Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times for this special episode to discuss some legends of "off-Hollywood" cinema we have lost in recent months. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, your face so pretty.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by the one, the only Elliott Kalan (The Flop House, MST3K, The Daily Show, Horse Meets Dog, The Fake News with Ted Nelms) to go into great detail about all three hours of the most successful superhero movie ever. We were originally gonna talk about some other movies, but oops. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I've got angst in my pants.

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Storm is a thief, goddess, headmistress, queen and GAY ICON! Joined by Tavia Nyong'o, Yale Professor and author of Afro-Fabulations: The Queer Drama of Black Life, Johnny and Prof Xtra discuss Ororo Munroe, our favorite leader of the X-Men, during her Mohawk periods in the 1980s and 2010s, and the artists, writers, and actors who've done her right...and wrong.  Also: what about Wakanda?

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Dave and Alonso have mixed feelings about the big horror movie but are much more enthusiastic about the week's three women-directed films. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, urp!

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LE BONHEUR

Alonso's streaming pick of the week: MISS STEVENS

Meet The Movement, legendary comics writer Gail Simone's QPOC community organizer superhero team whose remarkable (and short-lived) series was published by DC Comics, from 2013-14. Johnny and Prof Xtra also explore Simone's landmark "Women in Refrigerators." And they talk about John Byrne's penis -- the one he drew in an issue of Next Men, geez!

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Dave and Alonso review female-centric females of varying degrees of quality, and they return to the Make Me well. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I got my Hush Puppies on.

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Dave's streaming picks of the week: OVID.TV and Touki Bouki on THE CRITERION CHANNEL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOWL

Dave and Alonso cover a cavalcade of new movies, from superheroes to international arthouse auteurs. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave 'em hanging on the li-ine.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: 35 SHOTS OF RUM

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GLORIA

Was 2013’s Young Avengers the QUEEREST Marvel comic of ALL TIME?!? Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof Xtra revisit Wiccan and Hulkling’s gay love that conquers all, Miss America Chavez’s mysterious LatinX lesbianism, Prodigy’s awkward (and problematic?) coming out, Kid Loki’s pansexuality, and Marvel Boy’s experimental phase!  The conversation is spirited, as Alex gets swept up in Jamie McKelvie and Kieron Gillen’s millennial take on the Young Avengers, and Johnny (an actual millennial) responds with a side-eye! Produced by James Kelly.

Dave and Alonso discuss new movies, remember a cinema legend, celebrate a 90s classic, and offer suggestions for Transgender Day of Visibility movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, now these shoes fit all too well.

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Transgender Day of Visibility titles: Tangerine, Prodigal Sons, Assassination Nation, Drunktown's Finest, Ma Vie en Rose, Gun Hill Road, Paris Is Burning, The Matrix

Dave and Alonso continue the catching-up, with Jordan Peele's anticipated new movie and some foreign titles you might have missed. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, in a stupid-ass way.

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Our streaming pick of the week: SCOTT WALKER: 3OTH CENTURY MAN

Dave and Alonso return following the latter's week-long laryngitis. (And we promise to catch up with US in the next few days.) Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I'm bound to roam.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHRONICLE OF ANNA MAGDALENA BACH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

The “fabulous secret powers” of iconic 1980’s muscle queen He-Man (and his queer-coded nemesis Skeletor) are the subject of this very special episode guest starring Danny Randell, gay toy designer and lifelong Eternia stan!! Listen as Johnny and Alex get into it with the harness-wearing, fur-bikini’d, roid-raging Masters of the Universe! Produced by James Kelly.

Dave and Alonso are joined by the hilarious Louis Virtel, who tells all about working this year's Academy Awards red carpet, plus it's a week where we get to talk about Tyler Perry AND Isabelle Huppert. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'm laughin' again.

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Louis' DVD pick of the week: AT ETERNITY'S GATE

Dave's streaming pick of the week: FROM WHAT IS BEFORE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND

Dave and Alonso haven't seen the week's big new movie, and aren't going to talk Oscars, so here's a special featuring two of the shows normally available only to Patreon subscribers: LKTV, a podcast of the television, and Linoleum Knife & Fork, a podcast of the food (aka a food podcast hosted by two film critics). A range of topics, from violent vegans to the Lifetime Olivia Newton-John biopic, is covered.

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Dave and Alonso discuss French movies and a better-than-expected sequel. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, keep that breathless charm.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: LA RÉGION CENTRALE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 1985

With a new TV show on the horizon, Batwoman is the most prominent Lesbian superhero in contemporary comics!  OR IS SHE? Johnny and the Prof do some detective work, tracing the character's history, from her debut in the 1950's, to her most recent incarnation as a sexy Sapphic spy in DC's ongoing Batwoman (2017) by Marguerite Bennet.  GET READY FOR A SURPRISE ENDING! ALSO: how did Iceman, and the Super Gays, spend their holidays? FIND OUT! Produced by James Kelly.

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Dave and Alonso are bummed out by this week's crop of sequels and remakes. And they discuss the whole Liam Neeson thing. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, this song's gonna get stuck inside your head.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: YOUNG MR. LINCOLN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SISTERS BROTHERS

Dave and Alonso sift through the meager early-February offerings and answer a letter from a "Green Book" fan. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, baby shark.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOWARDS MATHILDE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS

Dave and Alonso do a mini-episode where they spill the beans about the year's two big spoilery movies, along with Escape Room and Replicas. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, walkin' on walkin' on broken glass.

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Dave and Alonso plod through January releases (but avoid spoilers) and get caught up on an Oscar nominee (which they spoil a bit). Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you crack me up.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: EN EL SÉPTIMO DÍA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LAUREL & HARDY: THE ESSENTIAL COLLECTION

Dave and Alonso are joined by Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap), Peter Debruge (Variety) and Manohla Dargis (NYT) for a look back at 2018. After a discussion of "Green Book" and Netflix, we offer lots of recommendations of smaller films from last year you might have missed -- grab a pen. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, do the tighten up.

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Welcome to Super Gay! In this episode, co-hosts Johnnie JungleGuts and Prof. Xtra discuss their favorite queer comics of 2018, including Aquicorn Cove, Assassinistas, The Brat, West Coast Avengers, Uncanny X-Men and Wonder Woman!  Witness the unbridled enthusiasm for the gay designs of comics artist Luciano Vecchio!  Hear the heartfelt gay love for My Hero Academia! And thrill to the queer call for a better future in comics fandom and beyond!  Produced by James Kelly.

Dave and Alonso bounce back from a week of cold season with some more catching-up and one dog of a new release. Plus Alonso reports on the annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association awards dinner. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, James Brown James Brown.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SKATE KITCHEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LASSIE (2005)

Dave and Alonso return with a new few releases and a lot of year-end catch-up. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, just as soon as they turn blue.

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Dave and Alonso finish off 2018 with superheroes, supernannies, superrobots and superrestorations. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, can you imagine that.

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Dave and Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: DESK SET

Dave and Alonso are thrilled to have artist Nayland Blake, whose works have included a life-size gingerbread house, discuss the Hallmark Channel original A Gingerbread Romance, where Tia Mowry-Hardrict stars as an architect who has to design a life-size gingerbread house. As you might guess, verisimilitude is not this movie's strong suit. 

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts of Super Gay! to talk comics movie and also to make an EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT. Subscribe (and leave us a review) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, someday at Christmas time.

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Dave and Alonso get caught up on some year-end movies, but they also share the entries in the "Christmas Was Ruined" essay contest and have some things to say about the Kevin Hart Oscar situation.

Thanks to TCM for our giveaway copy of CHRISTMAS IN THE MOVIES by Jeremy Arnold.

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Dave and Alonso wish you a very Merry Christmas by offering up another free episode of LKTV, a podcast of the television that's usually an exclusive for our Patreon subscribers. Bibbs and Witney of Canceled Too Soon join us to talk about our favorite holiday-themed TV ads of the past and present. Topics include Scrooge, Barney Rubble's cereal kleptomania, sad Christmas and Lymon.

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Dave and Alonso discuss legacies, westerns and Christmas zombies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, we're tired of pretending.

Check out Alonso's appearance on the Deck the Hallmark Podcast discussing Candace Cameron Bure in A Shoe Addict's Christmas.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PIONEERS: FIRST WOMEN FILMMAKERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: INGMAR BERGMAN'S CINEMA

Dave and Alonso prefer an old pre-Code movie to the remake and the sequel, and Dave finally gets around to The Miseducation of Cameron Post. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, pass out the marshmallow tray.

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Dave and Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRUE STORIES

Dave and Alonso dig into two award-season movies that grapple with race, along with two four-hour movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, how I'm longing to ski.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: NEVER GOIN' BACK

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE OFFICIAL STORY

In this special all-access episode of LKTV, Dave and Alonso are joined by Sam Pancake of the Sam Pancake Presents the Monday Afternoon Movie podcast to discuss a TV movie in which Patty Duke struggles with weight loss despite the fact that no one has bothered to give her a fat suit. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

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Alicia Malone of TCM and FilmStruck joins Dave and Alonso to talk about her new book, and our cup runneth over with new (and new-ish) releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, she uses tangerines.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: NOT RECONCILED

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ARTHUR CHRISTMAS

Dave and Alonso start digging into what's going to be a very busy November by each picking a movie that's pretty terrible but that they kinda dug anyway and then also talking about documentaries. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, Galileo Figaro.

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Dave and Alonso agree and disagree about Luca Guadagnino's remake of a horror classic, and they share a sassy gay nickname for the latest crap from Gerard Butler. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, oh welcome to heartlight.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: KIDS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SUSPIRIA (1977)

Dave and Alonso dig into remakes and debut features from actors-turned-directors. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if she begged you to.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THEY DRIVE BY NIGHT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HALLOWEEN (1978)

Dave and Alonso take a trip to the moon and the East Village. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's a crazy situation.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: GENERATION WEALTH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FOR ALL MANKIND

Dave and Alonso cover the week's new releases that are not called A Star Is Born. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, on the wayside.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: BLUE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS

Dave and Alonso discuss A STAR IS BORN, not just the new Bradley Cooper-Lady Gaga movie, but also the 1937, 1954 and 1976 versions of the same name that came first. (They even throw in 1932's WHAT PRICE HOLLYWOOD? for good measure.) Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's all a crazy game.

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Dave and Alonso saw one movie they really like, and a bunch that were whatever. But never forget: Zendaya IS Meechee. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and don't mess with Mr. In-Between.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: COLD WATER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SUMMER SCHOOL

Dave and Alonso disagree about Nicolas Cage's metal machine music but would love to share a crumpet with Maggie Smith. Subscribe (and leave a five-star review) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, L-O-L-A Lola.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ENCHANTED APRIL

Dave's DVD pick of the week: SYNDROMES AND A CENTURY

Dave and Alonso discuss several murder-inclusive movies, one of which was tainted by real-life bad behavior. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, et Clyde Barrow.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MOHSEN MAKHMALBAF: THE POETIC TRILOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DIABOLIQUE

Dave and Alonso sweep up the late-summer, early-autumn offerings (and Dave finally catches up on BlacKkKlansman), with some talk of the passing of The Bandit and that YouTube show Alonso used to be on. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, take those phones off of your ears 'cause this is only for my baby to hear.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WESTERN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DELIVERANCE

Dave and Alonso present their annual SUPER-LONG episode, including LKTV and Linoleum Knife & Fork, two shows usually available only to their Patreon subscribers, so maybe you should become one.

On Linoleum Knife, they discuss "Crazy Rich Asians," "BlacKkKlansman," "The Happytime Murders," "Support the Girls," "Papillon," "The Bookshop," "Nico 1988," and "Wilford Graves Full Mantis."

Dave's DVD pick of the week: ZAMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SMASHING TIME

LKTV sees our hosts joined by guests Aaron Aldorisio and Brian Murray, who discuss reality TV shows that are tacky ("Hollywood Love Story," "Shahs of Sunset") and big-hearted ("Born This Way"), while Alonso discusses made-for-TV movies "Santa Jaws" and "Season for Love."

Finally, the podcast of the good looks at new products (including the totally tubular breakfast cereal Blasted Shreds), the dark secret of Skittles flavoring, and that time the federal government tried to replace migrant farm workers with high-school athletes.

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Dave and Alonso do some post-vacation catching up while also trying to figure out how to work their brand-new laptop. Patience. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, leave us a five-star review (and subscribe) on Apple Podcasts, come as you are or don't come at all.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WINNIE THE POOH (2011)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SOME GIRLS (1988)

Dave and Alonso contend with Twitter film snobs and wonder if a mustache can be a performance. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and I have been waiting.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL

Dave and Alonso remember Jonathan Gold and consider a Vertigo/La Belle et la Bête sequel-crossover. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and then we'd be happy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SHOES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BUDDIES

Dave and Alonso were going to do a whole catch-up episode to celebrate the repair of Alonso's laptop, but they wound up eating almost an entire hour on the ABBA sequel alone. So the catch-up will be caught-up soon. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I just couldn't help it.

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Dave and Alonso have thoughts about Scarlett Johansson, Boots Riley and Marisa Tomei. And oh, the heat. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, come into my head.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A CIAMBRA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LEAN ON PETE

Dave and Alonso learn about basketball, gripe about political tone-deafness and rave about a great new movie from a filmmaker who doesn't get to work nearly often enough. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I wouldn't give you up.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE DOUBLE LIFE OF VÉRONIQUE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AMERICAN SOCIALIST: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF EUGENE VICTOR DEBS

Dave and Alonso discuss a good movie you might have missed and some duds you might have endured. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SIX FILMS BY NIKOLAUS GEYRHALTER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEMALE TROUBLE

Dave and Alonso weather Gay Pride down the street to talk about the new thriller everyone's fighting about. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it's such a happy feeling, you're glowing inside.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: STRAUB-HUILLET ON FILMSTRUCK

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WILSON

Dave and Alonso have a fashion hero and still stan for Jackass. Subscribe (and leave us a five-star review) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WHOLE TOWN'S TALKING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE

Dave and Alonso are so sorry that it took them so long to tell you that the new Star Wars movie is so boring. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I'm bossy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SOUVENIR

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAIL, CAESAR!

Dave and Alonso find the connective tissue between the superhero sequel and the Bresson quasi-remake. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you found somebody new.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IT'S ALIVE TRILOGY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, SEASON 11

Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Baume (Sewers of Paris) to discuss what's going on with Melissa McCarthy and Gabrielle Union. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, annihilating rhythm.

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Dave and Alonso will catch up on the weekend's new movies right away, but in the meantime, here's a catch-up episode. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, mystic crystal jubilation.

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Dave and Alonso are back with a series of catch-up episodes. Friend of the show Tom Ford (the VFX producer, not the other one) lends his comics credibility to an Avengers discussion, and we wish better for Paula Patton. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, don't think of the danger, for the stranger is gone.

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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: BLACK PANTHER

Dave and Alonso didn't tape a new episode this week because Alonso was traveling on a top-secret mission. They did tape one last week...and then forgot to post it. Oops. Enjoy. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, square, square biz.

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Dave and Alonso tiptoe ever so silently through the week's new releases. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, rain keeps fallin', rain keeps fallin' down, down, down.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: 23 Films by Jean Painlevé on Filmstruck

Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE LAST DAYS OF CHEZ NOUS on Netflix

Pop Rocket co-host Wynter Mitchell joins Dave and Alonso to discuss Spielberg's VR extravaganza, along with what might be...Tyler Perry's best movie? Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

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Dave and Alonso talk dogs and robots and kaiju and Soviets, oh my. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, down in jungle land.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BLACK NARCISSUS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ALAN PARTRIDGE

Dave and Alonso talk gay breakthroughs, video-game retread and all the noodles in the world. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I've been waiting for all of my life.

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Dave & Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SECRET GARDEN (1993)

Dave and Alonso discuss Space Oprah and crazy accents and room service. Subscribe (and leave us a five-star review) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you're flat on your back with your heart attack, where the hell have you gone?

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ANGST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FACES PLACES

Dave and Alonso stick a fork in awards season and in the latest violent escapades of Jennifer Lawrence and Bruce Willis. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, a love like yours will surely come my way.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: UNDERGROUND

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NOBODY'S FOOL

Dave and Alonso are joined by Matt Piwowarczyk and Gillian Walters of the All Things Cozy podcast to talk cozy movies and new releases. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I feel it in my toes.

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Dave and Alonso had a blast in Wakanda, but less so with the latest example of outsider cinema. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the laws have changed.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: QUEEN OF KATWE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: LOOKING FOR LANGSTON

Dave and Alonso somehow tie Robert Bresson, Tyler Perry, the Dardennes, and Snickers commercials to the week's new films. Review us (and subscribe) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I saw it hanging in the closet of your elbowroom.

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New Release/DVD of the week: HAPPY HOUR

Dave and Alonso are joined by Variety's Peter Debruge, who saw lots more Sundance movies than Alonso did, before launching into some dull stuff and some really good Oscar-nominated foreign films. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, if we live until forever I'll be loving you still.

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Limited-edition DVD of the week: Christmas, Again

Dave and Alonso talk mediocre January releases, what's coming from Park City and what movies from last year are getting one last shot at glory. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WOMAN WHO LEFT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: JAMON JAMON

Dave and Alonso make their way through ELEVEN recent movies in near-record time; enjoy. Subscribe for free (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you may leave school but it never leaves you.

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Dave and Alonso welcome Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times, TheWrap) to talk about the year just past in movies, from the best to the biggest disappointments. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'll take the fall.

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Dave and Alonso kick off the new year with some mailbag catch-up. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the family is fine.

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Dave and Alonso launch the first in a series of catch-up episodes covering all the late-December releases. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you're dreaming with your eyes wide open.

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Dave and Alonso discuss Episode VIII of a saga from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (NO SPOILERS until the very end, and after several warnings) with friend of the show Tom Ford, not the famous one. And other stuff. Subscribe (for free) and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, come and behold him.

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Dave's DVD of the week: THE DEVIL'S RAIN

Alonso's DVD of the week: THE BROTHERS BLOOM

Dave and Alonso take time out of their busy holiday schedule to discuss new movies and slag the Globes. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, caroling caroling through the snow.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: REPRISE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: Z FOR ZACHARIAH

Dave and Alonso dig further into awards season and talk about some of the more popular also-rans in this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association voting. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ding dong ding dong Christmas bells are ringing.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAPPY HOUR

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BETTER WATCH OUT

Dave and Alonso are in love with love stories and less so with yet another British historical drama. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

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This is on Blu-ray: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

And so is this: WON TON TON: THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD

Dave and Alonso discuss boom tubes and Christmas let-downs. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if I could make you see.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOOK OF LIFE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AQUARIUS

Dave and Alonso rave over Greta Gerwig's coming-of-age tale and wish that Godiva had a line of murder-mystery–themed chocolates. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, I see that starlight look in your eyes.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 20TH CENTURY WOMEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Dave and Alonso (who's hoarse) celebrate the show's seventh anniversary with superheroes and Christmas. What else. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and though you're miles and miles away I see you every day.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PHANTASM FIVE-MOVIE COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PERSONAL SHOPPER

Dave and Alonso wade deeply into awards season movies, some of them cool and a few of them very not so. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I just can't believe it's true.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FORCE MAJEURE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EYES WIDE SHUT

Dave and Alonso explore new and classic Good Adam Sandler and have more fun than they should have at a ridiculous disaster movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, talkin' square biz.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRON: LEGACY

Dave and Alonso discuss biopics about the creators of legendary characters, some powerful docs and an entertainingly silly slasher comedy. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, will we ever meet again.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts, who brings his Brony knowledge to help explain a new animated film. And it's never too early for a Christmas horror movie. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's a party going on right here.

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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: WONDER WOMAN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ORNITHOLOGIST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARLET

Dave and Alonso saw only one film together this week, so this episode is kind of a trust exercise. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, thanks for making me.

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OUR SOULS AT NIGHT and NOCTURAMA are both streaming on Netflix.

Dave and Alonso make their food-podcast-hosted-by-two-film-critics available to everyone for #InternationalPodcastDay Legendary food writer Ruth Reichl talks to correspondent Margy Rochlin about Robert's Cheese Toast, Dave rebuilds his intestinal flora, Alonso enjoys desserts. All the desserts.

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Dave & Alonso celebrate #InternationalPodcastDay with a look at the return of Will & Grace, the death of the first wife from Kevin Can Wait, and the premieres of Young Sheldon, My Myself and I, Star Trek: Discovery and Marvel's The Inhumans. Also The Doctors, Maury Povich and all the other dreadful daytime TV Dave watched while ill this week.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Peter Debruge (Variety), who fills us in on the best stuff from this year's Toronto and Telluride film festivals before digging into Frederick Wiseman's latest three-hour-plus opus. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where you goin' with that lotta nothing in your hands.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ALGERIAN WAR!

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: UNFRIENDED

Dave and Alonso wade their way through Darren Aronofsky's latest (no spoilers until the very end, with plenty of warning) and remember the recently-departed Harry Dean Stanton and Grant Hart. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes or wherever you stream the show, it's happ'ning all over again.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ROSETTA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CHUCK & BUCK

Dave and Alonso float through horror, argue about historical exploitation, agree about substandard luxury porn. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where are we going.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ARROWSMITH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE RED BALLOON

Alonso reports on films he saw in Venice while Dave hid out from the L.A. heat at utterly empty movie theaters showing unloved Labor Day releases. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, skies are grey, skies are blue.

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Dave and Alonso discuss late-summer indies and ponder the role of the screenwriter, for better or for worse. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Keats and Yeats are on your side.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MINORITY REPORT

Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TASTE OF HONEY

Dave and Alonso remember a film legend amidst a mixed bag of August releases. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow as @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GODFATHER & THE GODFATHER PART II

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAYWIRE

Dave and Alonso's favorite bad screenwriter is back, but they don't like his latest enough even to spoil it. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, half of the time we're gone but we don't know where.

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Dave's DVD picks of the week: EXPERIMENTER and UNFORGETTABLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRIP TO ITALY

Dave and Alonso will take Halle Berry in a minivan over almost just about anything else currently on offer at the movies. And Dave is still processing DETROIT. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, crazy horses.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: RUNNING ON EMPTY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DRUNKTOWN'S FINEST

Dave and Alonso have a whole lot of films to catch up on after their week off, including two of 2017's best, which for some reason opened in July. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, don't you know we're all light.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MRS. MINIVER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ABOUT LAST NIGHT (2014)

Dave and Alonso are taking a week off, so they're leaving you a SUPER-LONG episode that features a dollop of LKTV (A Podcast of the Television) and Linoleum Knife & Fork (A Podcast of the Food) -- two shows normally available only to their Patreon subscribers -- in addition to this week's movie reviews (War for the Planet of the Apes, Endless Poetry, Tom & Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory). Enjoy!

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: Kanopy

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC

Cookbook of the week: DORIE'S COOKIES