Dave and Alonso welcome Manohla Dargis (The New York Times) and Robert Abele (Los Angeles Times, TheWrap) to talk about the year just past in movies, from the best to the biggest disappointments. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, I'll take the fall.

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Dave and Alonso kick off the new year with some mailbag catch-up. Subscribe for free (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, and the family is fine.

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Dave and Alonso launch the first in a series of catch-up episodes covering all the late-December releases. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, you're dreaming with your eyes wide open.

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Dave and Alonso discuss Episode VIII of a saga from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (NO SPOILERS until the very end, and after several warnings) with friend of the show Tom Ford, not the famous one. And other stuff. Subscribe (for free) and review us on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, come and behold him.

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Dave's DVD of the week: THE DEVIL'S RAIN

Alonso's DVD of the week: THE BROTHERS BLOOM

Dave and Alonso take time out of their busy holiday schedule to discuss new movies and slag the Globes. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, caroling caroling through the snow.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: REPRISE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: Z FOR ZACHARIAH

Dave and Alonso dig further into awards season and talk about some of the more popular also-rans in this year's Los Angeles Film Critics Association voting. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ding dong ding dong Christmas bells are ringing.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HAPPY HOUR

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BETTER WATCH OUT

Dave and Alonso are in love with love stories and less so with yet another British historical drama. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

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This is on Blu-ray: SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

And so is this: WON TON TON: THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD

Dave and Alonso discuss boom tubes and Christmas let-downs. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if I could make you see.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BOOK OF LIFE

Dave's DVD pick of the week: AQUARIUS

Dave and Alonso rave over Greta Gerwig's coming-of-age tale and wish that Godiva had a line of murder-mystery–themed chocolates. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, I see that starlight look in your eyes.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 20TH CENTURY WOMEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Dave and Alonso (who's hoarse) celebrate the show's seventh anniversary with superheroes and Christmas. What else. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and though you're miles and miles away I see you every day.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: PHANTASM FIVE-MOVIE COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PERSONAL SHOPPER

Dave and Alonso wade deeply into awards season movies, some of them cool and a few of them very not so. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, I just can't believe it's true.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: FORCE MAJEURE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: EYES WIDE SHUT

Dave and Alonso explore new and classic Good Adam Sandler and have more fun than they should have at a ridiculous disaster movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, talkin' square biz.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TRON: LEGACY

Dave and Alonso discuss biopics about the creators of legendary characters, some powerful docs and an entertainingly silly slasher comedy. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, will we ever meet again.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

Dave and Alonso are joined by Johnnie Jungleguts, who brings his Brony knowledge to help explain a new animated film. And it's never too early for a Christmas horror movie. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, there's a party going on right here.

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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: WONDER WOMAN

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ORNITHOLOGIST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STARLET

Dave and Alonso saw only one film together this week, so this episode is kind of a trust exercise. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, thanks for making me.

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OUR SOULS AT NIGHT and NOCTURAMA are both streaming on Netflix.

Dave and Alonso make their food-podcast-hosted-by-two-film-critics available to everyone for #InternationalPodcastDay Legendary food writer Ruth Reichl talks to correspondent Margy Rochlin about Robert's Cheese Toast, Dave rebuilds his intestinal flora, Alonso enjoys desserts. All the desserts.

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Dave & Alonso celebrate #InternationalPodcastDay with a look at the return of Will & Grace, the death of the first wife from Kevin Can Wait, and the premieres of Young Sheldon, My Myself and I, Star Trek: Discovery and Marvel's The Inhumans. Also The Doctors, Maury Povich and all the other dreadful daytime TV Dave watched while ill this week.

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Dave and Alonso are joined by Peter Debruge (Variety), who fills us in on the best stuff from this year's Toronto and Telluride film festivals before digging into Frederick Wiseman's latest three-hour-plus opus. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where you goin' with that lotta nothing in your hands.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ALGERIAN WAR!

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: UNFRIENDED

Dave and Alonso wade their way through Darren Aronofsky's latest (no spoilers until the very end, with plenty of warning) and remember the recently-departed Harry Dean Stanton and Grant Hart. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes or wherever you stream the show, it's happ'ning all over again.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ROSETTA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CHUCK & BUCK

Dave and Alonso float through horror, argue about historical exploitation, agree about substandard luxury porn. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, where are we going.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ARROWSMITH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE RED BALLOON

Alonso reports on films he saw in Venice while Dave hid out from the L.A. heat at utterly empty movie theaters showing unloved Labor Day releases. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, skies are grey, skies are blue.

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Dave and Alonso discuss late-summer indies and ponder the role of the screenwriter, for better or for worse. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Keats and Yeats are on your side.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MINORITY REPORT

Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TASTE OF HONEY

Dave and Alonso remember a film legend amidst a mixed bag of August releases. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow as @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE GODFATHER & THE GODFATHER PART II

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HAYWIRE

Dave and Alonso's favorite bad screenwriter is back, but they don't like his latest enough even to spoil it. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, half of the time we're gone but we don't know where.

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Dave's DVD picks of the week: EXPERIMENTER and UNFORGETTABLE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE TRIP TO ITALY

Dave and Alonso will take Halle Berry in a minivan over almost just about anything else currently on offer at the movies. And Dave is still processing DETROIT. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, crazy horses.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: RUNNING ON EMPTY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DRUNKTOWN'S FINEST

Dave and Alonso have a whole lot of films to catch up on after their week off, including two of 2017's best, which for some reason opened in July. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, don't you know we're all light.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MRS. MINIVER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ABOUT LAST NIGHT (2014)

Dave and Alonso are taking a week off, so they're leaving you a SUPER-LONG episode that features a dollop of LKTV (A Podcast of the Television) and Linoleum Knife & Fork (A Podcast of the Food) -- two shows normally available only to their Patreon subscribers -- in addition to this week's movie reviews (War for the Planet of the Apes, Endless Poetry, Tom & Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory). Enjoy!

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: Kanopy

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC

Cookbook of the week: DORIE'S COOKIES

Dave and Alonso have a blast with the latest superhero saga, and they tackle Bibbs' burning question regarding the status of 1985's Clue. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, it's getting hot in here.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A QUIET PASSION

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: THE LONELY LADY

Dave and Alonso watch new movies about pigs and minions and pretty boys, plus share their adventures in repertory cinema (FUNERAL PARADE OF ROSES, FLASH GORDON, THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY). Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, here to save the whole universe.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE HOST

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WORLD'S END

Dave and Alonso are joined by Manohla Dargis of The New York Times to discuss her and A.O. Scott's recent list of the century's best films to date. We also dig into some very loud and very quiet new releases. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, no one has ever known.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAGIC BOX: PROJECT SHIRLEY, V.4

Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE GLEANERS & I

Manohla's list-topping pick of the week: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Dave and Alonso wade through a bumper crop of summer movies, but we save the spoilers for the most bonkers one until the very end. Also, learn how you can win a copy of THE LONELY LADY on Blu-ray, courtesy of Shout Factory! Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, we're gonna talk about the good old days over some cigarettes and dynamite.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE JACQUES RIVETTE COLLECTION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LONELY LADY

Also discussed on this episode: BRIGHTER DAY: A JELLYFISH STORY

Dave and Alonso both saw only one movie, and only one of them liked a movie this week. So it's summer. And we offer some hot takes from listeners. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter, I mean handsome.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: YEAR OF THE DOG

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN

Johnnie Jungleguts ("L3t's Gay") joins Dave and Alonso to talk Amazon princesses and the nature of the butt. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you're so pretty the way you are.

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Johnnie's DVD pick of the week: ATTACK THE BLOCK

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THREE SISTERS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: "Gay & Lesbian Cinema" on Filmstruck

Dave gives Alonso a spousal Palme d'Or before the two discuss a pair of very un-Cannes-y big movies opening this weekend. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, yo ho. (And big thanks to Anton, our 300th club member!)

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TOGETHER (2000)

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE

Dave and Alonso have something for everyone: a creepy outer-space monster movie or a nearly-four-hour black-and-white film in Tagalog. Take your pick! Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, get the bloody Pet Shop Boys, darling.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: NORTE, THE END OF HISTORY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE MARTIAN

Dave and Alonso wade through the noise, noise, noise, noise of overblown action, disappointing comedy and actual noise music. Subscribe on iTunes (and review us), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, touch the sky.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: ILLICIT

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROMANCING THE STONE

Dave and Alonso talk superheroes and explorers and artists and trans teens, plus take a deep dive into letters. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, static in my attic.

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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: THE FATHER AND THE BEAR

Alonso and Dave moderated a conversation with Bryan Fuller as part of Lambda Litfest Los Angeles on March 8, 2017, and the prolific TV producer discussed the art of adaptation (as it applies to AMERICAN GODS, HANNIBAL and CARRIE) and other facets of his extraordinary career. It's our first live show!

AMERICAN GODS premieres on Starz on Sunday, April 30.

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Dave and Alonso talk about the adorability of pandas and the indefatigability of Katherine Heigl, and reject the husband-wife paradigm of coupledom while embracing the dog-cat one. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, if you see it bring on home to me.

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Dave's DVD picks of the week: OBSESSED and ORPHAN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE PIED PIPER

Dave and Alonso discuss indie animation, a British master's take on an American poetry legend and a bittersweet Spanish film about friendship and loss. But mostly they speculate about the feud between The Rock and Vin Diesel and talk about cars going really fast. Subscribe for free (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, look at me I'm self-employed.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TONI ERDMANN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FAST FIVE

Dave and Alonso cover a lot of ground, from the delightful to the deplorable, and Dave rethinks his position on a recent controversial dud. Subscribe for free (and review) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, I wonder how your engines feel.

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Dave's Free Movie Pick of the Week: lecinemaclub.com

Alonso's Oops-It's-Out-of-Print Free Movie Pick of the Week: SINCE YOU WENT AWAY

Dave and Alonso revisit two rave-y 90s movies in their latest iterations, and Alonso tries (and fails) to explain the plot of the latest animated hit. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, lager lager lager.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: TRANCE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: STORKS

Louis Virtel (Throwing Shade, Billy on the Street) drops in to help Dave and Alonso make heads or tails of the "edgy" gay jokes in yet another vintage TV reboot. Also: lots of character-actor name-dropping. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @linoleumcast, the power lies on their side.

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He's our guest: Jack Morrissey, friend of the show and co-producer of "Disney's Beauty and the Beast," joins Dave and Alonso to give some insider perspective on the global box-office hit, from focus-group approved gays to singing dolls to what's next for director Bill Condon. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, in this town there's only she/who is beautiful as me.

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Dave and Alonso catch up on two diametrically opposed new movies before catching up on some listener mail. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, gonna walk into London on my hands someday.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: IRMA VEP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA

Dave and Alonso welcome Del Shores and Emerson Collins, who discuss their eagerly-awaited sequel A VERY SORDID WEDDING. Don't blame the guests for Dave and Alonso's opinions of certain LGBT advocacy groups. Subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, and you will believe in love.

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Dave and Alonso record a quick recap of Envelope-gate, Halle Berry's wig, and other pressing matters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, feels right.

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Dave and Alonso discuss an acclaimed new horror movie, and another one that's fallen between the cracks in North America, before getting into another fight about La La Land. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, get outta my way.

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Dave and Alonso are, not surprisingly, more into the movies with hardly any dialogue than the ones with monster dogs and spa eels. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the riddle of the model.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: POLICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STORY OF QIU JU

Dave has an idea for an action-oriented "L Word" reboot while Alonso compares John Wick's appeal to Harry Potter's. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, show me love and what it's all about.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM

Dave and Alonso take you step-by-step through an early contender for the Worst of 2017 and ponder James Franco's fascination with gay subject matter. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, this is the rhythm of the night.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLS ARE RINGING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHAT A WAY TO GO!

Dave and Alonso are joined by the legendary Anne Thompson (@akstanwyck) to talk about who benefits from the Oscar race, what were the must-sees at Sundance, and two great movies making their way into wider release. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, love that's only slightly soiled.

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Dave & Alonso discuss the role of talking about movies while the world is coming to an end as well a French film in which the meet-cute takes place at an orgy. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, you're indestructible.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: THE ANTIGONE OF SOPHOCLES AFTER HÖLDERLIN'S TRANSLATION ADAPTED FOR THE STAGE BY BRECHT 1948

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: PARENTS

Dave and Alonso catch up on a couple more interesting awards contenders, as well as a couple more crappy January releases. And Alonso discusses two interesting new docs premiering at Sundance, which he is not attending this year. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, little birdie.

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Alonso's streaming pick of the week: EL PLACER ES MÍO at Filmatique.com

Manohla Dargis of The New York Times joins Dave and Alonso to talk about documentaries, Pauline Kael, emotional responses, resetting your internal rhythms and much more. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

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Dave and Alonso have their annual celebrity encounters at the Los Angeles Film Critics Association Dinner and catch up on awards-season films, January crap-heaps and a powerful indie you might have missed. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) for free at iTunes, someone in the crowd.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHRISTINE (2016)

Alonso's streaming pick of the week: Almodóvar on iTunes

Dave and Alonso kick off the year with one more freebie, in which they discover who makes Kim Kardashian look like Marie Curie, and they discuss why rapper Desiigner is like Pootie Tang meets Michael Stipe. Also, Netflix's reboot of a 70s sitcom classic, catching up with Degrassi and Little Women: Atlanta, and more!

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Dave and Alonso welcome Robert Abele (LA Times, TheWrap) and Peter Debruge (Variety) to discuss the year just past. (Manohla Dargis was stuck at the San Francisco airport; we'll have her on again soon.) Some arguments, some revelations and some wishes for 2017. Follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, subscribe (and leave us a nice write-up) on iTunes, derriere un Kleenex je saurais mieux, comment te dire adieu.

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Dave and Alonso wade through listener mail -- one letter makes Dave realize he may need to completely reevaluate one of the year's horror hits, another has Alonso questioning why someone who no longer listens would write the show, and yet another features a best-of list that leaves them flummoxed over how many of the movies they've never seen. Follow us @linoleumcast on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, leave us a nice iTunes review, eight eight eight eight.

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Dave and Alonso spend the first episode of 2017 catching up on the end of 2016. Learn why Reese Witherspoon is a pig (animated) and why Mark Wahlberg/Peter Berg movies are kinda like STONEWALL. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, panda panda panda.

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Dave's DVD/streaming picks of the week: THE NEON BULL and FOR THE PLASMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VANYA ON 42ND STREET

Dave and Alonso are still feeling the holiday spirit, so here's a FREE episode of LKTV, our podcast of the television that's usually available only to subscribers to our Patreon page -- you should totally consider becoming one of them. On this episode,we look back at the Christmas TV we consumed this year, including Cher, Good Times, Our Miss Brooks, The Mistletoe Promise, Maude, The Mod Squad and more!

Star Wars fanboy and friend of the show Ryan Downey joins Dave and Alonso to talk about the latest excursion to that universe, and sit slack-jawed at the explanation of the plot of Will Smith's latest. Don't miss out extra, spoiler-packed episode this week! We're @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling.

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Ryan Downey sticks around to go deep into SPOILER territory with Dave and Alonso, so don't listen unless you want all to be revealed. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, ring-ting-a-ling-a-ling too.

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Ryan's streaming pick of the week: STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE SEVENTH SEAL

Dave and Alonso explain why the R-rated raunchy comedy is a more Christian movie that the ostensibly faith-based one, and they don't quite see eye-to-eye on one of the year's most acclaimed films. Follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, give us some love on iTunes, are you shining just for me.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE ESSENTIAL JACQUES DEMY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: A WOMAN IS A WOMAN

Dave and Alonso discuss the Los Angeles Film Critics Association honorees, bust out their breathy FLOTUS impersonations, and bow before the greatness of Isabelle Huppert for the second time in a month. Leave us a nice iTunes review, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, the corner Santa Claus.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE MAGIC BOX: THE FILMS OF SHIRLEY CLARKE, 1927-1986: PROJECT SHIRLEY, VOLUME FOUR

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BLACK CHRISTMAS

Dave and Alonso rouse themselves from post-Thanksgiving food coma to talk complicated heroines, failure at the box office (movies that do it and movies about it) and other stuff. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, burn your bridges, start again.

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Dave and Alonso wish you a Happy Thanksgiving with this extra in-betweener episode, catching up on a few movies and some (but not all) of the mail backlog. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free (and review us) on iTunes, the horse knows the way. 

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Dave and Alonso got their eyes fried by one of the world's leading filmmakers, and they disagree on a film that's destined to be a big awards contender. Also, there's discussion of lima beans. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, that's what love can do.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOT TYPE: 150 YEARS OF THE NATION

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Dave and Alonso have a thing or two to say about the election, yes, but they also discuss quotable celebrity sex tapes and gummi candies (in two completely separate contexts). Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, she don't ask for things.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THAT TENDER TOUCH

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE VELVET VAMPIRE

Dave and Alonso are joined by RogerEbert.com's Matt Zoller Seitz to talk about the complications of Mel Gibson, the trippier corners of the Marvel Universe, and the latest in problematic Christian cinema. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, it's a love thing.

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Dave and Alonso get a relatively slow week before the year-end onslaught, and they discuss twink porn, kinky Koreans and a franchise that seems to finally embrace its own inherent absurdity. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, all around the world.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: SPRING, SUMMER, FALL, WINTER...AND SPRING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: SPLASH

Dave and Alonso have a new Tyler Perry movie in their lives, which is reason enough for joy, but there are some really great indies that may or may not be showing at a theater near you that absolutely merit a look. Leave us a nice review at iTunes or on our various streaming platforms, follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, or combing out their hair.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WENDY AND LUCY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MEDICINE FOR MELANCHOLY

Dave and Alonso discuss monsters, math and the nature of applause. And there will be meandering. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review at iTunes, there'll be scary ghost stories.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LA CIÉNAGA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NEIGHBORING SOUNDS

So many movies to cover, but Dave and Alonso manage to fine time to discuss the finer points of men's-room cleanliness and other thorny issues. Review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, hootie tootie disco cutie.

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Alonso and Dave's DVD pick of the week: A FACE IN THE CROWD

Dave and Alonso discuss peanut-butter-to-chocolate ratios, the aesthetics of desire in gay adult media and other pressing subjects pertaining to the cinema. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), to get a jolt from my electrodes.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAILING

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEETLEJUICE

Dave and Alonso discuss some welcome September surprises, plus the two classic films that led to a just-OK remake now in theaters. Leave us a nice iTunes review (and subscribe for free), follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and now I wonder.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: A TOWN CALLED PANIC

Alonso's DVD picks of the week: MISSISSIPPI MASALA and SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER

Dave and Alonso are joined by legendary New Zealand actress Rena Owen to discuss the new U.S. Blu-Ray of the Kiwi classic ONCE WERE WARRIORS; plus we discuss why you really need to see both the latest JT Leroy documentary as well as THE CULT OF JT LEROY to get the full story. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, will you meet me in the middle.

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Dave and Alonso parse the politics of Eastwood's latest, remember icons who have left us, recap highlights from the 2016 Venice Film Festival, explain why Judy Garland's animated cat movie resembles GIGI, and discuss the Frederick Wiseman retrospective screenings. Leave us some nice feedback on iTunes, Stitcher, The Lounge, Google Play, Podbean, and anywhere else you can while you were looking for yourself out there.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: WIGSTOCK: THE MOVIE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: NEVER MET PICASSO

Alonso's off at the Venice Film Festival, but he and Dave pre-taped this episode, where they answer a bunch (but not all) of backlogged letters from listeners. Alonso has seen the week's major new films; Dave has a lot to say about his colonoscopy. Happy Labor Day! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe for free on iTunes (and leave us a nice review), the pure tenor quality of the voice of Harold.

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Dave and Alonso are stunned that two really good movies surfaced in the clearance sale that is late August. Also, Alonso totally spoils the new Gus Van Sant, but not until the very end of the episode. And we talk about what's interesting and what's flawed in the BBC 100 Greatest Films of the 21st Century list. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, subscribe and review us on iTunes, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.

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Dave and Alonso catch up on some late-summer indie surprises, Christian movies both cheap and expensive, and an extravaganza of white male privilege. Follow us @linoleumcast at Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, wild horses couldn't drag me away.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: 3 BAD MEN

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION

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Podcaster extraordinaire Travis McElroy joins Dave & Alonso to talk about Disney trauma, technical difficulties and other pressing topics. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe (and leave us a nice review) on iTunes, it's a new craze.

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Dave and Alonso talk about That Superhero Movie, but also another Straub-Huillet movie and the latest in the "Make Me" series of films they're making each other watch. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, en pile ou face.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: BELLADONNA OF SADNESS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: DAY FOR NIGHT

Dave and Alonso are surprised and disappointed this week by the big new releases, and recommend a dishy new doc full of Hollywood gowns and gossip. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, subscribe at iTunes (and leave us a review), now that I've discovered what you mean to me.

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Dave Holmes drops by to talk with Dave and Alonso about his hilarious new memoir PARTY OF ONE, along with a look at the films of the week. (One of which Dave spoils, but only at the very end.) Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us a review on iTunes, just take the good with the bad and don't think.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: LOUDER THAN BOMBS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE IN-LAWS

With Outfest behind them, Dave and Alonso can dig back into the new movies, including a Kristen Stewart vehicle so forgettable that it sets off perhaps a record number of tangents and digressions. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, it gets better, that's for sure.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CLOSE-UP

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HEAVEN'S GATE

Alonso's bouncing from film festival to film festival, so he and Dave discuss...well, food, but eventually movies. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, I wouldn't want to live with the pain.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BOX

Dave and Alonso pre-taped this holiday weekend episode, where we finally deliver on some promised spoilers and catch up on (some, but not all) old letters. Happy 4th! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, leave us a nice iTunes review, doodle do or die.

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Dave's streaming pick of the week: AT SEA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE WITCHES

In the introductory segment of "Make Me," Dave gets Alonso to watch AU HASARD BALTHAZAR, which ties in perfectly with the new Todd Solondz. Also, the great awfulness of the latest from NWR, the superhuman effort Judy Garland exerts to put one good number in IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME, and the dieting hijinks of REDUCING. Follow us @linoleumcast on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and leave us a nice iTunes review. Rock on with your bad self.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: DARK HORSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: WHO ARE YOU, POLLY MAGGOO?

Dave and Alonso are surprised by the strong offerings of a mid-summer weekend. (And also by that audio glitch at the beginning -- our apologies.) Review us on iTunes, follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, you just sputter and fizz like old headache powder.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE WAVE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: FEDS

Dave and Alonso get it together enough to discuss what's fun and what's scary (and what's not). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us an iTunes review, can you tell me why.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: MOON

Alonso's DVD pick (which apparently isn't out on DVD yet) of the week: HITCHCOCK/TRUFFAUT

Dave and Alonso discuss pop parody, sex and politics, Greek manhood, and death pudding. Like our Facebook page, follow @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe) on iTunes, yes yes yes on and on as I flex.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE PURGE & THE PURGE: ANARCHY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HOT ROD

Justin Chang of the Los Angeles Times has the scoop about this year's Cannes Film Festival, then sticks around to talk mutants and occult Korean serial killers with Dave and Alonso. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, bet on it.

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Justin's DVD pick of the week: ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: X2

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE CHASER

Dave shuts down talkers at the arthouse, Alonso remembers being a kid in the sexed-up '70s. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe on iTunes (and leave us a review), I'm gonna stay right where I am.

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Alonso's DVD picks of the week: KISS KISS BANG BANG and THE LONG DAY CLOSES

Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Dave and Alonso discuss two films that are among the best of 2016 so far, and three that aren't. Also, peak snoot and sleep busses. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, leave us a nice review on iTunes, cry boy cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE STUFF

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: CUPCAKES

Dave and Alonso discuss TV punks and films about art (not to be confused with art films) on this week's episode. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, review us (and subscribe for free) on iTunes, that's what they don't know.

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Dave's pick of the week: Straub-Huillet Retrospective at MOMA

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: I AM LOVE

John Powers (Vogue, Fresh Air) joins Dave and Alonso to talk about his gorgeous book WKW: THE CINEMA OF WONG KAR WAI. So it's weird when we then have to talk about Garry Marshall. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, and the sky is gray.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CHUNGKING EXPRESS

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE

Dave and Alonso laugh about Snow White: The Winter Soldier and mourn the Purple One. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, Gustav Mahler number three is jammin' on the box.

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Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: DEATH BECOMES HER

Dave and Alonso discuss talking animals, nouvelle vague editing, 80s Britpop and Nicki Minaj as the new Jayne Mansfield, among many other topics. Leave us an iTunes review, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @linoleumcast, oo-bee-doo.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE INFORMER

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: BEGIN AGAIN

Dave and Alonso watch unsubtitled French movies, disappointing third acts and movies that can't be discussed without getting into spoiler territory. Review us (and subscribe) on Facebook, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter and Instagram, but love taught me.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: VENUS BEAUTY INSTITUTE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: LADY IN THE LAKE