:49pm PDT

Dave and Alonso have a heapin' helpin' of Christmas releases to shovel through on this last episode of 2013, but luckily the hilarious and insightful Drew Droege @drewdroege is here to lend a hand and an opinon. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and a love beat is a good vibration.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131229.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:05pm PDT

Dave and Alonso revel in a relatively light pre-Christmas week before the flood of year-end releases, so there's plenty of time to discuss catchphrases, contemporary art and the hotness of Spaniards. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, wonderland, wonderland, shining star, jingle bells.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131222.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 1:28pm PDT

Dave and Alonso try to fix Madea and share questions and theories about a beloved and much-hated Christmas staple, still finding time to discuss frozen jelly donuts and British chocolate biscuits. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and rate us) on iTunes, buy our shirt and commentary and books, you're all that I need, underneath the tree.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131215.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 8:25pm PDT

Dave and Alonso are joined by Sean Abley, author of "Out in the Dark: Interviews with Gay Horror Filmmakers, Actors and Authors" to discuss folkies, hill people and cat peril. Buy a T-shirt or a book or a commentary track! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. You're much better with than without it.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131208.m4a
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Dave and Alonso aren't entirely sure what two of their favorite African American filmmakers are up to in their latest, but at least Jason Statham is always Jason Statham. Buy a T-shirt or Alonso's book! Drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com. Like our Facebook page and stuff. Rootie-toot-toots and rummy-tum-tums.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131201.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:23pm PDT

Dave and Alonso ponder why so much of the "Hunger Games" marketing is aspirational toward the villains, as well as other cinematic mysteries. Subscribe for free on iTunes, where we would love it if you would leave us a positive review, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, buy a book, buy a shirt, every rose has its thorn.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131124.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:39pm PDT

Dave and Alonso know it isn't Christmas yet, but they've already started playing holiday music on KOST in Los Angeles and Terrence Howard looks spiffy in a red scarf, so there you go. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, you just walked right in, walked walked walked right in.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131117.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:17pm PDT

Dave and Alonso wonder why parking (and cheese) is so expensive in Beverly Hills, and they hate inappropriately sappy Holocaust movies. All this and more on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, things that you would not do at home come naturally on the floor.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131110.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:35pm PDT

Dave and Alonso tackle aspirate h-es, magical homos and controversial authors in this week's installment. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review (and subscribe for free) at iTunes, attention to me seemed to drift though I don't know where.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131104.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:39am PDT

Dave and Alonso discuss movies by, for and about Christians, which may or may not involve an "Oogieloves" reference. And Dave defends an aggressively unloved new movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, it ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it, and that's what get results.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131027.m4a
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Guest star Jack Morrissey of the Team Jack Podcast (and co-producer of "The Fifth Estate") drops in to give Dave and Alonso some full-on Hollywood insider action. Strap yourself in. Also, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, it leaps and creeps and glides and slides across the floor.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:46pm PDT

Dave and Alonso connect the dots between Paul Greengrass and Kevin McCallister, among other big ideas. Like our Facebook page, visit linoleum-knife.com, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe for free on iTunes), paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131013.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

Dave and Alonso have their usual disagreements about theme songs but they both really love that outer-space movie. Visit linoleum-knife.com, like our Facebook page, leave us a nice review (and subscribe!) at iTunes, the message is perfectly simple, the meaning is clear.

Direct download: Linoleum_20131006.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 5:38pm PDT

Dave and Alonso go to Santa Monica for people-watching, meatballs and Stanley Kubrick. And Alonso made it home safely from Kosovo without having to wackily run through airports like Paula Patton. Subscribe (and review!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh no it's a killer blow.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130929.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:59pm PDT

Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to see... in theaters. Travel to Linoleum-Knife.com for more knifings, subscribe (and leave a review) on iTunes, like our official Facebook page, follow us on Twitter @LinoleumCast, and find Bibbs there too at @WilliamBibbiani. (P.S. Bibbs wrote this.)

Direct download: Battle_of_the_Year_Rush_Enough_Said_Prisoners.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:31pm PDT

Dave and special guest William "Bibbs" Bibbiani of CraveOnline, The B-Movies Podcast, S.H.I.E.L.D.C.A.S.T. and Kings of Horror make the most of Alonso's defection to Kosovo with reviews of the latest films that are out now in theaters for you to see... in theaters. Travel to Linoleum-Knife.com for more knifings, subscribe (and leave a review) on iTunes, like our official Facebook page, follow us on Twitter at @LinoleumCast, and find Bibbs there too at @WilliamBibbiani. (P.S. Bibbs wrote this.)

Category:general -- posted at: 1:50pm PDT

Dave and Alonso are married to the mob in haunted houses with infamous cars in the garage. It's fun to enjoy! Check out linoleum-knife.com, ubscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, oh hello, hello, let it be him.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130915.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:19pm PDT

Dave and Alonso establish the Lee Daniels rule and endorse occupying the jukebox at Buffalo Wild Wings. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us at iTunes, do the mashed potato with a new attitude.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:06pm PDT

Dave and Alonso got no beef with boy bands.

Subscribe for free (and review us!) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, never give up on the good times.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130901.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:25pm PDT

Dave and Alonso have things to say about cheesy bread, lavender tea and pudding in Toluca Lake. Also, movies, several of which are way better than you might expect for the end of August. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and leave us a nice review) at iTunes, Christina Applegate you gotta put me on.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130825.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:42pm PDT

Dave and Alonso hate the term "chick-flick" but they liked the show "Taradise." That's just two of the many vital tidbits contained in this week's episode. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, and check out the slow-but-sure growth of http://www.linoleum-knife.com and I wish this dream comes true.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130818.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:03pm PDT

Fans of long episodes and of things getting knocked over in Dave and Alonso's apartment should enjoy this one. Plus we announce the winner of our creepy-doll contest, and we pay homage not only to Karen Black but also Eydie Gorme and Marilyn King. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, blame it on the bossa nova, with its magic spell.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130811.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:53pm PDT

"2 Guns," "The Canyons," "The Smurfs 2," "The Spectacular Now," "Passion"

Dave's a little under the weather this week, so William Bibbiani (@williambibbiani) from The B-Movies Podcast sits in with Alonso to discuss new films from '70s auteurs Paul Schrader and Brian De Palma as well as the surprisingly good moments from The Smurfs 2 (neither of which makes that movie worth seeing). Oh, and there's the show's first giveaway, too. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, to prove that even wise men can be wrong I concentrate on you.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130804.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:55pm PDT

Dave and Alonso argue over their punk credentials but both agree that Hugh Jackman should enjoy a nice bowl of fettucine. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free and review us on iTunes, first I'm gonna take it, then I'm gonna shake it 'til it falls apart.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130728.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 2:19pm PDT

B. Ruby Rich, editor of Film Quarterly, professor of film and media studies at UC Santa Cruz and author of the new collection "New Queer Cinema: The Director's Cut" classes up the joint with her presence and her insights. Dave and Alonso argue over whether or not the new movie from the "Drive" guys is art or merely arty. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes, I bought a ticket to the world and now I've come back again.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130721.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 9:00am PDT

Dave and Alonso discuss hideous monsters that bring misery and destroy everything in their path. And in addition to "Grown Ups 2," there's "Pacific Rim." (Pacific rim-shot.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us!) on iTunes, Hedora, Hedora, He-do-raaaa...

Direct download: Linoleum_20130714.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:03am PDT

Dave and Alonso take their show on the road -- well, across town, anyway, to the home of writer pals Robert Abele (a previous guest on the podcast) and Margy Rochlin. The homeowners chime in and kibitz while Dave complains about Viking movies that need to take a page from Tyler Perry and Alonso's glasses fog up because it's July. Subscribe on iTunes (and show us some positive-review love), like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, thanks for the yacht and for the solid-gold sink.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130707.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 4:59pm PDT

Dave and Alonso salute the good and stupid this week, whether it's the smart-stupid of Melissa McCarthy's hilariously obnoxious characters, the exhilarating-stupid of Roland Emmerich's new "Die Hard" ripoff, or the sexy-stupid of a fizzy, naughty romp from Pedro Almodóvar. Because really, it's too hot outside for anything else. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, please tell us why you had to hide away for so long.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130630.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 7:18pm PDT

Vinny Lopez of the very funny web series Two Jasperjohns (www.twojasperjohns.com) pops in to talk about the upcoming season, and Dave and Alonso discuss metaphorical zombies and boysenberry-flavored commitment ceremonies. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, commited a crime and went inside, it was coming your way and you had to survive.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130623.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:27pm PDT

Dave and Alonso have thoughts about nausea and superheroes and the Kuleshov Effect. And, as ever, grape soda. Subscribe for free on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, stream on Stitcher, she loves to do the pony, she loves to do the jerk.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130616.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:04pm PDT

Dave and Alonso both dislike the new Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson movie...but find a way to argue about it anyway. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), contact us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, the pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130609.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 6:50pm PDT

Dave and Alonso travel into the future, behind the scenes of magic and into a environmentalist terrorism cult this week, but they'd much rather talk about rotisserie chicken. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, drop us a line at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and all the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130602.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 12:13pm PDT

Dave and Alonso welcome special guest and birthday girl Diane Stroud, the creator of the Linoleum Knife Drinking Game, to discuss childhood favorites and cult religions and other fascinating topics that filled up one of our longest show ever. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, now you has mass motivation.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130526.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:12pm PDT

Why the Federation is like "High School Musical" plus hate mail is just part of this week's excursion into the current cinema. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast (Dave is @dlelandwhite and Alonso is @aduralde), subscribe on iTunes, stream on Stitcher, have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?

Direct download: Linoleum_20130519.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 11:24am PDT

Plates are smashing and the '20s are roaring this week, as Dave and Alonso discuss new movies, an undersung hero of the French New Wave and the laziness of the word "pretentious." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a nice review), write us at linoleumpodcast@gmail.com, do you what you wanna do, I can't tell you who to sock it to.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130512.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 3:54pm PDT

Dave and Alonso just want their summer blockbusters to be the life-changing experiences they are advertised to be, is that asking so much? Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe at iTunes, stream on Stitcher, if the nightingale could sing like you, it'd sing much sweeter than they do.

Direct download: Linoleum_20130504.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48am PDT